• And then there were 20… #
• Started with 27. Now it's 25. #
• @danroan Brawl outside the ring=disgraceful. Beating the shit out of someone inside the ring=sport? It's all pathetic alpha-male thuggery. #
• @alfiewb Think it would be better if it was a poster for the Triangle Of Destiny! #
• @alfiewb Poor Spider Pig… #
• It's a wet & cold afternoon in N.Essex & the ice cream van is out touting for sales. Guess that means 9 months of that bloody tune in 2012. #
• Is it just me who can't get the radio coverage of Fleetwood vs Cambridge United? #
• @CUFC_tweets Better? #
• @CUFC_tweets We're going to bring a bream of hope to a shitty fishing village where the only plus point is that it's not Blackpool. #ijwt #
• @CUFC_tweets Don't have a lot of love for the Fylde coast. Can you tell? #
• @MattAbbottSkint Happy with your new manager? #
• @CUFC_tweets We're going to bring a beam of hope to a shitty fishing village where the only plus point is that it's not Blackpool. #ijwt #
• @GLPNE73 I can imagine… #
• @GLPNE73 Loads of great places in USA *but* you have to be selective. Writing it all off would be like avoiding Paris because Albania's rum. #
• RT @chineseladyinthepark I am still trying to make @hotpatooties notice me. Shamelessly. Because I think she is ridiculously awesome. #
• @andthesewalls Of course, but once you're up… #
• @GLPNE73 Although I didn't see The Wave have spent time in The Painted Desert & there are plenty other wonders. Astonishing place… #
• Premiership here they come! RT @howardnurse: Neil Warnock confirmed now as new Leeds United manager. #
• Cambridge United play again tomorrow after countless cancellations in a game I once had plans to attend. Ah well. Next home game… #ijwt #
• #ff @Pearcesport for his court room Tweeting which has made Twitter seem relevant to me in a way I haven't otherwise felt for ages. #
• @SuzanneLuca5 Only 4 more sleeps til Pancake Day! So excited! #
• @andthesewalls I would suggest switching off Twitter/the internet and going for a walk. #
• Watch "10 O'Clock Live – Charlie Brooker's Sun Poem" on YouTube http://t.co/GnxTeJ4I #
• Playing before sleep… http://t.co/3beYnukt #
• @prodnose Not even the best league in England – that'll be the Blue Square Premier… #ijwt #cufc #
• @henrywinter Came from dubious decision making by Arsenal gk & defence though. They need to calm down. #
• Shoddy goal kick. Arsenal did that to themselves. #
• @andthesewalls Saw a retweet from a #htfc fan suggesting that an improvement of 7 league places after £millions and 3+ years wasn't enough. #
• @6music – Whole Lotta Rosie by @ac_dc, from #SoundHound http://t.co/JME85IH1 #
• Presume there's more to Lee Clark sacking than is being said. Huddersfield have been on a great run-many others teams would wish their form. #
• Trying out posting to Twitter via Google+ #
• I wonder if Cambridge United will ever play a game again… #
• @superclarets74 @GLPNE73 Could have seen two Cambridge games so far this half-term but they keep being called off… #
• @RussGreaves @CUFC_tweets No problem! Had been a mindworm all day! #
• @CUFC_tweets @RussGreaves Well that took some searching… Rob Gier. Plays for/in the Philippines now I see! Sorry for the disturbance! #
• @CUFC_tweets @RussGreaves Proper player. One season. Released by us. Short name I think. 3 years ago? MK Dons connection rings a bell. #
• @RussGreaves in front of the NRE. Name has been on the tip of my tongue all day & it's fecking me off. #
• @RussGreaves What's the name of the central defender we played at right back a couple of seasons ago. Was responsible for a legendary tackle #
• @MattAbbottSkint Blues Brothers is OK. Never seen Bill & Ted so wouldn't know… #
• My amazing friend’s fundraising for charity on @JustGiving & could use your support. Support them here http://t.co/57MFCJPe #
• @tenderhooligan @helenmelonfox @murphyz It's a good job that most of us are joking isn't it! #
• @tenderhooligan @helenmelonfox @murphyz We've known it for years & only put up with it out of pity. #
• @JayStringer Penny for your thoughts… Good or bad decision? #
• The true value of money – or why you can't fart a crashing plane back into the sky http://t.co/sFDnzB9H #
• @RussGreaves Not sure it's just famous people. People seldom speak less than glowingly of the dead. Hope custom doesn't pass on before I do. #

