Mobile Phone Wall

Things like the list that’s about to follow please me. I think it’s because, like the Car Wall page, it allows me a little nostalgia…

So, in the style of the Car Wall, here’s my mobile phone wall showing my love affair with Sony Ericssons and complete with one sentence about each:

2001 : Ericsson A1018 – My first mobile, in Seychelles, which broke after about 3 months because they couldn’t cope with humidity!

2001-2003 : Motorola Timeport – Bought from Wellesbourne market this was the phone I took around the world with me and which Australian security claimed to find cocaine on!

2003-2004 : Sony Ericsson T610 – My first UK phone, a design classic that will always be one of my favourite ever gadgets.

2004-2005 : Sony Ericsson K700 – As ‘plasticy’ as the T610 was solid I never really liked this one, although in the hands of another it’s still going strong today.

2005-2006 : Sony Ericsson K750i – A return to form, and a much better camera, let down by the fragile joystick’s unreliability.

2006-7 : Sony Ericsson W810i – A T610 in spirit, this chunky phone was a firm favourite until it broke prematurely and was replaced by…

2007-2010 : Sony Ericsson W880i – The brilliant ‘Poo Phone’ survived being dropped down a toilet, sitting on a hot radiator and attempts by three smart phones to replace it.

2008 : LG Viewty – This lasted less than a month before I sold it on eBay because it wouldn’t sync with my Mac and the touchscreen was infuriating.

2009 : Nokia N85 – My only ever Nokia was in my possession for less than 24 hours before it went back because, amongst other issues, I don’t want to have to press 20+ buttons to send a three word text!

2009 : HTC Touch HD – A much better touchscreen let down by dreadful Windows software that needed the stylus to be used for almost every task, this was another one sold on eBay after less than a month.

2009-2010 : Sony Ericsson W760i – Bought on eBay, a return to Sony Ericsson has brought wonderfully familiar functionality but previously unheard of unreliability.

And there we are. With the W760i getting less reliable by the day I’m only 10 days away from when I can upgrade to…an HTC Desire. Probably. The last three times I’ve tried a smart phone they’ve gone back or been sold but this time it’ll all be OK because I’ve been playing with a Desire for the past three months and I think it’s great.

Finally, a couple of messages.

To Sony Ericsson, make an Android phone with a decent touchscreen and the reliability of old and next time I’ll be yours once again.

To Apple, you know I love you but if you think I’m going to spend an extra £10 a month AND pay out £200 for the handset to own something that’s only a gnat’s crotchet better than an HTC Desire you’re very wrong. The iPhone 4 may be lovely but you’re not fooling me.

PBS NewsHour Stream – Oil Spill Live Stream

On April 20th, an explosion on the Deepwater Horizon left 17 workers injured and 11 missing and presumed dead. Oil is spilling from a well 5000 feet below sea level, discharging over 500,000 gallons of crude oil a day (19,000 barrels), according to the USGS. It is estimated that more than 39 million gallons of crude oil have spewed into the Gulf so far.

Streaming Video by Ustream.TVYou can also see how big an area has been covered by oil here and here.

It makes me question a whole lot of things…

The Red Trees – Sunshine

On of my life’s gods is on bass in this video of The Red Trees performing ‘Sunshine’. Shame they only seem to gig in Seychelles because I’d love to see them live. Looking forward to hearing the debut album…

McDonalds Responds (Sort Of…)

After last Friday’s events and my letter of complaint on Sunday the wait for a response ended this morning. Here goes…

Dear Mr Handy

Thank you for contacting us regarding your visit to one of our restaurants. I am very sorry to learn of your disappointment on this occasion.

In order for us to carry out a full investigation, I would be very grateful if you could clarify what item was given to you instead of a Toasted Spicy Veggie Deli and whether it was packaged in a Toasted Spicy Veggie Deli wrapper.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Regards etc.

So it’s the wrapper that’s important then, not the customer service? I replied thus:

Hello,

I am not sure exactly what type of Deli it was, but it was a chicken one. The wrapper was not, I observed afterwards, a Veggie Deli wrapper but did not say ‘chicken’, just 6 letters which unfortunately I can not remember at this time. I acknowledge that had I not been sat in a dark car I probably would have seen that it didn’t say ‘veggie’ on the wrapper and checked carefully before eating, but I tend to trust that I’ll be given what I ask for.

The main point of my complaint however is that when I was given the wrong item no one seemed to be bothered about this and no apology was offered. What would have happened if I had been allergic to an item in the chicken deli? Do your staff randomly hand out pork products to Muslims? I doubt it – so why do they hand out meat products to vegetarians? I have been vegetarian for over 20 years and to have found myself with a mouthful of chicken was extremely distressing – and the staff I dealt with on Friday night just did not care.

