• @DanLomas @GLPNE73 I didn't spot the 'k' at first either… #
• Ow! #
• @andthesewalls http://t.co/UoPIIN6J Perfect! #
• @andthesewalls Do you have a compost heap? #
• @andthesewalls Because you're a miserable fecker! #
• @murphyz Name & shame! #
• Biggest problem however will be effectively managing my new obsession. Least it's on Mac now so I can work simultaneously. #sb29 #FM2012 #
• Tactics all set to close down & pressure but stood & watched as amateur Swiss team scored 7. Maybe need to ditch 'calm' team talks. #FM2012 #
• Going OK in the friendlies but can't get the defence to close down &/or tackle! Obviously training issues that #cm0304 didn't have. #FM2012 #
• And that I chose to manage #sb29 because of this? #FM2012 #
• Is it v.sad that due to a recent holiday in Brittany I even know the house I'd buy if I really were on £6k a week as boss of #sb29 #FM2012 #
• Back managing in France for the first time since a stint at Socheaux rebuilt my career in #CM3 Hoping I can lead #sb29 to glory in #FM2012 #
• Damn you #FM2012 Damn you… #hooked #sb29 #
• @arobertwebb For a bill mime, I've started doing a jabbing motion as if using chip & pin. It works. Mostly. #
• @DionDublinsDube Indeed there is Dion. Calmed down yet? #
• @RussGreaves @CUFC_tweets http://t.co/ngy97CXI #
• Unknowingly listening to Robert Smith on #6music saying to @HelenMelonfox "this singer REALLY wants to be Robert Smith". #
• @prodnose With you on cool & punk-through-rose-tinted-specs. #101 Don't care if it sounds like brown nosing, can you be on TV more please? #
• @hotpatooties 364 days each year stereotyping & demeaning women. 1 day each year saying well done. Good old Daily Mail. #
• Lionel Richie’s Hello – constructed from movie lines | The Poke: http://t.co/OC8b37Wh via @thepoke #
• @tenderhooligan #pushing40 #
• And why did I have to end up in it? #
• Is there any other profession treated this way? Ofsted plans to scrap 'satisfactory' label for schools http://t.co/ExNTDUlM #
• @daraobriain Great show but that telescope on the far side of the moon:useful or just interesting? Serious question, what would the uses be? #
• @daraobriain LIVE ASTRONOMY! #
• @GLPNE73 There's nothing parochial about my feelings for the shit hole but they're not good. #
• Listened to @thatalexday's Parrot Stories today and quite enjoyed it. I may even give it another listen… #
• @alfiewb Incidentally, the plant cover is brilliant. In place now over my palm. Thank you. #
• @alfiewb The voice. Manic, up and down Irish. #
• @GLPNE73 #
• @GLPNE73 Filth… #
• @GLPNE73 Excellent! The way we scored snooker when I played in a Blackpool snooker team during a previous life. #
• @tenderhooligan Which in fact is mentioned at the end of the article! Conan Doyle never explained his survival, why need Moffatt? #
• @tenderhooligan I don't know, but I believe (following input from @HelenMelonfox) that his death is inspired by this: http://t.co/pdrBHPgK #
• @GLPNE73 Oh I was sweating… #
• Watching James Moriarty on #Sherlock I keep thinking about Jedward. #
• @GLPNE73 I wore so many layers yesterday that the ill-fitting training bib better resembled a crop top. It was still cold… #
• @tenderhooligan When I've seen it I'll tell you. #
• @tenderhooligan As I'm only half way through watching it I have no idea what it is he did though! #
• @tenderhooligan Search 'Sherlock Holmes' in Google and there are several people asking the same thing. #
• SLEEP!!! #

