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Nov 27 2011

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-11-27

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@EmmaCLloyd Hope it goes as you wish it to. Take care of yourself & thinking of you. #
@EmmaCLloyd You OK? (Sounds a superficial question, but meant sincerely…) #
@HelenMelonfox @murphyz Neither @alfiewb nor I have the colours we need, but it won't be long… #
Best I've read about Gary Speed today. A saddening shock whatever happened. How many others we don't hear about? http://t.co/GAoHzQsd #now #
@andthesewalls X-Factor logo… #
Lovely weekend with @tenderhooligan @murphyz @HelenMelonfox & @alfiewb despite @andthesewalls'absence. Now nodding off in front of #scd #
Trivial Pursuit 1984 Final Result: 1. @HelenMelonfox 2. @foolhandy & @murphyz 3. @tenderhooligan #
About to play Trivial Pursuit from 1984 with @tenderhooligan @murphyz @HelenMelonfox & @alfiewb Anyone know anything about Ronald Reagan? #
This weekend there's a little bit of us all in Dundee… #
@murphyz @tenderhooligan will be providing a soft play area tomorrow morning. Hoorah! #
@MattAbbottSkint @glpne73 That's Britain! http://t.co/YnzyTq8A #
@andthesewalls @murphyz @tenderhooligan @HelenMelonfox Just about to hit the town! (Or bed…) Miss ya… #
@GLPNE73 @MattAbbottSkint Have you seen that bloody awful new program on BBC? Half an hour of spoilt bastards moaning. Can't bear to tune in #
If only I had a kindly dishwasher-monkey around. COUGH @alfiewb COUGH #
@andthesewalls Who are you? #
@alfiewb @tenderhooligan @murphyz @helenmelonfox Banquet booked! #
Goodbye Gran. #
Lego Christmas tree unveiled at St Pancras http://t.co/HiPStsV1 via @guardian #
Why risk risotto? Short cut to elimination every time. #masterchef #
@JamieeTheGreat #ecotricity Brilliant. Easy to switch, great customer service, not expensive either considering. Would recommend 100%. #
@SeanLock_ Wait until you've been recycling the same old tired shit for 10yrs before you comment on @CHRISDJMOYLES's material. #
Another anxiety dream about next year's quiz. I've never forgotten about one I'm running before so I'm not sure why my brain is worried now. #
Have just won £2.80 on Euromillions. With this 80p profit the £63 bill for ripping my rear bumper off yesterday doesn't seem quite so bad. #
"Manchester City as good as Barcelona and Real Madrid" – Roberto Mancini (20.11.11) #mcfc #
@MattAbbottSkint @GLPNE73 (And they're not even everywhere in Cambridge!) #
@andthesewalls @tenderhooligan …because they're proper addictions, not just people being greedy who are fair game for pity & ridicule. #
@andthesewalls @tenderhooligan It's the sensationalist use of the word 'tsunami' I object to. They wouldn't use it for alcohol or drugs… #
@andthesewalls @tenderhooligan Are they calling Irish people fat? Just as wrong a generalisation… #
@tenderhooligan That's because they can't leave the house. Would they tsunami of drunks hitting Scotland? #
@MattAbbottSkint A Cambridge United fan! We're everywhere… #
Christmas TV Adverts… http://t.co/VfQpLxJS #
@MattAbbottSkint Aside from the morals I don't really like animals. Wouldn't put a live one in my mouth & it being dead doesn't encourage me #
@MattAbbottSkint Joined the #vegetarians 20+ years ago and have been wasting away ever since. #
Talk for Writing across the Curriculum – Pie Corbett,Julia Strong – McGraw-Hill Education http://t.co/cJSFASYi #
Roving Books home page http://t.co/N8JLHTas #
Hope @alfiewb is feeling better today… #