Regards, etc.

An hour later this arrives in my inbox:

Dear Mr Handy

Thank you for contacting us about the Swavesey restaurant. I was sorry to learn of your disappointment.

The Swavesey restaurant is franchised to Mark Richards.   As the owner, he is responsible for any customer feedback relating to his business.   I will therefore forward your contact details to Mark Richards who will ensure your comments are responded to.

Again, thank you for taking the time and trouble to contact us.

Regards, etc.

And so it would appear that if the issue was chicken put in a veggie wrapper it’s a matter for McDonalds, but if it’s just the wrong item handed out and rubbish customer service it’s nothing to do with them. It’ll be interesting to hear what Mark Richards has to say on the matter but I fear (perhaps wrongly) that now it’s no longer a McDonald’s central office issue that it’ll end with silence. If I’m wrong, and I hope I shall be, I’ll let you know…

An Open Letter To McDonalds

As copied from a letter of complaint I have just sent:

26/3/2009 – McDonalds @ Cambridge A14 Services.

At the above McDonalds I requested a large Toasted Deli Spicy Veggie Sandwich meal. I was asked to wait for 3-4 minutes for the Spicy Veggie Sandwich to be prepared. I waited and was handed my meal in a bag. I returned to my car and started to eat my meal. Due to the time of day it was dark and I could not see what I was eating – I trusted that the staff at McDonalds had provided me with what I had requested. On biting into the ‘Spicy Veggie Sandwich’ I was horrified to find that it was in fact a Chicken Deli Sandwich. I have been a vegetarian for over 20 years and on having a mouthful of chicken I felt both emotionally upset and physically sick. I immediately returned the Chicken Deli Sandwich to the restaurant to be greeted with a shrug and a query as to whether I had actually ordered a Spicy Veggie Sandwich. (As a vegetarian for over half my life I don’t ever find myself saying ‘chicken’ when I mean ‘veggie’!) There was no apology at all. Just that shrug followed by an indication that they would make me a Spicy Veggie Sandwich and that I would, as usual, have to wait another 3-4 minutes. 5 minutes later my Spicy Veggie Sandwich arrived with a mumbled and, frankly, insincere sounding “sorry about the wait” which was anyway more of a sigh than a sentence. Still, importantly, no apology for providing a vegetarian who had requested a Spicy Veggie Sandwich with a chicken one though – I don’t think they cared. Having had a mouthful of chicken for the first time since 1989 I wasn’t in the right frame of mind to pursue the matter further at the time but I was, and am, furious that McDonalds served me chicken when I am a vegetarian buying (the only) vegetarian option and none of its staff seemed in any way bothered enough to offer even a basic apology. It’s not the customer service I expect from a dodgy mobile fry-up trailer, let alone from a company who trumpets their supposedly excellent customer service.

I shall publish any response I receive from them here.

Blueberries

Blueberries are lovely. I don’t care if they’re a superfood or not because they are fantastic eaten raw and they’re fantastic in a muffin. In fact, they’re fantastic with everything and I’d eat them every day if I could.

Which makes it all the more astonishing that Birt & Tang’s Blueberry Herbal Tea is so breathtakingly nasty. What do they do to make the wonderfully sweet & delicate flavour of the blueberry disappear to the extent that it becomes utter skank?

If ever you’re tempted, as I was, just don’t…

(I must stress that other Birt & Tang’s herbal teas may be very nice, but I personally don’t know because I’ve never got past this one…)

foolhandy’s albums of the noughties

Here we go then…desperately trying to rein in my Pseuds Corner tendencies I present my top 15 albums of the noughties.

From the bottom…

15. the_darkness_permission_to_landPermission To Land by The Darkness (2003)

This sneaks in for two reasons: because 15 is a better number for a ‘top albums’ list than 14 and because it makes me smile. “Get Your Hands Off My Woman”, “Growing on Me”, “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” and “Love Is Only a Feeling” are all great songs and if this album’s here because they’re propping the rest up then so be it!

kate_bush_aerial14. Aerial by Kate Bush (2005)

I confess that this is an album I listen to when I want to listen to something that I don’t have to listen to. Much of it is beautiful and yet much of it fades before pushing itself into your consciousness. As such then, an album that’s good to do paperwork to but which also keeps offering little joys if you listen properly.

pulp_we_love_life13. We Love Life by Pulp (2001)

We Love Life was a bit of a flop and ended up being Pulp’s last album but there are some great songs on here and emotionally it hangs together really well. Scott Walker’s production is great and Jarvis Cocker’s lyrics seem to be more personal (as with This Is Hardcore) than just naff social commentary.