• @henrywinter They're planning to buy back Tevez… #mufc #
• @soph_fox @HelenMelonfox Watching through my fingers, delighted that my childbirth experiences took place 50+ years after #callthemidwife #
• @andthesewalls Post them please, as @alfiewb suggests! #
• Kenny Dalglish says Liverpool 'will not tolerate' racism in football unless it's from one of their star players. http://t.co/748eETQg #
• @howardnurse Tevez back to #mufc to replace Berbatov? #
• Got the shakes though as an after effect of the A-snoreteen-beating energy drinks. Too tired & shaky to do anything, too wired to relax. #
• Home again and happily covered covered in baby snot… #
• I love the A14… #
• @alfiewb @tenderhooligan @helenmelonfox I think it's me that's predictable… #
• @HelenMelonfox @tenderhooligan I was kicked in the testicles once… #
• @HelenMelonfox @alfiewb In fact, I wish they did an Android version… #
• Off to football in a mo. Inhalers aren't important are they… #
• @HelenMelonfox @alfiewb Apart from CM I can see a point well made… #
• @alfiewb I agree! #
• @GLPNE73 Happy with Westley? #
• @alfiewb @HelenMelonfox @tenderhooligan @andthesewalls @murphyz Hot chocolate? #
• @alfiewb @tenderhooligan @andthesewalls @murphyz @helenmelonfox Do you make cooked breakfasts Alfie? #
• @tenderhooligan @andthesewalls @murphyz @HelenMelonfox Bloody women sticking together! #
• @andthesewalls I know we did, but if #6music read our tweets they might bring her back. Be careful! #
• Recommending the new London Cocktail Club bar in Bloomsbury. http://t.co/2qlCqngm #
• @andthesewalls (As awful as he is he's better than Josie Long.) #
• @andthesewalls Are you seeing how many times you can tweet the word 'bacon' in one day? #
• @tenderhooligan @andthesewalls @murphyz Where's @HelenMelonfox when you need her? #
• Tiring day at #BETT yesterday in London but v.useful as ever. Enjoyable evening with @murphyz too..remember the days when I wasn't driving? #
• @andthesewalls @murphyz @tenderhooligan Not in a cocktail surely?! #evenifiwasntvegetarian #
• @MattAbbottSkint Indeed, before domestication robbed them of the skills wild horses used to weave their own blankets in such weather. #
• @murphyz Lovely. I'm a little bit jealous. Night! #
• @andthesewalls @murphyz One of the group had a cocktail with bacon. Yes, bacon. And egg. It was real bacon. #
• @murphyz Are you STILL there? (I am now in bed…) Good to see you today! #
• @charltonbrooker Sean Connery in Goldfinger… #
• @andthesewalls He only stated gender b'se of the play on words with the expression 'to a man' which interviewer used, probably on purpose. #
• @tenderhooligan I'll stop now, but I'm interested in your views & I disagree with @andthesewalls! #
• @tenderhooligan …unfair stick because of her sex because she does & I cringe at games when it happens (& have stuck up for her!) but… #
• @tenderhooligan Which, incidentally, she is but no more or less than most of the male referees. I'm not pretending that she doesn't get… #
• @tenderhooligan Keys & Gray were out of order as they said she was rubbish because she was a woman. Jewell just said she was rubbish. #
• @tenderhooligan 3rd comment"but he [Lewis] didn't give it. You better ask him why he didn't give it, or her why she [Fearn] didn't give it." #
• @tenderhooligan …Lineswoman, linesman – both sexist? Assistant Referee – non-gender specific term that no one really uses anyway. tbc. #
• @tenderhooligan …2nd comment "I thought the lineswoman, or whatever she's called, had a great view" Well what is her title?… #
• @tenderhooligan http://t.co/XcWA1GEo He slated both male ref & female lineswoman. First comment "to a woman" was a play on words… tbc #
• @andthesewalls The interviewer said "to a man" & Jewell said "yes, but not to a woman" & she's a woman. He then slated both her & male ref! #
• FA confirm that "no further action" to be taken over Paul Jewell's comments about assistant ref Amy Fearn. #becausehewasntbeingsexist #
• @andthesewalls I said something then walked away. You'll not win, but good luck if you try. #
• Time for a technology detox? http://t.co/euHb1XQI #
• @andthesewalls Indeed. That's the thing isn't it. I could cope with the non-contact business if it was consistent game-to-game. #
• @andthesewalls Two-footed tackles that go through the player are nasty, but both of these were more ball-winning slides than actual tackles. #
• @andthesewalls Well I would say that in both cases they were in complete control and not really anywhere near the player. #
• @andthesewalls Johnson's was worse than Kompany's. Both of them got the ball though… #
• HS2 Huge Waste Of Money http://t.co/gy9tKHzw #
• @slimtim70 @XanderArmstrong But the Star Bar…oft forgotten but worth remembering. #
• @XanderArmstrong Deep fried Picnic, now there's a treat. With the batter, raisins & biscuit etc. it's like a sweet & sour cornucopia! #
• Glad @alfiewb likes tea – he makes a cracking cuppa. Thanks! #
• @andthesewalls For years whilst English football was banned the rest of Europe was far worse. Violence & racism seem to be OK over there. #
• HS2 isn't going to get people on trains if the fares are still too high & it costs a fortune to get to/park at the stations. #wasteofmoney #
• @ZinedineF Steve Spriggs. My first football hero, saw him play in the early '80s as an 8-9 year old but would like my memory jogging now. #
• @andthesewalls @HelenMelonfox There's a fine line between 'wild play' and 'being a pain in the arse'… #
• @andthesewalls In the book WTWTA though there is no playing at all, it's all just wild rumpusing. #
• If it was a film script we'd laugh at it… Well done Thierry Henry! #
• @andthesewalls Evil Aunts…they do stop him playing. #
• @andthesewalls Matilda is stopped from reading books… #
• New Waybuloo! Pah! Rubbish Waybuloo more link. 'Tis ruined… http://t.co/yFORPL9r #
• @laurenlaverne At least that's not as bad as what they've done to #Waybuloo #
• @andthesewalls Yep she has. Not sure how this if different from Barton's activities either although maybe handbags rather than thuggery. #
• @andthesewalls Hasn't the woman been kept in custody too? Not defending, just clarifying. #
• @MorganHPhillips Go @ecotricity…great customer service, good prices they monitor and adjust promptly, duel fuel…investing in wind. #

• @tenderhooligan First it was the z in @murphyz & now it's the b in @alfiewb. Where will it en? #
• @tenderhooligan @HelenMelonfox & @alfiewb are watching #sherlock but too transfixed to tweet. I've had a meditate & gone to bed instead. #
• @DanLomas Headspace I'm on day 2 of the Take10 series – check out the Android app! #
• Worried that the 'light goblin' might attack @alfiewb in the middle of the night despite the new (and rather splendid) profile picture. #
• @tenderhooligan I think that's for the best. #
• @tenderhooligan No, which is why you can't just sit in a chair and let them be. #
• @tenderhooligan Not a bun I trust, for you should never be lazy in getting them out of the oven. #
• I didn't realise Tubbs from The League Of Gentlemen was a football manager… #pish #
• Just when you thought #itvfootball couldn't get any worse…Peterborough & Barry Fry. #pish #borobastard #
• Is it just me or is Phil Jones not quite as good as he's made out to be? In a few years time maybe but at the moment he seems a blusterer. #
• Would like to see #mcfc equalise, if only to see if #itv have the face to start rubbishing #mufc again after the hype at half time. #
• Today's Top TV Fact: #itv #039;s football coverage is much improved when your daughter turns up Peppa Pig and drowns out the commentary. #
• Football. Bloody hell. #
• @tenderhooligan Had to leave the room when another US import, #NewGirl was on. Even Ms Deschanel didn't stop me hating everything about it. #
• @andthesewalls I see. Not OK but there quite possibly is a link. Liverpool have handled the whole matter in a dreadful fashion. #
• @andthesewalls Link? Between what and what? #
• @andthesewalls #sighsinsympathy #
• @andthesewalls Are you surprised about Liverpool? #
• @andthesewalls What's Claridge said? #
• @andy_headspace The Android App crashed during sign-up and my e-mail address/username is in limbo. Have e-mailed tech helpline & hoping… #
• Sick of pointless facile anti-racism tweets & retweets from people posturing on the back of a bandwagon. What do you think you're achieving? #
• Every trip to Braintree Freeport rips away, screaming, a huge chunk of your soul. Makes me want to live in a cave. #
• @murphyz Why does your Twitter homepage allow me to see how much time I spend on Twitter? #
• Blackpool vs Fleetwood. The only game where I'd have a greater desire for BOTH teams to lose would be Peterborough A vs Peterborough B. #
• @andthesewalls Because anything's better than 'comedian' Josie Long, even him. #
• @SuzanneLuca5 #yawn #
• RT @tenderhooligan: Thick students, thick colleagues, is it any fucking wonder I am frequently on (cont) http://t.co/9HLpZ91c #
• @murphyz 47!? I feel giddy just thinking about it… #
• @murphyz Gulp. Get a nice, brightly coloured wrist band for it. And don't you go falling down 47 (!) floors either… #
• @murphyz An intentional shock proof test? #
• I'll have an R. And an I. And a P please Bob. #bobholness #blockbusters #
• @hotpatooties She's Ryan's sister-in-law… Nice eh? #
• Fantastic result for Cambridge tonight, so what happened against Braintree?! Nevermind… #ijwt #
• @murphyz Not here, though her delivery always suggests she does. One of the most irritatingly unfunny people I know is Josie Long. #
• @hotpatooties What about the O2 Arena? #
• @andthesewalls Is this what you mean? http://t.co/Pib2TFHv #
• @alfiewb Prince Charming… #
• Auntie Em! Auntie Em! My the wind blows around here tonight… #
• Ferguson out! #mufc #
• That caused a double-take: 2120: GOALFLASH Everton 1-0 Bolton (Tim Howard) #
• @andthesewalls ABBA? #
• @GeorgehamCEPS Ah…ours has nothing to do with County thankfully. Hope it's all back to normal soon. (And HNY too!) #
• What a lovely man Rick Santorum, 2012 US Presidential Republican candidate, is. http://t.co/BGUfY164 If he wins, the dark ages beckon… #
• @GeorgehamCEPS Anything I can do to help re website please let me know. #
• @hotpatooties But that makes it 35 pounds she lost doesn't it?! #
• Across the nation alarm clicks reawaken to the sound of groans, signalling another identikit year of wageslave drudgery. #2012 #
• @tenderhooligan If only… #
• @GLPNE73 Have they dropped round-the-clock from the World Darts Championships this year then? #
• @murphyz No chance, unless you're not free on the 4th… #
• @GLPNE73 @SuzanneLuca5 @DanLomas I've failed to correct that typo three times now – it can stay! You know what I mean! #
• @GLPNE73 @DanLomas @SuzanneLuca5 You've never mentioned that ever G. #feignssurprise #
• @SuzanneLuca5 @DanLomas @glpne73 I'll send you all advance copies of the questions if you'd like! I always need guines pigs. #
• @alfiewb No Alf, there will be no Sky. Commenting on my Twitter feed being filled by Sky-watching friends this evening. That's all. Sorry. #
• @DionDublinsDube My friends @GLPNE73 & @DanLomas have filled my Twitter feed with darts this evening – it had *better* be worth it! #
• @GLPNE73 @DanLomas Canada… #
• @DanLomas @glpne73 It's the PTFA quiz actually. #
• @SuzanneLuca5 (I have no intention of doing so really…) #
• @GLPNE73 @DanLomas Not really, but you are hampering preparation of the quiz I'm creating because I keep seeing new tweets and refreshing! #
• I feel I ought to be subscribing to Sky so I can watch darts. #
• @SuzanneLuca5 It refers to my previous tweet. To clever by half me, imho of course… #
• @SuzanneLuca5 #ffc can you stop moaning? #
• Keep reading #ffc as "for fuck's sake". Changes various tweets' meanings. #
• TheStar Year-long exposure of Toronto skyline produces 'dreamy' image: http://t.co/gwTBBrlY via @TorontoStar #
• Or just spend the time listlessly doing neither, torn between inaction & action wasting precious seconds in the name of indecision. #
• 3pm on the last day of the holiday. Relax and enjoy the last throws of freedom or put off your household jobs for another couple of months? #
• Have never before wanted (needed) two plus two to equal five as much as I do today. #