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Nov 20 2011

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-11-20

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My ears are bleeding. #xfactor #
AVB won't last the season. Shame. #cfc #
@soph_fox @alfiewb @HelenMelonfox Eat some vegetables, at home, that should do the trick. #
@tenderhooligan Was your 5000th tweet to someone you don't know with a username similar to a friend's? #
@tenderhooligan @foolhandy @andthesewalls @murphyz I can't believe you don't care enough to spend 100s of pounds to see us! Some friend you! #
@murphyz – Have a look at all our profiles and see what you've been missing! #
Feel sorry for poor @murphy getting all these Tweets. Sending apologies to Cork… #
@tenderhooligan @andthesewalls @HelenMelonfox @murphyz And the Axe-Murderers:Junior Division has expanded somewhat since then… #
@laurenlaverne Clouds… http://t.co/BsJWsC6c Have you joined yet? #
@andthesewalls @HelenMelonfox @tenderhooligan @murphyz Been looking through my calendar-August 2009 since we were all Axe-Murdering together #
@andthesewalls @tenderhooligan 6574… #
@HelenMelonfox @andthesewalls @tenderhooligan @murphy *At least* 2 women! Who else is invited? #
@tenderhooligan I'd be near 5000 had I not deleted 100s of them. Still have them offline (was having a privacy moment) but regret it now. #
@tenderhooligan @andthesewalls And @murphyz's electronic tag terms prevent him from going north of The Wash anyway… #
@andthesewalls @tenderhooligan @murphyz If you really cared you'd fly down. It's only £300 from Dundee. (I've checked!) #
@murphyz @tenderhooligan The jury is Margo, Cosmo & Barbara's Bottom… #
@andthesewalls @tenderhooligan @murphyz You'll only get bored in court… #
@tenderhooligan @murphyz So long as it's being held at my house anyway… #
@murphyz When's the court date? #
@alfiewb Paranoid Android! #
@murphyz Police, injury, weather or access? #
@VaiBabe @alfiewb Almost, but I'm not *that* cruel… (Can't vouch for @HelenMelonfox though!) #
@alfiewb No, but then neither can you! Tell you what, I'll switch it off on the iPad so you can still play in private! OK? #
@VaiBabe Excellent! Made me laugh out loud that one! Thankfully @alfiewb hasn't said anything too incriminating. Yet… #
@alfiewb We're watching you Wazowski, always watching… (We only noticed because the iPad drawer lit up a minute ago – not spying really!) #
Ought to mention to @alfiewb that when he uses iMessage on his iPhone the conversation rolls out to all devices on that Apple account… #
@GLPNE73 Subbed in the 25th minute? #
@GLPNE73 What happened?! #
#CUFC 1 #LTFC 1 Great result for the U's tho it sounded hard work. 9 games unbeaten, sure I will see the 11th vs Bath on the 29th. #ijwt #
Tight at the end of The Abbey. Hold on Cambridge… #hopeimnottemptingfate #
Get in! Come on You U's!!! #ijwt #
@murphyz @tenderhooligan Have a lovely time! #
@tenderhooligan @murphyz After my obligatory suggestions of Agamemnon & Ranjit I think Howard would suit it. #
@tenderhooligan @murphyz This follow-up suggestion from @HelenMelonfox : Ian. #illgetmycoat #
@murphyz @tenderhooligan It wasn't me! #
@tenderhooligan @murphyz Liesel suggests, and I'm not making this up, that it's called…"Dog". #
Looking at the Premiership, whatever the final result not sure how Venky's can stand by Steve Kean. He's surely taking the club down. #brfc #
Half time & it's 1-0 to Luton. Sounds like we're under the cosh. Hope Jez has some magic for the HT team talk. Sure he will have. #ijwt #
@SuzanneLuca5 Pleasure, glad it's worked. Print screen is a great tool that I use all the time for websites, posters, display screens etc. #
@SuzanneLuca5 If you're on a laptop you might have to press the Fn key (bottom left on keyboard) at the same time. Got it? #
@SuzanneLuca5 Print Screen: http://t.co/gjTV4E2C #
@SuzanneLuca5 Personally I'd paste into http://t.co/PXDmjhxU and crop/resize/edit there as you'd get better results but Pub will do it. #
@SuzanneLuca5 …new document & go edit>paste. Screen shot should appear in document and from there you can crop/resize. #
@SuzanneLuca5 This copies everything you see on screen to the computer's clipboard. Open Publisher and (guessing as I don't use it) open… #