• If #cufc hadn't sacked Herve Renard back in 2004 we'd be African Champions by now… #acon #
• 3 of the 4 missed penalties missed in the #acon final were taken by players based in England. It's obviously catching… #
• Well Done Zambia. Well Done Herve Renard. It'll be his time at Cambridge United that set him up for that… #acon #
• Nervewracking… #acon #
• Who does the Zambia goalkeeper play for? Man Utd could do worse! #
• @amberarmy1967 @CUFC100Book "The rout is complete!" #
• @CUFC100Book I've got the whole cup run including Beck & Dublinon MOTD. Keep meaning to put it on DVD… #
• @CUFC100Book I've got highlights if that Sheff Wed game on video in the attic! #
• Luton maybe…? #
• #cufc have had 2 (Gary Johnson-Latvia & Herve Renard-Various) Have any other #bsp clubs had managers who went on to manage internationally? #
• Come On Zambia! (and your manager who wasn't good enough for Cambridge United!?) #acon #
• Dalglish redeems himself a little… #
• One of my favourite nostalgia albums is Whitney http://t.co/qwMQPWrt A listen reminds me exactly how, where & when I felt as a teenager. #
• @tenderhooligan @GLPNE73 I don't understand how a man who showed such dignity post-Hillsborough could misjudge this situation SO badly. #
• @murphyz @HelenMelonfox @andthesewalls Seems I can't vote on any machine using our wireless & it's too big for our 2G to load. #
• Dalglish to @SkySports: "I think you are v.severe & bang out of order to blame Suarez for anything that happened here today" #deludedfool #
• @murphyz @HelenMelonfox @andthesewalls Yes but with a different login. Will have a go on another computer. #
• Interesting to hear if Liverpool accept wrongdoing of some sort after this one. Any remaining fragments of credibility lost if they don't. #
• @GLPNE73 @DanLomas Was out in shorts, t-shirt & slippers this morning to open the chickens and can confirm: it is cold out. #
• @alfiewb If only you weren't on a coach… And had a pretend pipe to pretend to smoke. Did you take one? #
• @alfiewb Sipping a generous mug of hot chocolate… #
• @alfiewb Your slippers resting on a velvet footstool… #
• @alfiewb Times crossword… #
• @alfiewb Get your pipe out and relax… #
• @GLPNE73 @danlomas Moyes might work. Van Gaal is free. I'd do it. #
• @DanLomas @glpne73 Have seen Benitez suggested. That would stop me watching England. Give the job to Beckham… #
• @GLPNE73 @danlomas Have no idea where Brian Cant came from, was just the next name that came into my head… #
• @GLPNE73 @danlomas Howard Wilkinson, Terry Venebles, Brian Cant… #
• @DanLomas @glpne73 John Beck for England! #cufc #
• @murphyz @andthesewalls You choose 10 images that you feel reflect your work these past 12 months, the public vote for their faves. #
• @DanLomas @glpne73 Peter Reid… #
• @murphyz Response can wait, but wondered if to celebrate a year of your blog you'd share your personal Top 10? #
• @DanLomas @glpne73 Warnock's my choice. Either that or Paul Hart. Phil Brown's free isn't he? #
• England could do worse than Brendan Rodgers. #englandmanager #
• @andthesewalls Surely they'll bend the rules if Redknapp wants it and allow him to do both jibs until the end of the season. If he wants it. #
• Neil Warnock's available isn't he? #englandmanager #
• Capello resigns. England still aren't going to win Euro 2012 but I bet the odds have shortened a bit… #
• @greenheartessex Great job being done by bin men in Halstead today. Thank you! #
• @andthesewalls @alfiewb went to see Woman In Black last year. #
• @GLPNE73 You'd be the same about The Smits and Real Around The Fountain… #
• @GLPNE73 Govinda & Crispian. Really though, open your mind. It's beautiful… #
• When the Daily Mail calls rightwingers stupid, the result is dumbogeddon http://t.co/L8gVinqY #
• @GLPNE73 Anything off this…Pilgrims Progress: Kula Shaker http://t.co/kDE6eTxI Really. #
• @danroan Has no one at the BBC/UEFA/FIFA read The Miracle Of Castel di Sangro (sp?) regarding match fixing? We've all known for years! #
• @DanLomas Agreed. When was the last stunning F1 car? #
• @tenderhooligan Handbrake… #
• @RussGreaves Is that the first time we've been favourites for a cup?! #