This Month I Have Been Mostly Listening To…

1. On Every Street – Dire Straits

2. This Week I Have Been Mostly Eating Raspberry Poptarts – Jesse

3. The Theme From McAlmont & Butler – McAlmont & Butler

4. Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough – Michael Jackson

5. Love At First Sight – Kylie Minogue

6. Need You Tonight – INXS

7. Bohemian Like You – The Dandy Warhols

8. Walk Like An Egyptian – The Bangles

9. Achilles Heel – Toploader

10. F.E.A.R. – Ian Brown

11. All I Need – Air

12. Call A Wave – Malcolm McLaren

13. Scorchio - Paula Fisch

14. Family Man – Fleetwood Mac

15. Life On Mars – David Bowie

16. We Haven’t Turned Around – Gomez

17. Play Dead – Bjork

18. Hey Joe – Jimi Hendrix

19. Do You Realize?? – The Flaming Lips

20. Galileo – Indigo Girls

• @GLPNE73 @MattAbbottSkint Got them up at third attempt on 11 on handheld. Phil Younghusband from Philippines was free & my 20 goal a season. #
• Just got home. 3-2 after being 3-0 down?! What happened that meant we didn't start until so late? Conditions can't have helped but… #ijwt #
• Travelling home as Cambridge take on Braintree, but will be there in spirit. We're good enough to beat them again. Come on you U's!!! #ijwt #
• STORY OF 2011! – BBC News – Sweden: Woman finds carrot growing in her ring after 16 years http://t.co/lnsFmCNC #
• @DTguardian @philmcnulty @henrywinter Which is worst? Man City, Basel, or Blackburn? Not stirring it, just interested in your views. #mufc #
• My first action of 2012 was to remove a slug from the kitchen sink. Not a bad start… #
• It's just another day. #
• RT @tinybuddha: One New Year's Resolution That Creates Lasting Change http://t.co/a2sfwBCE @DanLomas #
• @DTguardian Interesting that Evra's accounts in yout tweets have been retweeted 100+ times, Suarez's only 42. Why is that? #
• Fergie says he has 3 more years, instantly becomes lame duck manager… http://t.co/2JIfvk7c #
• @GLPNE73 He was great playing for us on CM '98! #
• @MattAbbottSkint @GLPNE73 You can be vegetarian & have an utter dislike of animals. Chickens and dolphins are OK of course but the rest… #
• @MattAbbottSkint @GLPNE73 I'm vege on the grounds that I wouldn't put an alive animal in my mouth, and it being dead doesn't encourage me. #
• David Cameron is making things worse. http://t.co/wQTzixzz #
• Awake. And have been for nearly two hours. At least I haven't got a late night tonight. #
• RT @HelenMelonfox: @alfiewb playing far to much Zelda. http://t.co/6P98Mbnn Saw him earlier with it NOT in his hand. Hardly recognised him. #
• @hotpatooties Congratulations! #
• @ZinedineF Think they've settled for a relegation battle already. #
• @alfiewb You're an imperfect punctuator! #
• @alfiewb You're a softy. #
• @alfiewb He's slowly being pecked to oblivion… #
• Until you've cored a cabbage for hanging you haven't lived. #
• @RussGreaves Have you seen the other headline today – that Rolls is going to 'save' Kettering Town. Lucky them! #
• @tenderhooligan Dr Who was enjoyed by @alfiewb and @HelenMelonfox, haven't watched it myself yet though. #
• @thehoosiersuk I own a calendar of extraordinary chickens too – they're what Christmas presents are all about! #
• @alfiewb What will you be able to waste your money on now?! #
• @RussGreaves Same team on NYD. Braintree a shadow of the team they were earlier this season & will there for the taking again by this side. #
• @RussGreaves Thought Marriot looked at least very peckish. Whole team impressed with their endevour to win the ball & desire to use it well. #
• Seems Braintree Town are just a pub team from Essex after all. #ijwt #
• Only time Braintree's oafish, timewasting defender Bailey-Dennis showed any effort was berating the l'man for no OS having watched the goal. #
• Good to see Cambridge taking game to Braintree & challenging for every ball. Carew good but frustrating. 1-0 at HT and should win. #ijwt #
• Braintree timewasting from the off & ref thinks winning the ball is a yellow but a punch in the head is a drop ball. Long way to go. #ijwt #
• @alfiewb What about the number to? #
• @ZinedineF Have travelled up from 10 minutes away from Braintree's ground! Saw them play recently…we should have enough. #ijwt #
• @HelenMelonfox #
• At The Abbey! #
• #6music – Chains of Love by @theryanadams, from #SoundHound http://t.co/bcvpd4RC #
• BBC News – A Point of View: The endless obsession with what might be http://t.co/8rKicRge #