@SuzanneLuca5 Open the PDF and zoom in so the logo you want fills the screen. Then click "Screen Print"/"Prt Scr" etc. – button top right. #
@SuzanneLuca5 Oh that…you can do that easily & don't need to edit the PDF. You on a PC or Mac? #
@SuzanneLuca5 What are you trying to do? Might me another way. #
@SuzanneLuca5 Don't think it can be done. You can pay £££ for PDF editing software or try Open Office+PDF edit plugin – worked for me once. #
Leave the radio to speak to my Nan on the phone and Luton score. My fault… Come on Cambridge! #
@SuzanneLuca5 To edit in Publisher? #
Can't be at The Abbey today to cheer on #CUFC vs #LTFC but will be listening via @BBCCambs (Thank you internet!) COME ON YOU U's!!! #IJWT #
@alfiewb @tenderhooligan Betty Boo just doing the do! Betty BOO! – Next weekend's playlist? #
Love football but frustrating as tho I've the pace to get to ball as I tear up the wing I've not regained the fitness to do anything with it #
RT @themaclad: Bog all on the box so it's #marillion at Cadogan Hall pour moi – fantastic… #
@GLPNE73 @DanLomas I'm jumping! #
@DanLomas MacBook? #
@GLPNE73 Excellent! They do seem to exist-ours was an ex-head & very understanding of our dire leadership situation. Really pleased for you. #
Ah, here it is. Lovely! Professional Learning and Development http://t.co/ZtHkCDMH #
Am on a course on Monday. Not sure where it is or what it's on… #
@GLPNE73 Have a great post-bastards weekend! #
Were the Luddites right? http://t.co/sdmzexgw #
@andthesewalls Happy Birthday to ya! Happy Birrrrrthday! Etc. Have a lovely day… #
@murphyz If you like! #
I've just bought a shed after four years of deliberation. #
@GLPNE73 Glad it's going well. This time tomorrow etc. #
@GLPNE73 We had an open pedestrian gate & then the recycling truck reversed into and bent our vehicular gates – still OK though! #
@GLPNE73 Hope the rest of your week is OK. #
Day before visit to London, go on a six mile walk in wrong shoes and get a blister. Check! #
@VaiBabe @tenderhooligan Have sadly reached the career point when as good as the visit is I'm just seeing it as a pain due to my to do list. #
@philmcnulty Des Walker in the England team?! #
@tenderhooligan @VaiBabe Yup. Too much on at work and visit to London with 120 in tow tomorrow so nothing will get done now til Thursday. #
@tenderhooligan @VaiBabe I feel the same… #
Wonderful Times…Vintage British Argos 1985 Catalogue – a set on Flickr http://t.co/3dOz0Zfo #
Didn't want to sleep anyway… #
Keyboard virus all sorted now I think. Thanks Malwarebytes! #
Do sticky plasters gbo out of date"? #
I hnave some Chnewagble Vitamihn C from 2008 & some Zihnc from 2007 as well if ahnyohne'/s ihnterested ihn thnose… #
@tenderhooligan @HelenMelonfox @alfiewb Doihngb various virus & malware scahns gbut at thne momehnt hnothnihngb. #
@alfiewb Tidy thnat room! #
Just fouhnd a tugb of St. Johnhn'/s Wort thnat expired ihn May 2007. Ahnyohne wahnt it"? #
For thne first time ihn my life I cahn spell diarrhnoea ihncorrectly ahnd gbe agble to legbitimately gblame someohne'/thnihngb else! #
@alfiewb Very witty! (Thnat worked!0 #
@HelenMelonfox It is! #
I'/m pleased to ahnhnouhnce thnat Chnampiohnshnip Mahnagber is uhnaffected gby thne virus! #
@HelenMelonfox http://t.co/FwMzMNBj is availagble! #
I'/m gblad thnat HNelehnMelohnFox & AlfieWGB fihnd thnis fuhnhny! (I dohn'/t hnave ahn AT keystroke ahnymore… #
Thnat'/s my evehnihngb takehn up thnehn. #
It'/s gbettihngb worse. I cahn'/t evehn type ahn e-mail gbecause every space gbar click moves me dowhn 5 or 6 lihnes. #
@soph_fox Shnall I leave it ohn thne computer"? #
@tenderhooligan I hnave a keygboard virus, or at least I gbelieve I hnave from a quick chneck of GBoogble. #
I hnave a keygboard virus… #
I hnave thnis: http://t.co/EcviXhvK GBloody Wihndows! #
Whnat'/s up withn my computer"? Thnis tweet was typed perfectly gby me withnout ahny typos. *sigbhns* #
@tenderhooligan @alfiewb I *gbelieve* thnat evehn thnose were ehnougbhn to cause gbattery issues. #
@tenderhooligan There have been no battery issues for our iPad or @alfiewb's iPhone but, they've both had all location services switched off #
@murphyz @andthesewalls @tenderhooligan We had the Portman conversation at the weekend whilst you were in a police cell Murph! #