• @andthesewalls What did I do/say?! #
• @andthesewalls Why the change from Hibernian to United? Apart from the obvious. #
• Abbey United wanted to be called Cambridge City but Cambridge Town got their application in first and so Cambridge United was born… #
• Just how big *can* patios be? #
• @andthesewalls @tenderhooligan Is it like that because Dundee is the proper team in Dundee and got the proper name first? #
• @tenderhooligan And as for Miss Fucking Marple. Ran a protection racket. Fact. #
• @tenderhooligan Sorry, beg to differ again. Have been accusing Poirot for years. Not as much of a bastard as Morse was though. #
• @tenderhooligan Because drinking tea is an everyday event. The snow is news & there *are* people enjoying it even if you (& others) hate it. #
• @tenderhooligan Some people have choked to death on food. Let's not have any mention of food tasting nice in any broadcast media… #
• @tenderhooligan Business suffers – tick! Travellers inconvenienced – tick! Old people freezing – tick! People having fun – no thanks. #
• @tenderhooligan …lovely day to day. Balance? There is none. #
• @tenderhooligan that there should be no mention of the problems that snow causes but there are hundreds of thousands of people having a… #
• @tenderhooligan There are loads of crashes on roads all the time – is every headline relentless negative about the snow? I'm not suggesting> #
• @tenderhooligan I'd put the whinging about snow up there with those about fortnightly rubbish bin collections. #
• @tenderhooligan Being stuck in a car for a few hours is like being a refugee?
  Our cosseted lives are inconvenienced for a few days… #
• @tenderhooligan Really?!? So having a flight delayed by a day is the same as starving to death? #
• @tenderhooligan What am I saying? 5%! That's 300,000 people! Much less than that. #
• @tenderhooligan But that's maybe 5% of the population. Yet 100% of the headlines are of doom & gloom. #
• Have yet to see "People have fun as snow blankets the UK" headline. Sure some people are inconvenienced but is it only negativity allowed? #
• @ZinedineF Our chickens, facing their first snow, were nonplussed & unimpressed in equal measure. There'll be no making of snowcocks today. #
• @andthesewalls …prefer to skim headlines and then read about stories of interest from a range of sources online. #
• @andthesewalls Choose not to watch any news on TV. All of it, on all channels, makes me too angry… #
• @andthesewalls Any snow yet? It's up to our knees here, having great fun with L looking for the Gruffalo's Child… #
• @andthesewalls And then there's Al-Jazeera & Fox News…or even just a read of the Mail. I'll stick with the Beeb thanks. #
• @andthesewalls Thankfully we can rely on ITV & Sky to tell it as it is and not resort to biased sensationalism… #
• #uksnow CO9 8/10 Lovely! #
• Looking forward to the snow itself, but not the tiresome modern angst 90% of the population will greet it, and others' reaction to it, with. #
• @murphyz Don't diss the Beeb in this house! And you can have proper coffee in it tomorrow morning… #
• @GLPNE73 Goal every other game, although that included a long barren spell early on. Was on fire by the end. Maybe just a BSP player then. #
• @GLPNE73 You've signed Holroyd! Prolific for us & hopefully for you too. #
• Top 5 Regrets Of The Dying: http://t.co/06wr12Xe #
• RT @TalkTalkCare: @v_rodgers Hi, can i help you with anything? #ttstephen You can help me with (cont) http://t.co/GOZdB6Me #
• @TalkTalkCare How do I get my house removed from your cold calling lists? Please… #
• @TalkTalkCare We do your cold call sales people ALWAYS hide their badges & ALWAYS start by saying they're not selling anything. #
• @TalkTalkCare How do I get my house removed from your cold calling lists? #
• @TalkTalkCare We do your cold call sales people ALWAYS hide their badges & ALWAYS start by saying they're not selling anything. #dishonest #
• Just shouted at devious & dishonest Talk Talk cold callers at the door. If you take the shilling from those bastards you have to expect it. #
• @ZinedineF Beat you to the BBC Sport amber & black tweet and put a creative copyright on it. Where's my fee? ;D #
• Delighted that the @BBCSport website has adopted an amber & black colour scheme in honour of the world's greatest – Cambridge Utd. #ijwt #
• @charltonbrooker Rochdale's the biggest bridge in Europe. The universe even. #
• Michael Rosen: How to control children's minds http://t.co/ODGXHMxl #
• Michael Rosen: The end of State Education, at last. http://t.co/V540nkQQ #
• I don't understand! RT @philmcnulty: Louis Saha from Everton to Spurs now looking a done deal. Really intriguing move that. #bbcfootball #
• I'm all for sharing, but why the online obsession with revealing every detail of your life? | Charlie Brooker http://t.co/YyVYuECK #

• @andthesewalls What did I do/say?! #
• @andthesewalls Why the change from Hibernian to United? Apart from the obvious. #
• Abbey United wanted to be called Cambridge City but Cambridge Town got their application in first and so Cambridge United was born… #
• Just how big *can* patios be? #
• @andthesewalls @tenderhooligan Is it like that because Dundee is the proper team in Dundee and got the proper name first? #
• @tenderhooligan And as for Miss Fucking Marple. Ran a protection racket. Fact. #
• @tenderhooligan Sorry, beg to differ again. Have been accusing Poirot for years. Not as much of a bastard as Morse was though. #
• @tenderhooligan Because drinking tea is an everyday event. The snow is news & there *are* people enjoying it even if you (& others) hate it. #
• @tenderhooligan Some people have choked to death on food. Let's not have any mention of food tasting nice in any broadcast media… #
• @tenderhooligan Business suffers – tick! Travellers inconvenienced – tick! Old people freezing – tick! People having fun – no thanks. #
• @tenderhooligan …lovely day to day. Balance? There is none. #
• @tenderhooligan that there should be no mention of the problems that snow causes but there are hundreds of thousands of people having a… #
• @tenderhooligan There are loads of crashes on roads all the time – is every headline relentless negative about the snow? I'm not suggesting> #
• @tenderhooligan I'd put the whinging about snow up there with those about fortnightly rubbish bin collections. #
• @tenderhooligan Being stuck in a car for a few hours is like being a refugee?
  Our cosseted lives are inconvenienced for a few days… #
• @tenderhooligan Really?!? So having a flight delayed by a day is the same as starving to death? #
• @tenderhooligan What am I saying? 5%! That's 300,000 people! Much less than that. #
• @tenderhooligan But that's maybe 5% of the population. Yet 100% of the headlines are of doom & gloom. #
• Have yet to see "People have fun as snow blankets the UK" headline. Sure some people are inconvenienced but is it only negativity allowed? #
• @ZinedineF Our chickens, facing their first snow, were nonplussed & unimpressed in equal measure. There'll be no making of snowcocks today. #
• @andthesewalls …prefer to skim headlines and then read about stories of interest from a range of sources online. #
• @andthesewalls Choose not to watch any news on TV. All of it, on all channels, makes me too angry… #
• @andthesewalls Any snow yet? It's up to our knees here, having great fun with L looking for the Gruffalo's Child… #
• @andthesewalls And then there's Al-Jazeera & Fox News…or even just a read of the Mail. I'll stick with the Beeb thanks. #
• @andthesewalls Thankfully we can rely on ITV & Sky to tell it as it is and not resort to biased sensationalism… #
• #uksnow CO9 8/10 Lovely! #
• Looking forward to the snow itself, but not the tiresome modern angst 90% of the population will greet it, and others' reaction to it, with. #
• @murphyz Don't diss the Beeb in this house! And you can have proper coffee in it tomorrow morning… #
• @GLPNE73 Goal every other game, although that included a long barren spell early on. Was on fire by the end. Maybe just a BSP player then. #
• @GLPNE73 You've signed Holroyd! Prolific for us & hopefully for you too. #
• Top 5 Regrets Of The Dying: http://t.co/06wr12Xe #
• RT @TalkTalkCare: @v_rodgers Hi, can i help you with anything? #ttstephen You can help me with (cont) http://t.co/GOZdB6Me #
• @TalkTalkCare How do I get my house removed from your cold calling lists? Please… #
• @TalkTalkCare We do your cold call sales people ALWAYS hide their badges & ALWAYS start by saying they're not selling anything. #
• @TalkTalkCare How do I get my house removed from your cold calling lists? #
• @TalkTalkCare We do your cold call sales people ALWAYS hide their badges & ALWAYS start by saying they're not selling anything. #dishonest #
• Just shouted at devious & dishonest Talk Talk cold callers at the door. If you take the shilling from those bastards you have to expect it. #
• @ZinedineF Beat you to the BBC Sport amber & black tweet and put a creative copyright on it. Where's my fee? ;D #
• Delighted that the @BBCSport website has adopted an amber & black colour scheme in honour of the world's greatest – Cambridge Utd. #ijwt #
• @charltonbrooker Rochdale's the biggest bridge in Europe. The universe even. #
• Michael Rosen: How to control children's minds http://t.co/ODGXHMxl #
• Michael Rosen: The end of State Education, at last. http://t.co/V540nkQQ #
• I don't understand! RT @philmcnulty: Louis Saha from Everton to Spurs now looking a done deal. Really intriguing move that. #bbcfootball #
• I'm all for sharing, but why the online obsession with revealing every detail of your life? | Charlie Brooker http://t.co/YyVYuECK #