• It seems I am able to make great pickled eggs. #
• @MattAbbottSkint I've never watched Corrie & I've known he's a silly, silly man for years – can't believe he's still in it! #
• I shall, shortly, be partaking of my first ever home-made pickled egg. #
• @DanLomas It's being recorded so I'll probably give it a go but it's not the draw (for me) it once was. @alfiewb still loves it though. #
• Another year, another bout of Dr Who apathy. Shame but I think I'm lost to it. Enjoy people… #
• Quote of the Day – Me:"What's The Snowman doing?" (as it takes off). Liesel:"Getting some milk!" It was bread later. The magic of Christmas! #
• Lovely Christmas dinner, thank you @HelenMelonfox xxx #
• @alfiewb It looks like Homer is projectile vomming your legs! #
• Someone's expecting to a)Meet Father Christmas tomorrow & b)Wake up to snow. Because it happened on Peppa Pig. How soon life disappoints! #
• Right! Food, drink & pressies now… Merry Christmas all & see you on the other side! #
• Mulled wine, unboiled to preserve the kick… #
• Muppet Christmas Carol! #
• @RussGreaves I presume Courtney is on the bench… #
• The 50 Funniest Headlines Of 2011 http://t.co/M0tlYXld #
• @tenderhooligan @murphyz I was talking about you two, and the others, and my finest ever use of the potato question, last night. Woof, woof! #
• A quick search for 'Dalglish' on Twitter suggests not… #
• Is it just me that is listening to Dalglish's daily spoutings of bollocks and *almost* wishing Rafa was back at poor hard done by Liverpool? #
• 6am & wide awake. Anyone would think the array of alcopops consumed last night all contain caffeine. Remarkably clear of head at the mo tho. #
• @DTguardian @StanCollymore Surely not in trouble. Surely. Please let it be for more information. #
• And home… #pubcrawl #
• Time beat us. Only 9 completed. Pizza now… #pubcrawl #
• Sober as in not especially drunk of course. #
• Remarkably sober. Unlike the other two in the #pubcrawl #
• Scenarios #pubcrawl #
• I think I'm being bought Jagermeisters. Plural. Nice #
• The Bull #pubcrawl #
• Four pubs to go in the next hour. I'm ready to go on to number 8 but my drinking partners are dancing to 70s pop. #pubcrawl #
• The Royal Oak #pubcrawl #
• @alfiewb #irony #
• @alfiewb Where are you?! #
• Whispers. #pubcrawl #
• The White Hart Inn #pubcrawl Wish @HelenMelonfox was here… #
• Have been told I have to mention that I am being accompanied on the #pubcrawl by two young(er) ladies. With good personalities. #
• The Dog Inn #pubcrawl #
• Excellent band in The Woodman, tempted to stop for a second but The Dog Inn beckons… #pubcrawl #
• The Woodman #pubcrawl #
• The Griffin #pubcrawl #
• The Three Pigeons #pubcrawl #
• @GLPNE73 Try this: Steve Kean Conspiracy Theory http://t.co/SmMePPFH #
• @GLPNE73 And, if it's not true (which is likely) it's a great story. #
• @GLPNE73 Even if a little bit true it's astonishing. Reminds me of Portsmouth, only more so. #
• @GLPNE73 Have you seen this?! http://t.co/rivdCZXC #
• @tenderhooligan One of my Mum's top 5 films ever. There was a time when she seemed to watch it every day (and thus I know it very well too) #
• Britain's love affair with our
  military is dangerous http://t.co/Rk0KqJUR #
• Happy memories if a Seychelles Christmas Tradition… http://t.co/0SpOYu5s via @SandraHanks #
• BBC Sport – Football-related arrests 'at record low' http://t.co/vH4fi3Yu I was too high. % figures at bottom of this. @DanLomas @GLPNE73 #
• A year ago blanket headline news coverage of 185 dead in NZ. This year 1000 dead & 1000 missing in Philippines & it's an aside. Why? #
• @DanLomas @GLPNE73 None at the Abbey either as I recall. Maybe a caution for running on the pitch. #
• @DanLomas @GLPNE73 JT is a different issue. Brave, courageous etc used too often in all sport for just doing a (quite enjoyable) job. #
• @GLPNE73 @DanLomas Total att. 2010/11 Prem=13m Cha=9m L1=5m L2=3 m BSP= 2m. Sorry was 3m out, misremembered. Should be 0.009375% #
• @DanLomas That's approximately 0.0085714286% of attendance at prof. football matches over the same time. (3000 to 35000000) #
• @tenderhooligan You took your sculpture of Julius Caesar to the spa with you?! #
• BBC News – In pictures: Rare lenticular clouds over West Yorkshire http://t.co/QAzyosDC #
• @DionDublinsDube Morning! #
• I love only having a mobile signal upstairs. #rural #
• At the in-laws for the first of 3 Christmases. Aiming to feel less like an anaconda each time so have gone for it to give me a chance. #fool #
• Possible Kean replacements: Shearer, Grant, Bruce. Why bother replacing him with another relegation machine? #brfc #
• @andthesewalls Scotland is a rubbish country full of drunks. (Will he bite…will he bite?) #
• @RussGreaves @CUFC_tweets I miss Courtney and the vague hope of pending excitement… #
• @tenderhooligan Have you only just seen this? You're slipping! #
• Are British Workers Losing The Power To Think? http://t.co/ne0dpjgd #
• @GLPNE73 @MattAbbottSkint We can but hope. (Joke!) Really though, football is a law unto itself for players, fans, clubs & managers. #
• @GLPNE73 @MattAbbottSkint If at work we came out with the things Evra are alleged to have come out with we'd be sacked. They weren't racist. #
• @andthesewalls I think they can, but have to ask the opposition if they want the same treatment. Trick shirt came about because oppo didn't. #
• @OliverKayTimes @LFC Why has statement now been taken down? #
• @andthesewalls L'pool statement interesting. Makes good point that tho not racist abuse Evra did dish out a lot of nasty stuff(& often does) #
• @andthesewalls Blackburns fans should be shouting "Venky's Out!" as it were they who appointed the hapless Kean in the first place. #
• @andthesewalls Some training as you suggest may be useful, but if they think he's a lost cause… It's all a very difficult area… #
• @andthesewalls but if this is an example of Suarez's usual attitude or he does it again then throw him to the dogs… #
• @andthesewalls Not belittling his actions & punishment is correct, but always keen not to condemn. Crime, time, rehabilitation. tbc #
• @andthesewalls If this is typical of Suarez & his behaviour then lose him, but if he misguidedly used it to get to Evra & is otherwise OK… #
• @andthesewalls Take Atkinson-spent entire career promoting black players when others didn't. Words were racist once but actions never were. #
• @andthesewalls "Using racist language" & "racist"-are they the same? Is Big Ron a racist? If Suarez is the latter then no, I'd not want him. #
• Shall be whipping Suarez out of my fantasy league team quickish. And fined a weekend's pay too! #
• @serafinowicz I like that Story Train show which is 18 mins of filler and 2 minutes of story. Driver Dan's voice is the only weak bit. #
• @hotpatooties Re: Tesco… I'd have politely told him it was none of his business, and then reported him to the store manager. #
• BBC News – TalkTalk most complained about ISP, Ofcom finds http://t.co/Lfu5vToz #robbingbastards #corrupt #cowboys #dishonest #rubbish #
• @charltonbrooker A ghost flea or mosquito might be interesting. And annoying. #
• @tenderhooligan @murphyz …and then four taps on the app icon take her straight back where she came from, and wanted to leave… #
• @tenderhooligan @murphyz It's particularly frustrating on a new app she loves where the 4 taps on 'back' returns her to the home screen… #
• Somewhat frustrating that my 2-yr-old, whilst able to navigate an iPad, hasn't yet mastered the SINGLE tap. SINGLE. JUST ONCE. ONE etc. etc. #
• @GLPNE73 Have sent you a WWF message. #
• Enjoying this site giving live updates of flights – what's above you? http://t.co/vubG2yuF #
• @murphyz @alfiewb I can confirm that a S6 figure is in the building… #
• A good friend of mine needs lots of people to do a quick survey as part of her MSc – please help if you can! http://t.co/pnZCbMx6 #
• Genius! – Lullaby Versions of The Beatles Twinkle Twinkle Little Rock Star | Format: MP3… http://t.co/SbMADW8z #
• If only there was someone around here whose only household chore was to empty the dishwasher… Do you who we could ask @alfiewb? #
• Try typing 'Let It Snow' in Google. #littlethings #
• Why isn't this considered more newsworthy? Such a tragedy. BBC News – Mass burial for Philippines floods victims http://t.co/U3Wb6U8D #