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Nov 13 2011

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-11-13

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@HelenMelonfox @alfiewb http://t.co/7ybbO1IE #
@alfiewb It looks like a cloud formation… #
@alfiewb Be careful, @HelenMelonfox has been walking around the house in it this evening… #
@tenderhooligan Shame cats aren't endangered. When I rule the world… #
@GLPNE73 @MattAbbottSkint I quite like Just Dance. No guilty pleasures here… #
The Days Will Run Out | Tiny Buddha: Wisdom Quotes, Letting Go, Letting Happiness In http://t.co/ZUbkSHO6 #
I've got the Nitromors bug. 5 alloys down & soon…the front door! #
@andthesewalls Put. The. Wine. Down. And. Move. Away. From. The. Photos…Easy…Pass me the wine, it's OK. It's OK. #
Am that disinterested in #xfactor this year I'm willingly putting myself through a recording of #scd and the abysmal Bruce. #
@alfiewb Keep your chin up… #
@alfiewb Go home and watch some TV. #
@alfiewb Bedtime for two small children here… #
Wish England would give Walcott the ball to run on to. Each attack stops half way because he's having to face the wrong way. #
Particularly like the way the multiple Mars logos seem to morph into poppies. #nasty #
Tasteful use of poppies in the hoarding advertisments. Glad Mars, Umbro, Vauxhall etc. aren't cashing in. #dirty #opportunism #
@tenderhooligan See @andthesewalls… #
@GLPNE73 Happy with a replay? #
Can't get used to having Natalie Portman on my Twitter feed. #
@andthesewalls Spain to win by the odd goal. England either the worse team ever or likely winners next year, nothing inbetween. #
@GLPNE73 Compliment! #
And then why England are destined to fail. http://t.co/QW9CsUBS #
Spanish Football & England, an interesting view. http://t.co/nKmy72Sb #
@SuzanneLuca5 I hate Cliff Ruchard too! Bastard… #
@themaclad The Abbey's been tarted up with a bit of paint but apart from the new stand…yup it's just the same. Lovely… #
@GLPNE73 @andthesewalls 2-2 and a replay. Still in the hat for a Preston or Charlton tie next round before taking on Man City in the 3rd… #
@CatsProtection So you promote putting these animals into the community but take no responsibility (cont) http://t.co/Ich1witr #
@murphyz Home or a police cell? #
@philmcnulty Until we get moved out of town that is! #ijwt #
@philmcnulty It didn't work at Cambridge United. Trade Recruitment Stadium? We all still called it The Abbey, and we always will. #ijwt #
And it's only Tuesday… #
What a week. What a week. #
The Independent | Robert Fisk http://t.co/7YGAl9yx We should be allowed to remember in the way we do. #
How do I see which of my posts has been retweeted on the 'new' Twitter? #
@murphyz Re CC – yes. Re shaving product – never heard if it! #
@tenderhooligan They're toasted sandwich makers for humans… #