• @soph_fox I know lots of you have moved up from London but CNN seem to have made too much of it. http://t.co/1gOCTQx1 #
• @andthesewalls Don't know enough about her to form full opinion but m or f "Bra tycoon in independence threat" is a headline made for jokes. #
• @andthesewalls Think it's more to do with her line of business, & the suggestion that her principals don't extend to her Chinese workers. #
• #lancashirefilms Dirty Rawtenstall Scoundrels #
• #lancashirefilms Colne Mountain #
• #pre1974lancashirefilms Gone With The Widnes #
• @GLPNE73 Ahhh… #
• @GLPNE73 Ah yes. I was going to go for Gone With The Wigan but changed my mind at the last minute. #lancashirefilms #
• #lancashirefilms Gone With The Widnes #
• #lancashirefilms Withnell & I #
• #lancashirefilms Leylander #
• @alex_gurnett Regards to the fam. #concentrateoneating #
• @RussGreaves "Peter Drury" is an anagram of "Complete Cock". Probably. #itvsport #facup #shite #
• Would it not all just be easier & cheaper if the government paid everyone £1m & let us get on with it? #
• @alex_gurnett Old tunes?! Mr. Rascal?! #
• @andthesewalls Don't be so harsh on yourself-you're ill! Will be interesting to know which ones you found hard/easy/annoying. Again, thanks! #
• @andthesewalls That's promising… #
• @DanLomas @GLPNE73 @andthesewalls E-mail sent. Thank you! #
• @andthesewalls Can I email you the music round to my quiz so someone who doesn't know my iPod so well (@HelenMelonfox) can feedback? #
• And @murphyz no…you can't because that would be cheating! #
• @DanLomas @GLPNE73 Can I email you both the music round to my quiz so someone who doesn't know my iPod so well (@HelenMelonfox)can feedback? #
• From childhood I've disliked Liverpool & they keep giving me reasons not to change my mind. Hope Man U thrash them today. #facup #
• Shed number 3 has gone… We are now a shed-free family! (Apart from the new flat-packed one under a tarp anyway.) #
• @BaliBeccy alt-£ for a #? #
• @tenderhooligan Have a good weekend! #
• @coinoperated @HelenMelonfox Whatever makes you happy… #
• @coinoperated @HelenMelonfox You're not a *proper* doctor though are you… #
• (Re)tweeted about it earlier but well done @alfiewb for another great report. Very proud… #thumbsforward #
• @ecotricity Facing (gentle) pressure from @HelenMelonfox to consider @ovoenergy on grounds of cost & not-bad green creds. Thoughts? #
• @CUFC_tweets Thanks for favouriting my tweet but I've deleted it & replaced it with 1 including the weeklydebate hashtag. Just so you know! #
• @CUFC_tweets Claude le Roy. Does that count? Because he was, if only very briefly. #weeklydebate #
• @CUFC_tweets Claude le Roy. Does that count? Because he was, if only very briefly. #
• @andthesewalls I prefer the Busted version of Teenage Kicks to be honest. #robertpeel #
• My gf, @HelenMelonfox, was asked for ID! You know what they say: You're only as old as the woman behind the till thinks your girlfriend is. #
• @HelenMelonfox From? To? #
• @MattAbbottSkint I like the first two singles but does your head not just turn to mush after a whole album of Lana? #
• Because we find ourselves in drudgery for trinkets, is it right that we condition the next generation to be (dis)content with the same? #
• Sorry…missed #joke off that last tweet… #
• At last, a Valentine's gift idea for @HelenMelonfox! The iron's broken… #
• The VW… http://t.co/8zAdMBNy #
• Back on the Wii Fit this evening after 900+ days away. What's kept me busy these past 28 months, I asked my 28 month old daughter… #