• Sleep, where art thou? #
• Oh dear…RT “@howardnurse: Former Ewood Park hero Alan Shearer linked with Blackburn Rovers by Daily Mail tomorrow (should vacancy arise).” #
• Alex Day for Christmas No. 1 2011 – Big Top 40 Music Chart: http://t.co/kKOUdMSI #
• @prodnose The Barron Knights performed in Halstead last month… http://t.co/VyZdgLNs #
• Check this video out — Emma Investigates Mulled Wine http://t.co/Yl73XffS #christmas #mulledwine #glugs #cuppage #
• Stratford to host Shakespeare festival as part of 2012 Cultural Olympiad. Excuse for SDC to stick head further up arse http://t.co/IweOXa3m #
• Christmas tree bought! http://t.co/aSNIf9IV #
• @alfiewb #4 http://t.co/SRyTOOWZ #foreverday #
• "If Kean were captain of the Titanic he would tell the passengers it had hit ice to help keep the drinks chilled" #brfc http://t.co/K0tP8Lrn #
• Barcelona aren't (quite) as good this year because they've got a nasty kit. Who thought narrow, irregular width stripes were a good idea? #
• #uksnow CO9 6/10 Back with a flurry! #
• #uksnow CO9 1/10 Turning to rain… #
• #uksnow CO9 4/10 Not settling properly yet but getting there. #
• Marillion – Happiness Is The Road http://t.co/70H5uF5S http://t.co/3FITTXBC #
• My Nan http://t.co/eVSadDp1 #
• @GLPNE73 Good result for you today. Fingers crossed it helps gets the manager you want. #
• Oh dear Cambridge… #ijwt #
• @GLPNE73 Don't think they should but they look in a rut & it wouldn't be the 1st time a board blamed a manager they didn't back. #
• Owen Coyle must be on very dodgy ground now… #bwfc #
• @andthesewalls I'm not sure I blame RAF Lossiemouth on Christmas Eve… #
• Could do with a win today against Darlington after all these draws in the league. Come on Cambridge! #ijwt #
• @andthesewalls @tenderhooligan Having said that, Bambi was a real bully in those woods, and that's a point that often gets overlooked. #
• @tenderhooligan @andthesewalls If they turn out to be shisters too then so be it but better to live in hope than write everyone off. #
• @tenderhooligan @andthesewalls There are so many utter shisters in the world it's important to try and take the good guys on face value. #
• @tenderhooligan You could say that about anyone famous who does good things – damned if they do/don't. Until I know otherwise… #
• @DanLomas I was in bed my 12-ish. The throwing of paper & peppercorns was as wild as ours got. #
• @DanLomas Nice. We had a private room last night. Much safer… #
• @HelenMelonfox @alfiewb It is this building that has lent our shed its name: http://t.co/UuoKUFsD #
• @DanLomas Ah…do you often do that? #
• @tenderhooligan I like #EwanMcGregor and hope/am sure he's as genuine as he seems. #
• @DanLomas Wild times! A Def Leppard induced neck strain – not many can claim to have such a thing… #
• @DanLomas I can imagine the Hysteria… (Sorry)
  Very annoying, although *maybe* it was a genuine mistake? #clutchingatstraws #
• Wish @twitter hadn't started putting @tesco adverts in my feed – it STOPS we wanting to shop there. #
• @DanLomas Oh dear. How did that happen? #
• Tut tut @alfiewb, fancy falling asleep with your light on. #
• I'm going to regret spending 40 minutes surfing when my alarm goes off tomorrow morning, but wind down time is sometimes essential. #
• Cheesy video but a great song. Play it with the monitor turned off! Here Comes My Baby http://t.co/hNMKJLc4 via @youtube #
• Work Christmas meal over for another year. Never unenjoyable when I'm there but the anticipation…not sure why. Anyway, 2 weeks off! #
• Football down, work Christmas meal to follow… #
• @tenderhooligan Yes…I was never really not going to go, just wasn't especially inclined to go out again! Have 4 layers on for football… #
• Cold under my duvet (popped in mid costume change) so football this evening will be sharp. Staff meal afterwards. Oh what a night… #
• Not that looking like an off-duty drag queen is a problem as such, but if you're trying to convey edgy-dj it's perhaps problematic. #6music #
• I do like Radcliffe & Maconie's show on #6music but their website mugshots make them look like off-duty drag queens. http://t.co/klFLmRnX #
• @tenderhooligan It was our modern Romeo & Juliet moment! #
• Been blocked by @tenderhooligan because bunnies beat badgers beautifully. And have fringes… #
• @tenderhooligan Dill you really stop following me? Silly sod! #
• Halstead Gazette using out of date figures & doing no research to create story Halstead: School places crisis to deepen http://t.co/mF94P7yY #
• @tenderhooligan No. True. Looks better than a fringe. #
• @tenderhooligan @andthesewalls @alfiewb Indeed, this is the look I'm jealous of… http://t.co/riZit9Be #
• I quite like this… – Lonely Boy by @theblackkeyss, from #SoundHound http://t.co/UbRQP1Yx #
• I was lying in one of my Tweets today. #confession #fringesarenasty #
• @andthesewalls @alfiewb @tenderhooligan I presumed you were finished! Very naughty boy! #
• @tenderhooligan @andthesewalls @alfiewb I don't think she's beautiful. Ginger hair only looks good with a fringe… #
• @alfiewb @tenderhooligan @andthesewalls It's the end of term!!! #
• HOORAH! BBC News – Doctor Who's Amy and Rory to leave during next series http://t.co/UlPbBm4d @tenderhooligan @andthesewalls @alfiewb #
• @daraobriain Do you really expect any football commentator on #itv to know what they're talking about and/or not be utterly shite? #
• @ClareTownsend Happy Birthday over there! #
• @andthesewalls Hang on in there. #
• @DanLomas @GLPNE73 Miracles happen. 200-1 would give a good return… #
• @DanLomas @GLPNE73 I remember fondly this: http://t.co/eDvCZlt7 Stayed only 8 games but statistically our best ever manager & kept us up. #
• @GLPNE73 @DanLomas Mickey Mellon! Peter Reid! No…Brian Laws, it's got to be Brian Laws! If I supported PNE that list would terrify me. #
• @superclarets74 @GLPNE73 @danlomas Any of these might do a job: http://t.co/yzDSn5Wi Brace yourselves for the usual journeymen being tipped. #
• @GLPNE73 From legend to sod off in two tweets. If only the legend had been me and not Alan it would have been a spectacular fall from grace. #
• @GLPNE73 Paul Hart's really good… #
• @GLPNE73 @DanLomas @SuzanneLuca5 This'll blow your socks off! http://t.co/cKAqGBIX #
• RT @BBCSport: Preston manager Phil Brown leaves the club with immediate effect. Happy @GLPNE73? #
• @sampatricklyon Why is it your last commentary? #
• Better get opening @murphyz! We're halfway there already! @tenderhooligan @helenmelonfox #
• @tenderhooligan @murphyz @helenmelonfox Just finished writing out 30+ Peppa Pig Christmas cards for my class. She's a star! #
• @GLPNE73 Only hear from them when it's something bad like this case, & then they didn't deal with it properly. Glad to see the back of them. #
• @GLPNE73 See the bloody GTC were involved. Have they ever said/done/oversee any positive about teachers, or stood up for us in any way? #
• @SuzanneLuca5 @DanLomas @GLPNE73 Bugger. It's like its isn't it… Where's a teacher when you need one?! #
• Black Mirror-again forget irrelevant plot holes & consider the vision. It's where we're heading. (View shared with world on a phone in bed.) #