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Nov 06 2011

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-11-06

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Wolves’ second & third goals…were Wigan allowed to challenge/tackle during the build ups? #
Martinez will be gone by Christmas, a shame but it’s Wigan’s only hope. If they go down they’ll not get back up. #
I’m not entirely sure what that last retweet is about. Were they the pair of grumps at the funeral? #DowntonAbbey #
@HelenMelonfox Triple standards at least… #DowntonAbbey #
Wow! I wasn’t expecting that. #DowntonAbbey #theexcitementofonlyseeingthelastthreeminutesofanentireseries #
@GLPNE73 @danlomas Ditto regards the butter ads… #
@catsprotection Make that 11. If you’re protecting cats do you not have a duty to protect humans from vermin excrement? #
@GLPNE73 @danlomas Bjork would never get past the first auditions. Nor would Messers Brown, Lydon & Ryder! #
Come on WordPress, please don’t grind to a halt. I have a bed to go to at some point tonight… #
@DanLomas Was watching these guys last night http://t.co/zZWDbohk so missed X-Factor. Always felt Devlin was a 1 trick pony but that bad? #
@tenderhooligan @murphyz 3 weeks & counting! Please come for as long as you can-Axe Murdering happens so rarely we must make the most of it. #
Just Nitromored one of my lovely original VW minivan alloys to remove inexplicable matt black spray paint. Much to do yet but looking good. #
@murphyz Were you asking about this a while back? http://t.co/dqMAL0QB Has worked beautifully for me. #
@DanLomas @SuzanneLuca5 I wouldn’t have the neurosis I have today if it weren’t for grammar school. There’ll be no tutoring in this house. #
@HelenMelonfox @tenderhooligan I said almost all… #
@tenderhooligan We’re all (well almost all) pushing 40 my dear… #
@DanLomas That ought to be the mentality, but it isn’t is it. There’s no value put on free time & relaxing – recharging the batteries. #
@DanLomas We should start a boycott of all homework: setting, enforcing, getting our children to do it. Or something. #
@DanLomas I hate homework. Parents hate homework. Teachers hate homework. Pupils hate homework. Why do we have to give it out? #
iPad number 4 please… #
@CatsProtection Please send someone around to my garden – 9 piles of cat excrement in the last week & the 1 I missed on my daughter’s shoe. #
@RussGreaves People talking about Newscastle on 606 last night. Could be us-1st season in ages with low expectations and… #ijwt #
Go see D’Ukes – a brilliant night out… http://t.co/zZWDbohk #
Great night of live music from The D’Ukes. #
An oldie but much to amuse here… http://t.co/m4aC30p6 #
@DanLomas Really?!? Tell me you knew… #
2-1 away win for Cambridge Utd today, third in table and on the up! #ijwt #
Oh dear @GLPNE73 seems you were right. #
Akinator guessed Dion Dublin and his picture was of him in a Cambridge United shirt. Genius… #
@andthesewalls …national pride, which after all is what the whole concept of national teams is based on. #
@andthesewalls I could counter that tarring all English with Ian Wright-brush is racist in itself! Think it’s more to do with… #
@SuzanneLuca5: I’ll make him another brew and pretend I am useful for something. #votesforwomen #
@andthesewalls @murphyz Agree that as rules stand countries should go for best but don’t agree with rules & don’t believe I’m being racist. #
@andthesewalls @murphyz It’s “written” that non-Scot players can’t play for Scotl’d. Why is non-Scot mgr view racist just cos not “written”? #
@andthesewalls @murphyz Just because anyone CAN does that mean that anyone SHOULD? Never been against Eriksson & Capello, just not ideal. #
@GLPNE73 What if Rachubka doesn’t play? #
@murphyz @andthesewalls Must add that my feelings stretch to all countries inc. Ireland, USA, most African nations etc. & to other sports. #
Poll: Vote for Ashley Carew FA Cup Player of the Fourth Round Qualifying http://t.co/lc2vdHdn #
@murphyz I’ll make a note of that for later in the month. Sorry to mention that again @andthesewalls – shall we Skype? #
Wonderful lie in into double figures this morning, thanks @HelenMelonfox #
@murphyz @andthesewalls You mean you want the England team managed by bacon, sausage, beans, egg, fried bread, black pudding etc.?! #
Diplomatically predicting a draw between Charlton & Preston today in honour of @andthesewalls & @GLPNE73 whilst Cambridge will win 3-1 #ijwt #
@HelenMelonfox @alfiewb The one without the fez! #
@andthesewalls Only if you’re looking for it to be. It’s the England team. The players have to be English so why not manager? #
@alfiewb The one of you as a bee! #
@GLPNE73 I’d disagree about early-Queen & late-Marillion but… Coldplay are bland hitmakers masquerading as edgy artistes. And his whine… #
@HelenMelonfox Was that via Seesmic? #tweetingwhilstsatnexttoeachother #
@GLPNE73 @DanLomas Not the Ricky Martin song, the one with the similar title! I’d describe *them* as vapid. #
Just played Sopio with @HelenMelonfox & @alfiewb – let them win. (Great game btw @thatalexday & @themanofdan) #
@DanLomas @GLPNE73 Have Coldplay done a good song yet (apart from the wonderful Livin La Vida Loca) let alone a good album? #
No blisters from new boots though. Some consolation. #iloveplayingfootball #
This week at football supporting leg taken away mid-blast, dropped flat on my back. OK at time but at home every bone in my back aches. #
Off to football again in a mo. New (lime green) boots at the ready to give me blisters. They do go well with my amber socks though. #
@HelenMelonfox Hoorah! At least you didn’t lose Melon in the cause of resistance! #
@alfiewb I think you should leave it as a quirk. Keep up the blogging…night! #
@alfiewb You think you did…you did! #
@alfiewb When’s your birthday? #
@alfiewb I spotted the deliberate mistake in your blog. Do I win a prize? #
@RussGreaves @ZinedineF Do anonymity laws cover dogs? Surely, once caught, if people know who he is he’ll be hounded out of town… #
@Xanneroo Phone the local sorting office & mention it officially. We did and problem went away. #
@andthesewalls Do you need a clean nappy? #
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Have been up for 17 hours since I was woken at 3am. The time has come for slee #
It’s no Arsenal vs Barcelona this is it? #noddingoff #mcfc #
The referee seems to be favouring Man City… #
My favourite website today. Informative, witty, breathtakingly interesting. What more could you want? http://t.co/VMoTZybC #
@andthesewalls Set it to ‘compact’ and it’s not so bad… #
@MattAbbottSkint Would they?! #
@MattAbbottSkint What was wrong with @MattAbbottSAD? #
On the drive to the shops I kept imagining people moving out into the road in front of me. Then a white owl did. I can still hear the thud. #
@GLPNE73 Enjoy your game of chess… #