• @DanLomas @GLPNE73 I didn't spot the 'k' at first either… #
• Ow! #
• @andthesewalls http://t.co/UoPIIN6J Perfect! #
• @andthesewalls Do you have a compost heap? #
• @andthesewalls Because you're a miserable fecker! #
• @murphyz Name & shame! #
• Biggest problem however will be effectively managing my new obsession. Least it's on Mac now so I can work simultaneously. #sb29 #FM2012 #
• Tactics all set to close down & pressure but stood & watched as amateur Swiss team scored 7. Maybe need to ditch 'calm' team talks. #FM2012 #
• Going OK in the friendlies but can't get the defence to close down &/or tackle! Obviously training issues that #cm0304 didn't have. #FM2012 #
• And that I chose to manage #sb29 because of this? #FM2012 #
• Is it v.sad that due to a recent holiday in Brittany I even know the house I'd buy if I really were on £6k a week as boss of #sb29 #FM2012 #
• Back managing in France for the first time since a stint at Socheaux rebuilt my career in #CM3 Hoping I can lead #sb29 to glory in #FM2012 #
• Damn you #FM2012 Damn you… #hooked #sb29 #
• @arobertwebb For a bill mime, I've started doing a jabbing motion as if using chip & pin. It works. Mostly. #
• @DionDublinsDube Indeed there is Dion. Calmed down yet? #
• @RussGreaves @CUFC_tweets http://t.co/ngy97CXI #
• Unknowingly listening to Robert Smith on #6music saying to @HelenMelonfox "this singer REALLY wants to be Robert Smith". #
• @prodnose With you on cool & punk-through-rose-tinted-specs. #101 Don't care if it sounds like brown nosing, can you be on TV more please? #
• @hotpatooties 364 days each year stereotyping & demeaning women. 1 day each year saying well done. Good old Daily Mail. #
• Lionel Richie’s Hello – constructed from movie lines | The Poke: http://t.co/OC8b37Wh via @thepoke #
• @tenderhooligan #pushing40 #
• And why did I have to end up in it? #
• Is there any other profession treated this way? Ofsted plans to scrap 'satisfactory' label for schools http://t.co/ExNTDUlM #
• @daraobriain Great show but that telescope on the far side of the moon:useful or just interesting? Serious question, what would the uses be? #
• @daraobriain LIVE ASTRONOMY! #
• @GLPNE73 There's nothing parochial about my feelings for the shit hole but they're not good. #
• Listened to @thatalexday's Parrot Stories today and quite enjoyed it. I may even give it another listen… #
• @alfiewb Incidentally, the plant cover is brilliant. In place now over my palm. Thank you. #
• @alfiewb The voice. Manic, up and down Irish. #
• @GLPNE73 #
• @GLPNE73 Filth… #
• @GLPNE73 Excellent! The way we scored snooker when I played in a Blackpool snooker team during a previous life. #
• @tenderhooligan Which in fact is mentioned at the end of the article! Conan Doyle never explained his survival, why need Moffatt? #
• @tenderhooligan I don't know, but I believe (following input from @HelenMelonfox) that his death is inspired by this: http://t.co/pdrBHPgK #
• @GLPNE73 Oh I was sweating… #
• Watching James Moriarty on #Sherlock I keep thinking about Jedward. #
• @GLPNE73 I wore so many layers yesterday that the ill-fitting training bib better resembled a crop top. It was still cold… #
• @tenderhooligan When I've seen it I'll tell you. #
• @tenderhooligan As I'm only half way through watching it I have no idea what it is he did though! #
• @tenderhooligan Search 'Sherlock Holmes' in Google and there are several people asking the same thing. #
• SLEEP!!! #