the_avalanches_since_i_left_you12. Since I Left You by The Avalanches (2000)

Consisting of over 3500 samples Since I Left You is a reminder that sampling can be great and a joy to listen to again and again. In addition, it was also pointed out by a good friend of mine that at exactly an hour long (with no breaks) it’s a great album to do household jobs to!

marillion_anoraknophobia 11. Anoraknophobia by Marillion (2001)

Anoraknophobia was a return to form following Marillion’s late-90s output. Personally, there are songs here that particularly resonate: Quartz could have been written for a particular professional relationship I was enduring at the time, and setting off on a tour of the world listening to Map Of The World was goose bump inducing.

guillemots_through_the_windowpane10. Through The Windowpane by Guillemots (2006)

I listen to Made-Up Lovesong #43 and Trains To Brazil a lot, but there’s also Little Bear and the beautiful If The World Ends here to savour. Like Aeriel above it’s not an album I listen to a lot in its entirety as it’s one for quiet times but when I do it’s a pleasure. This decade’s Graceland then…

the_kooks_inside_in_inside_out9. Inside In Inside Out by The Kooks (2006)

Hmmm… I’m not sure what to say about this one. It’s just a lot of fun and I’m constantly surprised that the songs I like on here keep going right to end of the album! One for the car and for singing along to – if Through The Windowpane is this decade’s Graceland this is Kick. Moving on…

lily_allen_alright_still8. Alright Still by Lily Allen (2006)

I love Lily Allen. She writes great songs with great lyrics and is fun with a barbed edge. Alright Still is also about as close to Ska as I can bear to get! Another one for singing along to in the car. Alright Still was a soundtrack to our holiday in Hungary and, for me, ushered in 2007 as Year of the Horn.

fleetwood_mac_say_you_will7. Say You Will by Fleetwood Mac (2003)

This came out whilst I was in the process of leaving Seychelles and led to my first ever live gig (aged 29 – I know!) watching the Mac in Los Angeles-not a bad place to start! It’s a bit long at 18 songs and I tend to skip some of the Stevie tracks but there is much magic here and several songs that are still very special to me.

the_jeevas_12346. 1 2 3 4 by The Jeevas (2002)

I bet this doesn’t appear on many of these lists but music is personal and I love this. The opening track rips off (and betters?) Bowie and there are, in true Crispian Mills style, plenty of bits nicked from elsewhere. Nevertheless it’s a stripped down, sing-a-long sound that still makes me want to join a band.

robbie_williams_rudebox5. Rudebox by Robbie Williams (2006)

My Top 5 could be in a different order each day depending on my mood but today Robbie comes 5th. Rudebox is the best thing he’s done since (including?) I’ve Been Expecting You. It’s Robbie doing pop music rather than poetry-to-music and there’s so much of him in here. Plus, The 80s and The 90s are beautiful.

the_flaming_lips_yoshimi_battles_the_pink_robots4. Yoshimi Battle The Pink Robots by The Flaming Lips (2002)

Controversy! The album that includes Do You Realize?? only coming 4th! Another day though… ‘Yoshimi’ is an album that musically and lyrically can drive me to tears with its beauty. It’s difficult for me to explain how much I love this album. Just listen to it (and skip Track 4 if you must. I don’t but…)

marillion_happiness_is_the_road_essence3. Happiness Is The Road – Volume 1 : Essence by Marillion (2008)

‘Yoshimi’ has Do You Realize?? and Happiness Is The Road has the title track. It also has 9 other songs that like Innuendo & Out Of The Cradle 20 years earlier dragged my out of a pit of despair with a message of hope. “The greatest blessing that we have is the dawn of each new day.” Thank you Marillion.

the_feeling_twelve_stops_and_home2. Twelve Stops And Home by The Feeling (2006)

Nestled between albums full of deep emotional meaning comes The Feeling’s debut album. There is emotion here but it’s the music rather then lyrics that makes me love this one. Twelve songs (plus the excellent bonus track) with each as good as the last – doesn’t happen very often. They were rather good live too.

kula_shaker_strangefolk1. Strangefolk by Kula Shaker (2007)

Eight years after Peasants, Pigs & Astronauts, during which time the band split, did their own things and then re-formed with a new keyboardist, Kula Shaker popped back up with this. You can tell it follows Crispian’s stint with The Jeevas (see above) as it’s edgier and less mystical that their earlier albums, but the vibe is still all about universal love and you still know that they might like India a bit! I’ve put this first because it’s of the combination of music and lyrics. I’m a great fan of the Kula Shaker sound and this is them at their best, but lyrically too I buy into what Crispian Mills is saying. There’s social and political comment here that wasn’t seen on the earlier albums and it dovetails with how I am increasingly feeling about life, the world and everything. I’m sure people will tell me there are ‘better’ albums that have been released in the past ten years but music is subjective. To these ears and this soul Strangefolk mops up all the reasons I love music and stores them in one very enjoyable place.