• @tenderhooligan Loved last week’s Black Mirror. Definitely worth watching very thought provoking. Excellent TV. This one seems good so far. #
• Another Black Mirror. Will my intentions of having an early night be thwarted again? #
• @SuzanneLuca5 Do you not know who’s won? #
• @tenderhooligan I find the “if ever” bit intriguing – it suggests you do occasionally! #
• @GLPNE73 Ought to be, I think it would add something! #
• Correct result in the #xfactor That’s the end of my music competition viewing until the far superior #Eurovision Roll on Azerbaijan! #
• 20 seconds! Respect Dermot! #xfactor #
• How many seconds pause? #xfactor #
• @andthesewalls That would be fine, so long as it didn’t really hurt… #
• I do actually love Living La Vida Loca by Coldplay but can never remember the title. It’s my “Song You Love By A Band You Don’t” moment. #
• Hope Coldplay finish with Living La Vida Loca. That’s one of two songs of theirs’ I like… #xfactor (Correction for @DanLomas) #
• @DanLomas Knew it didn’t look right, and you are correct of course. I shall retweet a correction! #
• @DanLomas Did you enjoy Coldplay? #
• @tenderhooligan Is that totally random or are you watching the snooker? #
• Chris Martin’s sweat, & his reaction to it, has just made me warm to him a little. Still don’t want to buy their new album though. #xfactor #
• Hope Coldplay finish with Living La Vida Loca. That’s one of two songs of their’s I like… #xfactor #
• Paradise! Is it a trailer for every-single-Christmas-TV-program-on-every-channel or the real song? Phew… #xfactor #
• Every time Chris Martin’s voice goes high I think of Fix You & I want to cut off my ears. This is better than all before it tho. #xfactor #
• @andthesewalls I’m not fussed about the reasons for your tears, so long as they win my a few premium rate phone votes! #
• @DanLomas They’re whoring Paradise even more than Take That did with their come back album. Just like Marillion & Kula Shaker do. #
• Surely Little Mix have to win #xfactor does the world need another winning bloke to forget the name of immediately? #
• Hoping Coldplay perform Paradise, if only because it’s been a whole 30 secs since I heard a bit of it used as trailer music on TV. #xfactor #
• @tenderhooligan I’d go on and cry for you! #
• I’d go on #xfactor and probably win it, but my bastard friends & family would probably refuse to go on TV & cry for me. So I won’t. Sorry. #
• Tulisa makes Louis seem almost bearable… #xfactor #
• It’s all rubbish really but for what it’s worth Little Mix ought to win this year’s #xfactor #
• @andthesewalls I hope they have Easter Egg & Harvest Basket shirts too. #
• @stephenfry Searched this on my phone http://t.co/AqYDRmO3 but doesn’t seem to work on a web search. Sure the Germans would be fine… #
• Got it! The Open Window by Euros Childs. Listen here: http://t.co/VikwO6hG #6music #
• @WhatsOn6Music Which song did Jarvis switch off early because he suspected swearing? Would like to listen again but it’s not in this feed. #
• Anyone know what the song on Jarvis Cocker’s #6Music show that he stopped early? About a man looking in a window. It’s not on the site… #
• @DanLomas Not this time, more an elegant catch at silly-mid-on whilst facilitating L&E’s inhalation of the juiciest watermelon in the world. #
• Have just had to change my t-shirt due to excess watermelon juice under my arm… #
• @alfiewb There may be cupcake making in due course… #
• And who wouldn’t want a birthday like this? (Daddy! I want a birthday please! Ohhh…look at that cake! etc.) http://t.co/hflLLJBo #
• The Dr. Oetker cupcake advert has my daughter requesting another birthday now. #
• @alexjhandy Ah yes…well… #
• @alexjhandy Which particular Tweet? #
• Well, you call them slappers… http://t.co/xN6zBUOT #
• @charltonbrooker #BMQA Didn’t see this til this am… Do you think his wife’s reaction would have been different if he’d answered his phone? #
• @tenderhooligan I’ve become a social networking app bore… #
• @tenderhooligan Maybe I shouldn’t compare to the wonderfully lovely Android version of Seesmic… #
• @tenderhooligan Shame Seesmic for Mac is rubbish too… #
• Argh! Denmark is out… @carminesacco #thexfactor #
• Michael Bubble? I’d have preferred Shaky doing Merry Christmas Everyone… #thexfactor #
• Spoke too soon. Feed died. Ah well… #
• I love the things the internet allows you to do, like watch #elclasico for example… #
• Come on Denmark! #xfactor http://t.co/nnjYnYcF #
• Come on Denmark! #xfactor #
• @andthesewalls &I don’t care about Franco anymore than I care about Celtic being Catholic-people can make more of it but to me it’s football #
• @andthesewalls Loads of managers are moaners, but unlike most of them Mourinho has genius on his side. #
• @andthesewalls I love Mourinho even when he’s moaning. Have no facility to watch El Classico but will be cheering him on. #
• Marcus is the lovechild of Dave Lister & The Cat. #fact #xfactor #
• @andthesewalls Thanks. Good to know about freebie stuff that works/doesn’t work. #
• @andthesewalls Which freebie? #
• @andthesewalls What are you using? #
• @GLPNE73 Chavenage? Hard to believe we beat them in the BSP Play-Off Semi Final only two & a half years ago… #
• @GLPNE73 Beat the mighty Boreham Wood 1-0 in the FA Trophy! It’s all glory in the BSP you know! OK result for you? You’re still up there… #
• @andthesewalls Are Queen not good enough for you? And why are Cambridge Fans United following you? #
• And I won’t mention it again…Honest. #
• Summing up. iPad: Twitter-Twitter App, Facebook-Web. Android: Twitter-Seesmic, Facebook-Facebook App 2 read, Seesmic 2 write. Computer: Web. #
• How exciting are social networking app tweets?! #
• Facebook for Android now much better as it carries over your wall filters from the web. Can’t see comments on photos direct from alert tho. #
• Re Seesmic & multiple account posting, that is Twitter & Facebook at the same, not just several Twitter accounts. #
• On Android I’ve stayed with Seesmic & not new Twitter app: Multiple accnt post, short URLs, full screen, quicker, longer Tweets. Still good. #
• New iPad Facebook app doesn’t seem to comprehend the idea of me NOT wanting to use Chat. Third of the screen used telling me I’m signed out! #
• @andthesewalls Now I’m Here by Queen. Sat in the middle of a cracking album, “Down in the dungeon just Hoople & me!” #
• Just seen the plans for new #Tesco in Halstead. Are they really suggesting all the traffic goes down an already congested residential road?! #
• Gave up on the hapless DoubleTwist for Mac (which would never sync) & have gone back to (an updated & improved) iSyncr – job done! #android #
• @howardnurse Gosh yes…beating Wolves! All problems at #mufc have just disappeared… #
• @CUFC_tweets @ZinedineF Thank you! Official website had last update at 36 mins & the BBC…well. Excellent news! #ijwt #
• Oh…we won! Excellent… Que sera sera etc. Isn’t the final at Loftus road or something? #ijwt #fatrophy #
• Guessing from Tweets we drew but there’s no result on any website I can find. Draws are better than defeats but against Boreham Wood? #ijwt #
• Come on Cambridge! Progress in a cup no one’s heard of please! (And give the second half of the season a kick start…) #ijwt #
• I miss Mourinho… http://t.co/o4Yn8VZc #thespecialone #
• They don’t name them like they used to… #beegees http://t.co/1lYK1J2K #
• Didn’t realise until tonight that Islands In The Stream was written by the Bee Gees. Now I know…how obvious?! #
• @ecotricity Do u support Braintree plans to produce #greenelectricity View their proposals for wind turbine http://t.co/LNiz29aa #essex #
• I quite like the new Facebook app for Android. Never said that before… #
• http://t.co/TtyTIufE #
• Apart from not being able to post to Twitter & Facebook simultaneously what does the til-now brilliant Seesmic for Android have to keep me? #
• And the new Facebook app for Android retains wall filters from the web. #
• Twitter’s new UI is quite nice. Seems to have multi account capability. Death of Seesmic? #
• RT @hotpatooties: I am filming the Andrex ad in a place called Arnos Grove tomorrow. #anusgroove – Been there! #
• Ferguson on Roy Keane’s criticism of #MUFC youngsters: “Well, he’s had opportunities to prove himself as a manager too” He’s right though. #
• @DanLomas No reason at all. (I knew what you meant really…) #
• @Pearcesport #mufc are a great team but a mediocre squad. Not good enough any more. #
• Expecting to see shots of #mufc supporters in tears. Such anguish we mere mortals can only dream of. #ijwt #
• @DanLomas You’re 18 days early… #
• Welcome to the Europa League… #mcfc #mufc #
• Inevitably, #itv have done Basel a disservice tonight. I think they’re good for the win. #mufc #
• Bye bye United… #mufc #
• #mufc are a goal down to a Swiss team and looking like crashing out of the Champions League and their saviour is Macheda. Not good enough. #
• The “struggling” managers AVB & AW are in the Champions League KO Stage whilst SAF & RM are in the Europa Cup. Roles Reversed! #bbcfootball #
• @VaiBabe @tenderhooligan Fingerless ones? #
• @andthesewalls Christmas Special has to be…special. Next series. Trust me, I’m a…viewer they’ve lost but who hasn’t given up yet. #drwho #
• @murphyz Our shed? Yes… #
• @andthesewalls Never noticed really… #
• @tenderhooligan Porridge made with Guinness, yes. (What about galuska though?) #
• BBC News – Undersea mountains march into the abyss http://t.co/9KbzFgF8 #
• @andthesewalls Because people who breath in deeply through their teeth always do… #
• @GLPNE73 Presumably he’s been brought in to find a buyer as with Barnsley, Cardiff & Plymouth. Big risk though, fingers crossed for #pne #
• @laurenlaverne Re It’s A Wonderful Life. When Mrs Davis asks for seventeen-fifty I sob. Every time. And again at the end, obviously… #
• No one leaves you when you live in thier heart and mind… #
• RT @BBCSport: Peter Ridsdale has been appointed as full-time chairman by Preston North End – Thoughts @GLPNE73? Terror presumably… #
• @hotpatooties Beyonce got through a lot of Optrex – fans right in her face all over the place, and nearly all set to full! #
• #uksnow CO9 0/10 but hopeful… #
• Pretty rubbish day that took until late to get over. Think busy work in conjunction with underestimated levels of grieving are to blame. #
• RAGEANGERRAGEANGERRAGEANGERRAGEANGERRAGEANGERRAGEANGERRAGE ANGERRAGEANGERRAGEANGERRAGEANGERRAGEANGERRAGEANGERRAGEANGER RAGEANGERRAGEANGER #
• Empty & enjoyable weekend feels wasted. Full & enjoyable weekend feels like you haven’t had one. Would love it to snow heavily tonight. #