• @henrywinter They're planning to buy back Tevez… #mufc #
• @soph_fox @HelenMelonfox Watching through my fingers, delighted that my childbirth experiences took place 50+ years after #callthemidwife #
• @andthesewalls Post them please, as @alfiewb suggests! #
• Kenny Dalglish says Liverpool 'will not tolerate' racism in football unless it's from one of their star players. http://t.co/748eETQg #
• @howardnurse Tevez back to #mufc to replace Berbatov? #
• Got the shakes though as an after effect of the A-snoreteen-beating energy drinks. Too tired & shaky to do anything, too wired to relax. #
• Home again and happily covered covered in baby snot… #
• I love the A14… #
• @alfiewb @tenderhooligan @helenmelonfox I think it's me that's predictable… #
• @HelenMelonfox @tenderhooligan I was kicked in the testicles once… #
• @HelenMelonfox @alfiewb In fact, I wish they did an Android version… #
• Off to football in a mo. Inhalers aren't important are they… #
• @HelenMelonfox @alfiewb Apart from CM I can see a point well made… #
• @alfiewb I agree! #
• @GLPNE73 Happy with Westley? #
• @alfiewb @HelenMelonfox @tenderhooligan @andthesewalls @murphyz Hot chocolate? #
• @alfiewb @tenderhooligan @andthesewalls @murphyz @helenmelonfox Do you make cooked breakfasts Alfie? #
• @tenderhooligan @andthesewalls @murphyz @HelenMelonfox Bloody women sticking together! #
• @andthesewalls I know we did, but if #6music read our tweets they might bring her back. Be careful! #
• Recommending the new London Cocktail Club bar in Bloomsbury. http://t.co/2qlCqngm #
• @andthesewalls (As awful as he is he's better than Josie Long.) #
• @andthesewalls Are you seeing how many times you can tweet the word 'bacon' in one day? #
• @tenderhooligan @andthesewalls @murphyz Where's @HelenMelonfox when you need her? #
• Tiring day at #BETT yesterday in London but v.useful as ever. Enjoyable evening with @murphyz too..remember the days when I wasn't driving? #
• @andthesewalls @murphyz @tenderhooligan Not in a cocktail surely?! #evenifiwasntvegetarian #
• @MattAbbottSkint Indeed, before domestication robbed them of the skills wild horses used to weave their own blankets in such weather. #
• @murphyz Lovely. I'm a little bit jealous. Night! #
• @andthesewalls @murphyz One of the group had a cocktail with bacon. Yes, bacon. And egg. It was real bacon. #
• @murphyz Are you STILL there? (I am now in bed…) Good to see you today! #
• @charltonbrooker Sean Connery in Goldfinger… #
• @andthesewalls He only stated gender b'se of the play on words with the expression 'to a man' which interviewer used, probably on purpose. #
• @tenderhooligan I'll stop now, but I'm interested in your views & I disagree with @andthesewalls! #
• @tenderhooligan …unfair stick because of her sex because she does & I cringe at games when it happens (& have stuck up for her!) but… #
• @tenderhooligan Which, incidentally, she is but no more or less than most of the male referees. I'm not pretending that she doesn't get… #
• @tenderhooligan Keys & Gray were out of order as they said she was rubbish because she was a woman. Jewell just said she was rubbish. #
• @tenderhooligan 3rd comment"but he [Lewis] didn't give it. You better ask him why he didn't give it, or her why she [Fearn] didn't give it." #
• @tenderhooligan …Lineswoman, linesman – both sexist? Assistant Referee – non-gender specific term that no one really uses anyway. tbc. #
• @tenderhooligan …2nd comment "I thought the lineswoman, or whatever she's called, had a great view" Well what is her title?… #
• @tenderhooligan http://t.co/XcWA1GEo He slated both male ref & female lineswoman. First comment "to a woman" was a play on words… tbc #
• @andthesewalls The interviewer said "to a man" & Jewell said "yes, but not to a woman" & she's a woman. He then slated both her & male ref! #
• FA confirm that "no further action" to be taken over Paul Jewell's comments about assistant ref Amy Fearn. #becausehewasntbeingsexist #
• @andthesewalls I said something then walked away. You'll not win, but good luck if you try. #
• Time for a technology detox? http://t.co/euHb1XQI #
• @andthesewalls Indeed. That's the thing isn't it. I could cope with the non-contact business if it was consistent game-to-game. #
• @andthesewalls Two-footed tackles that go through the player are nasty, but both of these were more ball-winning slides than actual tackles. #
• @andthesewalls Well I would say that in both cases they were in complete control and not really anywhere near the player. #
• @andthesewalls Johnson's was worse than Kompany's. Both of them got the ball though… #
• HS2 Huge Waste Of Money http://t.co/gy9tKHzw #
• @slimtim70 @XanderArmstrong But the Star Bar…oft forgotten but worth remembering. #
• @XanderArmstrong Deep fried Picnic, now there's a treat. With the batter, raisins & biscuit etc. it's like a sweet & sour cornucopia! #
• Glad @alfiewb likes tea – he makes a cracking cuppa. Thanks! #
• @andthesewalls For years whilst English football was banned the rest of Europe was far worse. Violence & racism seem to be OK over there. #
• HS2 isn't going to get people on trains if the fares are still too high & it costs a fortune to get to/park at the stations. #wasteofmoney #
• @ZinedineF Steve Spriggs. My first football hero, saw him play in the early '80s as an 8-9 year old but would like my memory jogging now. #
• @andthesewalls @HelenMelonfox There's a fine line between 'wild play' and 'being a pain in the arse'… #
• @andthesewalls In the book WTWTA though there is no playing at all, it's all just wild rumpusing. #
• If it was a film script we'd laugh at it… Well done Thierry Henry! #
• @andthesewalls Evil Aunts…they do stop him playing. #
• @andthesewalls Matilda is stopped from reading books… #
• New Waybuloo! Pah! Rubbish Waybuloo more link. 'Tis ruined… http://t.co/yFORPL9r #
• @laurenlaverne At least that's not as bad as what they've done to #Waybuloo #
• @andthesewalls Yep she has. Not sure how this if different from Barton's activities either although maybe handbags rather than thuggery. #
• @andthesewalls Hasn't the woman been kept in custody too? Not defending, just clarifying. #
• @MorganHPhillips Go @ecotricity…great customer service, good prices they monitor and adjust promptly, duel fuel…investing in wind. #