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Oct 30 2011

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-10-30

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@andthesewalls You have mine don't you. Although I have loads more suggestions if you want – and I know the 'rules'! #
Another vaguely interesting #xfactor contestant who returns as a sanitised shadow of their former selves. #cherlloyd #
Kitty, Jonny & Little Mix best three. Relatively speaking of course… #xfactor #
@andthesewalls #
@soph_fox @balibeccy Yes it is… #
The Risk & Sophie bottom two surely… #xfactor #
Can you spot it @soph_fox ? And don't be so rude about your sister @BaliBeccy ! http://t.co/qj0sMtZ7 #
Just had a lovely two and a half hours with my daughter asleep on my lap. Seems to have got off on the wrong side though! #
@DanLomas Have seen Eddie's outfit – why didn't he wear a beefeaters uniform at Silverstone? #
@DanLomas Great name but dull looking circuit – the drivers like it yes? Haven't seen Eddie's outfit yet but notice he's trending worldwide! #
@DanLomas L has whole series of Peppa Pig on TV via iPad so haven't seen it. iPlayer here I come… #
Great service from http://t.co/5acVcZ7c would recommend their products! #
"How's about that, then?", "Now then, now then, now then", "Goodness gracious", "As it 'appens", "Guys and gals"… #
@stephenfry Does Siri know what the Ultimate Question is though? #hg2g #
@murphyz Lovely…have fun! We'll leave the bathroom for when you visit next month. #
FA Cup FT: Hayes & Yeading 2-6 Cambridge United #CambridgeUnited #facup #BSBP #ijwt #queserasera #
@murphyz Fancy popping up tomorrow to clean our bathroom? #
@BaliBeccy It was meant for @andthesewalls but I forgot the #andthesewalls bit! #
@GLPNE73 Oh the joys! Waking up at 4.30 tomorrow morning… #deartoddlerstheclocksaregoingbacksopleasehaveanextrahourskip #
Are the policewomen wake-up calls & German church porn stories in any way connected? #
@RobBrydon Are you a Shakin' Stevens fan? @SuzanneLuca5 & I were chatting about our childhood hero & I imagine he's your kind of man. #
15 hours ago I was stuck on a desolate island off the mainland, held back by the tide, with only a cup of tea and a chat to console me. #
"I don't understand, I'm supposed to be beautiful." "But you *are* beautiful!…" #wipestearfromeye #
@SuzanneLuca5 @GLPNE73 @iammattabbott I've got all Shaky's singles on vinyl, bought the week they were released, in the attic! #
RT @KenWorthingtn: Barry Manilow looks like Gail Tilsley/Platt! (FAO @iammattabbott ) #
@GLPNE73 @iammattabbott I'm waiting for An Audience With Shakin' Stevens… #boyhoodhero #
Proud of my grazed knee because it's a football-related-grazed-knee which I got because I'm playing football again. It's great to be back. #
Germolene & blood: a heady cocktail! http://t.co/b4pXmhdP #
Fancy playing football on a Friday night in Braintree? http://t.co/L0Q3o1dq #
Loved football tonight. I didn't like my knee with any skin on anyway! Much better performance tho, my timing is returning & scored again. #
Let's hear it for @BRIANHANDY7 who's just entered the Twitteroom! #djvoiceinmyhead #
If you're "desperate to play" why would you "refuse to warm up"? To play you have to warm up, so if you refuse to warm up…?! #tevez #mcfc #
@RobBrydon A book you say? What book is this? #livinginacave #
Splash & dash for E after diversion due to an accident. We *will* be home soon… #
20 years to the day since I broke my leg. 20 years & 6 days since I passed my driving test. Recalling my mood at this moment in 1991… #
It's OK cats, you carry on… Being able to breath properly is overated anyway. #
11 months & 2 weeks after someone drove into my car it's finally all settled. I can hear the solicitor's champagne glasses clinking… #
@alfiewb []___[] surely… #
@alfiewb You need a long journey in the back of a car. Or to turn your headphones down. Or to go more than 3 minutes not looking at a screen #
We'll keep @alfiewb in the van tomorrow @soph_fox – you won't catch anything. #
@soph_fox campy camp video…… http://t.co/CiGzzVqr (You confused it by having no space between the …. & http so the link wouldn't work) #
@GLPNE73 I'm excited about Jez George. He's been consistently successful at youth level & now he's taking his chance with the 1st team #ijwt #
@murphyz @andthesewalls Agreed. I know of them too. But a great % of the pop are in dead jobs they rightly hate so do as little as possible. #
@GLPNE73 OK he's the 1 who's got a half decent track record-but you still wouldn't. The rest, &Ling at Torquay, Hart linked everywhere. Why? #
@murphyz @andthesewalls We should be legislating for the creation of more meaningful & rewarding jobs with ring-fenced non-work time. #
@GLPNE73 Would rather my club took a punt on an untried potential gem that might go either way than appoint an failed journeyman. #ijwt #
@murphyz @andthesewalls If you pay people peanuts to do a shit job & treat them like crap they'll be "lazy". Too much employer power is bad. #
@RussGreaves Commiserations. Best people pass first time obviously (!) but I know a few good ones who took a couple of goes! #
Martin O'Neill, Roy Keane, Paul Ince, Kevin Keegan, Avram Grant, Alan Curbishley &
Billy Davies. All up 4 #lcfc job. Bar MO'N why would you? #
Twitter & Facebook are linked now so I won't have to visit Facebook any more & my Twitter witterings will doubtless bore you all senseless. #
Wish I was going to the Abbey this evening. Feels like a football night. #ijwt #
No more Shakespeare's county than mine-keep the tape on I say!(& who cares who wrote them beyond the tourist industry?) http://t.co/5tR8tBe3 #
Charlie Brooker on drugs & newspapers http://t.co/6ksMmTQh #
@GLPNE73 CF is snakes & ladders, CH is chess. #
@tenderhooligan @andthesewalls I thought you were going to wet nurse E when you were here next G… #
@BaliBeccy Up my end and everywhere else. #
@tenderhooligan @andthesewalls If you only ever eat potato soup… #
Auntie Em! Auntie Em! #felixstowe #wind #goingtothebeachinoctober #
Felixstowe is somewhat fresh. Typing this with numb fingers and phone bobbing about in wind! http://t.co/WPtXxYew #
Chips by the sea for lunch, Chimichangas this evening. Am hollowing out my legs and alerting whale-rescuing services. #