• Black Mirror. Good stuff. #
• @HelenMelonfox @tenderhooligan @alfiewb I *said* it's bad enough getting minor applause in assembly so fawning adults must make her cringe. #
• Beyonce must get through bottles of Optrex looking at multiple wind machines. Either that or she has fairies to lick her eyeballs moist. #
• @EmmaCLloyd Always have a pie or, more commonly, the non-meat stuff with a flagon of cheese sauce on top. Nut roast/loaf? Never… #
• @andthesewalls Fulham. Happy with that? #
• @tenderhooligan @murphyz @helenmelonfox L's more than happy with minty freshness… #
• @murphyz @tenderhooligan @helenmelonfox It should be 'Peppered Sausage' flavour surely… #
• RT @tenderhooligan: Aw! @foolhandy @helenmelonfox @murphyz http://t.co/RsN9NNi5 BRILLIANT! #
• My Nan's back passage has a leak. Her words… #
• BBC News – Frostrup 'did not realise pampas plants advertised swinging' http://t.co/WG9qhYZr I love Eddie Mair… #pm #
• @andthesewalls He's not "Charlton's defender Morrison" because he'll always belong to Cambridge United in his heart… #
• @tenderhooligan @HelenMelonfox http://t.co/tyzSsuty. http://t.co/dg4N76jV #
• @andthesewalls Not sure. I support everyone who went on strike today but it seems a futile gesture. May as well protest against the weather. #
• Have felt politically impotent today. Don't strike & you let then beat you. Strike & they use that to beat you with and then ignore you. #
• @guardian What's the point of adverts on *top* of the text?! Screenshot from HTC Android using Opera Mini. Massive day & I can't read CiF… #
• Should be beating teams like Bath but last year we'd have been delighted with a point. Raised expectations shouldn't blur perspective. #ijwt #
• Not a bad draw for Cambridge, good results for Preston & Charlton, and surely Kean has to go at Blackburn. Glad Leeds won today too. #random #
• @tenderhooligan and the boilerman, in her house f.r.e.e.z.i.n.g! #
• @murphyz Your handwriting's getting messy… #
• *sighs* #
• Après le merveilleux week-end, la semaine de travail … merde #