• @tenderhooligan First it was the z in @murphyz & now it's the b in @alfiewb. Where will it en? #
• @tenderhooligan @HelenMelonfox & @alfiewb are watching #sherlock but too transfixed to tweet. I've had a meditate & gone to bed instead. #
• @DanLomas Headspace I'm on day 2 of the Take10 series – check out the Android app! #
• Worried that the 'light goblin' might attack @alfiewb in the middle of the night despite the new (and rather splendid) profile picture. #
• @tenderhooligan I think that's for the best. #
• @tenderhooligan No, which is why you can't just sit in a chair and let them be. #
• @tenderhooligan Not a bun I trust, for you should never be lazy in getting them out of the oven. #
• I didn't realise Tubbs from The League Of Gentlemen was a football manager… #pish #
• Just when you thought #itvfootball couldn't get any worse…Peterborough & Barry Fry. #pish #borobastard #
• Is it just me or is Phil Jones not quite as good as he's made out to be? In a few years time maybe but at the moment he seems a blusterer. #
• Would like to see #mcfc equalise, if only to see if #itv have the face to start rubbishing #mufc again after the hype at half time. #
• Today's Top TV Fact: #itv #039;s football coverage is much improved when your daughter turns up Peppa Pig and drowns out the commentary. #
• Football. Bloody hell. #
• @tenderhooligan Had to leave the room when another US import, #NewGirl was on. Even Ms Deschanel didn't stop me hating everything about it. #
• @andthesewalls I see. Not OK but there quite possibly is a link. Liverpool have handled the whole matter in a dreadful fashion. #
• @andthesewalls Link? Between what and what? #
• @andthesewalls #sighsinsympathy #
• @andthesewalls Are you surprised about Liverpool? #
• @andthesewalls What's Claridge said? #
• @andy_headspace The Android App crashed during sign-up and my e-mail address/username is in limbo. Have e-mailed tech helpline & hoping… #
• Sick of pointless facile anti-racism tweets & retweets from people posturing on the back of a bandwagon. What do you think you're achieving? #
• Every trip to Braintree Freeport rips away, screaming, a huge chunk of your soul. Makes me want to live in a cave. #
• @murphyz Why does your Twitter homepage allow me to see how much time I spend on Twitter? #
• Blackpool vs Fleetwood. The only game where I'd have a greater desire for BOTH teams to lose would be Peterborough A vs Peterborough B. #
• @andthesewalls Because anything's better than 'comedian' Josie Long, even him. #
• @SuzanneLuca5 #yawn #
• RT @tenderhooligan: Thick students, thick colleagues, is it any fucking wonder I am frequently on (cont) http://t.co/9HLpZ91c #
• @murphyz 47!? I feel giddy just thinking about it… #
• @murphyz Gulp. Get a nice, brightly coloured wrist band for it. And don't you go falling down 47 (!) floors either… #
• @murphyz An intentional shock proof test? #
• I'll have an R. And an I. And a P please Bob. #bobholness #blockbusters #
• @hotpatooties She's Ryan's sister-in-law… Nice eh? #
• Fantastic result for Cambridge tonight, so what happened against Braintree?! Nevermind… #ijwt #
• @murphyz Not here, though her delivery always suggests she does. One of the most irritatingly unfunny people I know is Josie Long. #
• @hotpatooties What about the O2 Arena? #
• @andthesewalls Is this what you mean? http://t.co/Pib2TFHv #
• @alfiewb Prince Charming… #
• Auntie Em! Auntie Em! My the wind blows around here tonight… #
• Ferguson out! #mufc #
• That caused a double-take: 2120: GOALFLASH Everton 1-0 Bolton (Tim Howard) #
• @andthesewalls ABBA? #
• @GeorgehamCEPS Ah…ours has nothing to do with County thankfully. Hope it's all back to normal soon. (And HNY too!) #
• What a lovely man Rick Santorum, 2012 US Presidential Republican candidate, is. http://t.co/BGUfY164 If he wins, the dark ages beckon… #
• @GeorgehamCEPS Anything I can do to help re website please let me know. #
• @hotpatooties But that makes it 35 pounds she lost doesn't it?! #
• Across the nation alarm clicks reawaken to the sound of groans, signalling another identikit year of wageslave drudgery. #2012 #
• @tenderhooligan If only… #
• @GLPNE73 Have they dropped round-the-clock from the World Darts Championships this year then? #
• @murphyz No chance, unless you're not free on the 4th… #
• @GLPNE73 @SuzanneLuca5 @DanLomas I've failed to correct that typo three times now – it can stay! You know what I mean! #
• @GLPNE73 @DanLomas @SuzanneLuca5 You've never mentioned that ever G. #feignssurprise #
• @SuzanneLuca5 @DanLomas @glpne73 I'll send you all advance copies of the questions if you'd like! I always need guines pigs. #
• @alfiewb No Alf, there will be no Sky. Commenting on my Twitter feed being filled by Sky-watching friends this evening. That's all. Sorry. #
• @DionDublinsDube My friends @GLPNE73 & @DanLomas have filled my Twitter feed with darts this evening – it had *better* be worth it! #
• @GLPNE73 @DanLomas Canada… #
• @DanLomas @glpne73 It's the PTFA quiz actually. #
• @SuzanneLuca5 (I have no intention of doing so really…) #
• @GLPNE73 @DanLomas Not really, but you are hampering preparation of the quiz I'm creating because I keep seeing new tweets and refreshing! #
• I feel I ought to be subscribing to Sky so I can watch darts. #
• @SuzanneLuca5 It refers to my previous tweet. To clever by half me, imho of course… #
• @SuzanneLuca5 #ffc can you stop moaning? #
• Keep reading #ffc as "for fuck's sake". Changes various tweets' meanings. #
• TheStar Year-long exposure of Toronto skyline produces 'dreamy' image: http://t.co/gwTBBrlY via @TorontoStar #
• Or just spend the time listlessly doing neither, torn between inaction & action wasting precious seconds in the name of indecision. #
• 3pm on the last day of the holiday. Relax and enjoy the last throws of freedom or put off your household jobs for another couple of months? #
• Have never before wanted (needed) two plus two to equal five as much as I do today. #