And that concludes my albums of the noughties list. A quick scan of the net suggests that only one of them (Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots) is mentioned by anyone else anywhere. Ah well…  Please feel free to tell me why I’m so out of touch with the music zeitgeist in the space provided below!

Social Death By Rover Ownership

rover200When Rover died in 2005 I was one of those who thought the company, had it been managed properly, could have been a success. It had heritage of sorts, a competent (if overpriced & aged) product range, and the MG badge. Rovers for old people and MGs for young people. Simple. They were just charging too much for them. And implementing dodgy face-lifts. But it could have worked surely?

Four years on my search for a sensible car to replace my Smart Roadster and two Mazda MX-5s has, by complete chance, led me to a Rover 200 Convertible. And now, in the month that I’ve now owned it, I know why the Rover marque died and why it never really had a chance.

If I tell people I own a metallic red convertible with new power roof,  new 17″ alloys fitted with new Pirelli tyres, tinted windows, upgraded stereo including bass box in the boot, tinted rear lights, an engine bay so meticulously looked after that it’s probably cleaner than new and an interior that’s spotless they look impressed. Then they ask what it is, and I tell them it’s  Rover, and the reaction is always a variation on a theme. The theme of ridicule – of me, of the car, of Rovers, and of the people who drive Rovers.

Children mock and look with embarrassed pity, adults are confused and dismissive. Those who know know only of the brand’s image mention the tacky grille and ask me when I’m getting the cushions for the rear parcel shelf. Those who know of the cars themselves mutter about the K-Series engine’s tendency to cook itself. Everyone looks surprised that I’m that age already and asks if I’ll be driving everywhere at 35mph from now on. Whatever the reaction it’s almost never positive and almost always utterly negative.

Compared to the Mazdas and the Smart, to the VW and even our Picasso, the Rover isn’t a great drive. The steering is light and vague, the body flexes (especially with the roof down), the gear change is woolly and the handling is typical front-drive hatch ordinary. It’s does nothing special, but it’s whilst it lacks dynamic greatness it is perfectly acceptable and  it’s in great condition and above all – it’s a convertible with four seats so there’s somewhere to put the forthcoming baby. It does the job that a car was always intended to do, and when the sun’s shining and the roof’s down it’s fine by me.

Maybe I’ve been spoiled. Three 2 seater roadsters and a VW Camper and people expect something flash from me. Maybe I expect something flash from me and the vibe I give out when I announce it’s a Rover sets it up for a mental beating. What is certain is that driving a Rover (and even a convertible one that’s been ‘enhanced’) is social death. Simple. And therefore in a world where image is all important the Rover brand had to die.

Just as you never realise how much you depend on something until it’s gone, I never realised how much Rover was hated until I owned one.

linkhandy.com

linkhandy

linkhandy.com is my personal homepage. It began back in 2003 as foolhandy.sc and had less than ten links. It was originally designed as a one-place-stop for me to access useful sites whilst travelling. Since then it has grown to be either  an incredibly useful place for me to access often-used sites or ‘headache inducing’ depending on your point of view!

The exact position of links changes over time depending on what I’m using the internet for (for example, whilst recently looking to buy a car the car review & sales links were all moved to near th and many links have been deleted due to lack of use, but the basic format has remained the same. Indeed, although I have largely moved onto more modern web-authoring tools linkhandy.com is still updated using FrontPage!

It’s an anachronism in many ways but it’s also the site I use more than any other and the ‘linkwall’ has over the years proved popular with friends and family – I’ve adapted the basic idea for www.alfiewb.com. Some have pointed out that delicious.com is easier to update and manage but…to my eyes it’s not as pretty, and as much to the point it’s not mine.

Marillion on the Bob Harris Show

Until someone tells me to remove them…

I’ve uploaded the mp3 files I created so you can just download them if you wish.

www.foolhandy.com/songs.zip is just the three songs they played live and is about 18mb. They’re MP3s recorded at 192kpbs.

www.foolhandy.com/interview.zip is the whole interview up to when Bob played the studio version of WIWWY (there didn’t seem much point in uploading a studio track for you to download) which is when he says thanks and bye. It’s 30 minutes long and so even though I recorded it at 128kpbs it’s still about 28mb.

They’re obviously going to take a few minutes to download, but hope this helps.