• @EmmaCLloyd Hope it goes as you wish it to. Take care of yourself & thinking of you. #
• @EmmaCLloyd You OK? (Sounds a superficial question, but meant sincerely…) #
• @HelenMelonfox @murphyz Neither @alfiewb nor I have the colours we need, but it won't be long… #
• Best I've read about Gary Speed today. A saddening shock whatever happened. How many others we don't hear about? http://t.co/GAoHzQsd #now #
• @andthesewalls X-Factor logo… #
• Lovely weekend with @tenderhooligan @murphyz @HelenMelonfox & @alfiewb despite @andthesewalls'absence. Now nodding off in front of #scd #
• Trivial Pursuit 1984 Final Result: 1. @HelenMelonfox 2. @foolhandy & @murphyz 3. @tenderhooligan #
• About to play Trivial Pursuit from 1984 with @tenderhooligan @murphyz @HelenMelonfox & @alfiewb Anyone know anything about Ronald Reagan? #
• This weekend there's a little bit of us all in Dundee… #
• @murphyz @tenderhooligan will be providing a soft play area tomorrow morning. Hoorah! #
• @MattAbbottSkint @glpne73 That's Britain! http://t.co/YnzyTq8A #
• @andthesewalls @murphyz @tenderhooligan @HelenMelonfox Just about to hit the town! (Or bed…) Miss ya… #
• @GLPNE73 @MattAbbottSkint Have you seen that bloody awful new program on BBC? Half an hour of spoilt bastards moaning. Can't bear to tune in #
• If only I had a kindly dishwasher-monkey around. COUGH @alfiewb COUGH #
• @andthesewalls Who are you? #
• @alfiewb @tenderhooligan @murphyz @helenmelonfox Banquet booked! #
• Goodbye Gran. #
• Lego Christmas tree unveiled at St Pancras http://t.co/HiPStsV1 via @guardian #
• Why risk risotto? Short cut to elimination every time. #masterchef #
• @JamieeTheGreat #ecotricity Brilliant. Easy to switch, great customer service, not expensive either considering. Would recommend 100%. #
• @SeanLock_ Wait until you've been recycling the same old tired shit for 10yrs before you comment on @CHRISDJMOYLES's material. #
• Another anxiety dream about next year's quiz. I've never forgotten about one I'm running before so I'm not sure why my brain is worried now. #
• Have just won £2.80 on Euromillions. With this 80p profit the £63 bill for ripping my rear bumper off yesterday doesn't seem quite so bad. #
• "Manchester City as good as Barcelona and Real Madrid" – Roberto Mancini (20.11.11) #mcfc #
• @MattAbbottSkint @GLPNE73 (And they're not even everywhere in Cambridge!) #
• @andthesewalls @tenderhooligan …because they're proper addictions, not just people being greedy who are fair game for pity & ridicule. #
• @andthesewalls @tenderhooligan It's the sensationalist use of the word 'tsunami' I object to. They wouldn't use it for alcohol or drugs… #
• @andthesewalls @tenderhooligan Are they calling Irish people fat? Just as wrong a generalisation… #
• @tenderhooligan That's because they can't leave the house. Would they tsunami of drunks hitting Scotland? #
• @MattAbbottSkint A Cambridge United fan! We're everywhere… #
• Christmas TV Adverts… http://t.co/VfQpLxJS #
• @MattAbbottSkint Aside from the morals I don't really like animals. Wouldn't put a live one in my mouth & it being dead doesn't encourage me #
• @MattAbbottSkint Joined the #vegetarians 20+ years ago and have been wasting away ever since. #
• Talk for Writing across the Curriculum – Pie Corbett,Julia Strong – McGraw-Hill Education http://t.co/cJSFASYi #
• Roving Books home page http://t.co/N8JLHTas #
• Hope @alfiewb is feeling better today… #