This Month I Have Been Mostly Listening To…

1. On Every Street – Dire Straits

2. This Week I Have Been Mostly Eating Raspberry Poptarts – Jesse

3. The Theme From McAlmont & Butler – McAlmont & Butler

4. Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough – Michael Jackson

5. Love At First Sight – Kylie Minogue

6. Need You Tonight – INXS

7. Bohemian Like You – The Dandy Warhols

8. Walk Like An Egyptian – The Bangles

9. Achilles Heel – Toploader

10. F.E.A.R. – Ian Brown

11. All I Need – Air

12. Call A Wave – Malcolm McLaren

13. Scorchio - Paula Fisch

14. Family Man – Fleetwood Mac

15. Life On Mars – David Bowie

16. We Haven’t Turned Around – Gomez

17. Play Dead – Bjork

18. Hey Joe – Jimi Hendrix

19. Do You Realize?? – The Flaming Lips

20. Galileo – Indigo Girls

• @GLPNE73 @MattAbbottSkint Got them up at third attempt on 11 on handheld. Phil Younghusband from Philippines was free & my 20 goal a season. #
• Just got home. 3-2 after being 3-0 down?! What happened that meant we didn't start until so late? Conditions can't have helped but… #ijwt #
• Travelling home as Cambridge take on Braintree, but will be there in spirit. We're good enough to beat them again. Come on you U's!!! #ijwt #
• STORY OF 2011! – BBC News – Sweden: Woman finds carrot growing in her ring after 16 years http://t.co/lnsFmCNC #
• @DTguardian @philmcnulty @henrywinter Which is worst? Man City, Basel, or Blackburn? Not stirring it, just interested in your views. #mufc #
• My first action of 2012 was to remove a slug from the kitchen sink. Not a bad start… #
• It's just another day. #
• RT @tinybuddha: One New Year's Resolution That Creates Lasting Change http://t.co/a2sfwBCE @DanLomas #
• @DTguardian Interesting that Evra's accounts in yout tweets have been retweeted 100+ times, Suarez's only 42. Why is that? #
• Fergie says he has 3 more years, instantly becomes lame duck manager… http://t.co/2JIfvk7c #
• @GLPNE73 He was great playing for us on CM '98! #
• @MattAbbottSkint @GLPNE73 You can be vegetarian & have an utter dislike of animals. Chickens and dolphins are OK of course but the rest… #
• @MattAbbottSkint @GLPNE73 I'm vege on the grounds that I wouldn't put an alive animal in my mouth, and it being dead doesn't encourage me. #
• David Cameron is making things worse. http://t.co/wQTzixzz #
• Awake. And have been for nearly two hours. At least I haven't got a late night tonight. #
• RT @HelenMelonfox: @alfiewb playing far to much Zelda. http://t.co/6P98Mbnn Saw him earlier with it NOT in his hand. Hardly recognised him. #
• @hotpatooties Congratulations! #
• @ZinedineF Think they've settled for a relegation battle already. #
• @alfiewb You're an imperfect punctuator! #
• @alfiewb You're a softy. #
• @alfiewb He's slowly being pecked to oblivion… #
• Until you've cored a cabbage for hanging you haven't lived. #
• @RussGreaves Have you seen the other headline today – that Rolls is going to 'save' Kettering Town. Lucky them! #
• @tenderhooligan Dr Who was enjoyed by @alfiewb and @HelenMelonfox, haven't watched it myself yet though. #
• @thehoosiersuk I own a calendar of extraordinary chickens too – they're what Christmas presents are all about! #
• @alfiewb What will you be able to waste your money on now?! #
• @RussGreaves Same team on NYD. Braintree a shadow of the team they were earlier this season & will there for the taking again by this side. #
• @RussGreaves Thought Marriot looked at least very peckish. Whole team impressed with their endevour to win the ball & desire to use it well. #
• Seems Braintree Town are just a pub team from Essex after all. #ijwt #
• Only time Braintree's oafish, timewasting defender Bailey-Dennis showed any effort was berating the l'man for no OS having watched the goal. #
• Good to see Cambridge taking game to Braintree & challenging for every ball. Carew good but frustrating. 1-0 at HT and should win. #ijwt #
• Braintree timewasting from the off & ref thinks winning the ball is a yellow but a punch in the head is a drop ball. Long way to go. #ijwt #
• @alfiewb What about the number to? #
• @ZinedineF Have travelled up from 10 minutes away from Braintree's ground! Saw them play recently…we should have enough. #ijwt #
• @HelenMelonfox #
• At The Abbey! #
• #6music – Chains of Love by @theryanadams, from #SoundHound http://t.co/bcvpd4RC #
• BBC News – A Point of View: The endless obsession with what might be http://t.co/8rKicRge #