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Oct 23 2011

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-10-23

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@alfiewb Brushing your teeth Alfie?! What's got into you? #
Bloody hell, Louis grew a pair! #xfactor #
If Kitty wasn't such a nutter she'd be hot favourite this year. #xfactor #
@hotpatooties Sami was hoping to feature on TV Burp again next week. #xfactor #
@stuheritage Have you ever seen Frankie C & Katie W together in the same room? #unfathomablesuccess #xfactor #
@stuheritage Was that a big enough yoghurt advert for you? #
Louis will go for the cop out again… Kitty to go through please. #xfactor #
Remember when the guests reflected the week's theme? Where's Bon Jovi when you want to be bored? #xfactor #
Who? #xfactor #middleagedproblem #
The recap is like Eurovision without the humour. But every week. #xfactor #
Why am I still watching the X Factor? Each year the acts gets weaker & weaker yet it manages to reel me in… #xfactor #
Just turned the #rwc on. Is it France in white? #
@tenderhooligan @alfiewb @murphyz Be careful what you wish for. #
Do you have to stand and watch the haka? Couldn't you better use the time warming up or signing autographs? #rwc #
Don't worry @tenderhooligan, @alfiewb will be in with the chickens… #
Come on Tim! #rwc #
@tenderhooligan I have wonderful tale to tell you when we meet next month. Will make you proud to be a woman. #underthethumbstories #
@tenderhooligan Yes thanks. Just couldn't sleep. Overindulgence largely to blame. Food rather than drink of course…as always. #
Worst night's "sleep" in ages. Not as if I don't know why though… #
Sleep? Where are you? #
Lovely to see an ex-U on #motd Well done John Ruddy on a great performance today. #cambridgeunited #
Jonny's my favourite! If he gets to the final he'll get my annual vote. #xfactor #
Frankie can't sing can he. Only 'rock' attitude of the lot of them though… #xfactor #
Is that dried up caviar on Kitty's face? #xfactor #
Is anyone actually doing any rocking this week? #xfactor #
@GLPNE73 Will have to sort out logistics (we have family near Lancaster/ will we have A that weekend etc) but it would be great. #
@GLPNE73 Indeed. That was my original thought, Sheffield hadn't occured to me! #
Why is "feisty" the only possible virtue? #xfactor #
@GLPNE73 I was thinking more of Fleetwood- Cambridge… #
Fantastic Gary! At last someone speaks the truth about Louis! "He takes bad acts and makes them worse…" Too right. #xfactor #
Wish someone would pay me £150k a week to set fireworks off in my bathroom… *sighs* #balotelli #
@DanLomas Did you think that was good?! #
@GLPNE73 @DanLomas Sorry about today's result. Hope all bar the football was enjoyable… #
@GLPNE73 Random thought. You doing anything on February 18th? (Preston are away in Sheffield. I checked…) #
@andthesewalls The FA & FL's attitude to non-league has been bad for years. It's not right but the FL are getting what they've been giving. #
For pity's sake #6music please remove aledged comedian Josie Long from your schedule. Has she ever said anything remotely funny/interesting? #
@GLPNE73 @DanLomas Cool! Wish I was there! #wheniwasaladcambridgewenttoexoticplaceslikehuddersfieldtoo #
How much more able do I feel to face the day now my toenails are trimmed? #lifeslittlepleasures #
@GLPNE73 Fingers crossed for you. Have a good one… #
@ZinedineF Have a good time… #
RT @andthesewalls @foolhandy COME ON YOU U's *like* #
@alfiewb I'll tell you an 'oh dear': am lay in bed drifting off to sleep humming a bloody Sons Of Admirals ong! #
Another win & Top 5 at last. Allowed myself the tiniest thought of the 'p' word. Couldn't help myself & it felt good so I don't care! #ijwt #
1-0 at half-time. Wasn't so impressed with Lincoln when I watched them against Braintree. Hold on Cambridge! #ijwt #
Come on Cambridge United, another 3 points please. We might even finish today in the playoff positions at last! #ijwt #
Iris for Android is fun. Knew who wrote Somebody To Love & how old Stephen Hawking is. Less sure on what @alfiewb does with his pocket money #
Old friends… #gaddafi #blair #hypocrisy http://t.co/3ybwFqM6 #
Another dicatator overthrown by violence. Hooray for democracy! #gaddafi #saddam #
@RussGreaves No force is unreasonable when they're shitting in your garden. #
RT @russgreaves: Jez George has this #CUFC side fit, organised and playing with confidence. The exact opposite of Martin Ling. #ijwt #
@iammattabbott Richard Wood. Fine second choice DC but not consistent enough at top level. Was on the bench when I won WC2006 though. #
@GLPNE73 Toes crossed the body holds up. Good luck & have fun! #

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Oct 16 2011

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-10-16

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@andthesewalls What will you forget tomorrow? Dare I suggest a diary/calendar? #
@hotpatooties Louis has to have a joke act each year because he's an utter cock. When Goldie dropped out Jonny was next in line. Inevitable. #
@GLPNE73 Good win for us today. Says a lot about the #BSP that with only 1 defeat in 12 and we're *still* not in the play-off places. #ijwt #
@andthesewalls Ask to join them… #
@andthesewalls Glad they showed footage from Cardiff. Had no idea the Welsh would be cheering a Welsh try… #
Don't care about rugby but in solidarity with a country I love, COME ON WALES! That said, I'm rather fond of France too but this *is* sport! #
So says the good Dr. http://t.co/Mn5cDEWs #
@GLPNE73 Ha! Just thinking, now I know how it was for my now-is their-50s friends when they were my age and I was 18. Except they were fit. #
Another evening playing football with kids 20 years my junior. My knees hurt, I feel old but it was wonderful fun! #
@DTguardian Here's a story fo you to write: Why do so many managers with poor/decidedly average CVs keep being given jobs? Astounding. #NFFC #
Jimmy Quinn as Northern Ireland manager? Presumanly only if they allow him to commute between countries. #ijwt #cufc #
@andthesewalls Yes but you're a huge steaming pile of bastard so we're not *that* bad… #
@tenderhooligan I use my usual address and iMessage is set to go! #
@tenderhooligan Oh dear… #
@tenderhooligan We have it on our iPad, doing @alfiewb's iPhone on his return from foreign lands. Seems OK-wireless sync most useful so far. #
@RussGreaves What form is the #cufc centenary project taking in the end? #
@murphyz Pop over to see us… #
Happy Birthday @alfiewb Have a great day!!! #
#ijwt #
@tenderhooligan @andthesewalls Do they let foreigners into MI5? #
Not to mention a famous Cambridge victory of course… #
Been up since 3 & after 11 hours at work I now can't keep my eyes open. Look forward to reading about a famous Scottish victory when I wake. #
@andthesewalls Penny for your thoughts. #
Come on Lithuania… #
You can see why Spain are European & World Champions and unbeaten in 21 qualifiers. Scotland have their work cut out… #
Oh dear… #
@andthesewalls Don't watch! #
Or…COME ON SCOTLAND!!! #
@andthesewalls Parents Evenings tonight or I would havd texted #
Come on Spain! #
BBC News – Rivers of ice: Vanishing glaciers http://t.co/T0AqGS6J #

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Oct 09 2011

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-10-09

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NHS reform protesters block Westminster Bridge http://t.co/NyZRMOhq We were there! (By chance admittedly, but we *were* there.) #
Protesters against NHS reforms occupy Westminster Bridge http://t.co/z3iwVofG We were there! (By chance admittedly, but we *were* there.) #
RT @tenderhooligan: Terrible Oirish accents on #BoardwalkEmpire are making my ears bleed. No one from #Ireland talks like that so they don't #
@andthesewalls We were on Westminster Bridge today! The drummers made L&E cry! Nothing about it mentioned anywhere in press. #
@tenderhooligan @andthesewalls Still like Smith & the idea that now everyone thinks The Dr is dead he'll be less like Jesus encourages me. #
Rugby or Football? *rolls eyes* RT @GLPNE73: England haven't got the skill, nerve or (importantly) composure to do this. #chokers #
@andthesewalls We're either rubbish or world beaters-we know no inbetween. Or rather THEY know no inbetween. Am not that kind of England fan #
@tenderhooligan @Kimberley @lastyearsgirl_ Battered, deep fried pizza sounds fantastic! Where?! #
"Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the
most important tool I've ever encountered to
help me make the (cont) http://t.co/9g7k7V0F #
After the hottest start to October on record we assembly a canvas-seated swing in the garden just 4 hours before monsoon season begins. #
@andthesewalls 500MB is plenty… #
@GLPNE73 Well Done! #pnefc #
@tenderhooligan Half of that last tweet was a joke, the other half an exaggeration… #
@tenderhooligan It's your own fault for being such a hottie… #
@andthesewalls What about Amanda Knox? #
@andthesewalls Not the quality of the podcasts-they're really good. Am going through them but almost never have a 'free' hour for music now. #

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Oct 09 2011

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-10-09

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NHS reform protesters block Westminster Bridge http://t.co/NyZRMOhq We were there! (By chance admittedly, but we *were* there.) #
Protesters against NHS reforms occupy Westminster Bridge http://t.co/z3iwVofG We were there! (By chance admittedly, but we *were* there.) #
RT @tenderhooligan: Terrible Oirish accents on #BoardwalkEmpire are making my ears bleed. No one from #Ireland talks like that so they don't #
@andthesewalls We were on Westminster Bridge today! The drummers made L&E cry! Nothing about it mentioned anywhere in press. #
@tenderhooligan @andthesewalls Still like Smith & the idea that now everyone thinks The Dr is dead he'll be less like Jesus encourages me. #
Rugby or Football? *rolls eyes* RT @GLPNE73: England haven't got the skill, nerve or (importantly) composure to do this. #chokers #
@andthesewalls We're either rubbish or world beaters-we know no inbetween. Or rather THEY know no inbetween. Am not that kind of England fan #
@tenderhooligan @Kimberley @lastyearsgirl_ Battered, deep fried pizza sounds fantastic! Where?! #
"Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the
most important tool I've ever encountered to
help me make the (cont) http://t.co/9g7k7V0F #
After the hottest start to October on record we assembly a canvas-seated swing in the garden just 4 hours before monsoon season begins. #
@andthesewalls 500MB is plenty… #
@GLPNE73 Well Done! #pnefc #
@tenderhooligan Half of that last tweet was a joke, the other half an exaggeration… #
@tenderhooligan It's your own fault for being such a hottie… #
@andthesewalls What about Amanda Knox? #
@andthesewalls Not the quality of the podcasts-they're really good. Am going through them but almost never have a 'free' hour for music now. #

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Oct 02 2011

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-10-02

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@andthesewalls REM only did two half-decent albums didn't they. Throw in that Billy Joel cover and I'm surprised you got to 15… #
@andthesewalls @tenderhooligan I had an *enormous* blister on my foot from dancing/walking all day/night in a new pair of unsuitable shoes. #
@andthesewalls I remember dancing to "It's The End…" in that 'depressing' club in London. Probably my only REM memory! #
@GLPNE73 @iammattabbott As shit as a slow & gangly panic-buy German? #
@GLPNE73 @iammattabbott What would Arsenal do for a Samba-Jalielka pairing now? #
@GLPNE73 Preston South End? Chorley Radio Engineers? Blackpool Wanderers? Leyland Motors FC? Garstang Olympians? Old Lytham St. Annes? #
@andthesewalls 20,000 Marillion fans preordered the Marbles album – you're bound to bump into a few of us! #
Music I'm excited about Part 2 – http://t.co/JfMKjvmZ #
Music that I'm excited about hearing Part 1 http://t.co/s7eIGubf #
@tenderhooligan Not watched it yet but believe I'm the only person in time & space who wishes River Song would feck off. #
RT @GLPNE73: #pnefc a terrible result today but all good runs come to an end. If we have to lose, rather this than next Sat. #ijwt as well! #
Couldn't give a forward pass about events in NZ and am curious as to why this is. Think Paint Watching World Cup would interest me more. #
foolhandy on blogger…: Maybe… http://t.co/nE4avzos #
@DanLomas Orange because it's free & has been for 5 years now. Customer service OK. Was with T**k T**k (cont) http://t.co/AmVFE0Nm #
@DanLomas You have my sympathies… #
@DanLomas Talk Talk? Only way to sort those crooks out is to move your business elsewhere. #
@andthesewalls Looking good for Charlton too! #
@andthesewalls We're working to a vastly reduced budget this year but with a potentially great manager. It's looking good so far… #ijwt #
Come On You U's!!! #ijwt #
@andthesewalls I did again at just the sight of his name… #
I backed up then deleted 600 of my 3800 tweets at the weekend. Would have done them all had Twitter let me. Not sure now if I regret it. #

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