• And that's it… #
  • And that's it… #
  • When you turn on Timeline, your memories are organized and arranged in one place #f8 @facebook #1984 This is horrible… #
  • Now using http://t.co/WSzSb7rL #
  • No surprise… Cowboys without equal… BBC News – TalkTalk tops UK complaints list http://t.co/PRPupqa7 #
  • Rock legends REM announce split – they simply ran out of ways to make the same song sound the same. #
  • @GLPNE73 That's 6 unbeaten now. Top 10. Sensible budget. Wow! #
  • @andthesewalls Don't lock the door then! #
  • @DionDublinsDube Can't listen this evening but I'll be iPlayer-ing it tomorrow night. Got my fingers crossed for you! :) #
  • Cracking chocolate brownies @alfiewb ! #

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  • When you are addicted to drugs you put the
    tiger in the cage to recover; when you are
    addicted to food you (cont) http://t.co/djzui0Yv #
  • Have just heard my son evacuate his bowels. From 3 rooms away. Over the top of 6Music being played loudly. It sounded like thunder. #proud #
  • @murphyz @alfiewb Would a Red Bull/Ovaltine cocktail do it? #
  • @RafaComeHome @BringAlonsoHome Rafa won one trophy with Houllier's squad and then ripped you apart & ruined you. Why the loyalty? #
  • @alfiewb We have #DoctorWho set to record… #
  • Coldplay have one good song: Viva La Vida. Chris Martin manages to mangle it horribly live & yet they still win best headline act of 2011! #
  • Poached eggs & bucks fizz for breakfast! The occasion? Saturday… :) #
  • This evening I played football in Essex! It was due to an FA initiative, involved lots of teenagers, and has caused a curious muscle ache. #
  • @soph_fox What website are you doing? #
  • @soph_fox What have you ended up buying? #
  • @KenWorthingtn @johnshuttlewrth was indeed brilliant on Sooty but I fear that the rest of the cast were mere puppets compared to his genius. #
  • @greenheartessex Was collected two days later – the new collection team missed up apparently. :/ Thanks anyway… #
  • New website outlining the vision behind Cambridge United's new ground: http://t.co/2MaTdqZM #cufc #ijwt #
  • @murphyz You're out of work?! #
  • Is the dreadful satellite feed from Ukraine what we've got to look forward to next summer or is it ITV4 being rubbish? #euro2012 #itv #
  • Facebook have changed my notification settings without asking so I'll now only receive news about things they think are important. Bastards. #
  • @GLPNE73 I believe that about 60 followers is the most fashionable number to have these days… #
  • @GLPNE73 Is that 20k now or before the 'news' story broke? #
  • @GLPNE73 Agreed, but how it's serious enough for a high level internal enquiry I don't know. It's not even as if it's Gerard or Carragher… #
  • @GLPNE73 @Kimberley But he's not said he thought 9-11 was a good thing or anything of the sort. He's merely (cont) http://t.co/tZHEUSY #
  • Am I missing something? http://t.co/11Tjylf I don't agree with Nathan Eccleston but is he not entitled to his opinion? #LFC #
  • I've done a *lot* of work today but it doesn't feel satisfying. It just feels like I've neglected my family. #
  • Tori Amos' 'Little Earthquakes' is a bloody amazing album…why do I leave it so long between listens? Sat at my desk in school in tears… #
  • @tenderhooligan At last, my plan to purge this fair land of foreign types like you has worked! May the wind do its worst! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! #
  • @ZinedineF Thank you sir, excellent to have your updates. #
  • @ZinedineF Trumpington please… (Much shorter journey for me, no nothing of the suitability!) #
  • @followCFU Excellent. Thank you… #
  • @VaiBabe Brag-o-shite! (They're probably too damaged to notice it!) #
  • RT @RussGreaves: @followCFU Hope this video is made available to all. Can you confirm either way? : I concur… #

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  • Not that odd. I had a lovely curry in Al-Ain and I'm sure Asamoah Gyan will be very happy there! (cont) http://t.co/Xm0zXZL #
  • How did I not know about these? Vegetarian Haribo Sweets http://t.co/4saINPr I miss the jelly… #
  • You will not
    be punished for your anger,
    you will be punished by your
    anger. #
  • @alfiewb Looks lovely! Well done! #
  • @hotpatooties Congratulations on a brilliant effort, and thank you for doing your bit. :) #
  • @GLPNE73 4-3! Exciting stuff… #
  • Seems from Twitter that Jack Whitehall gets work because people fancy him. I fancy a choc ice but that doesn't mean I want to see one on TV. #
  • How does Jack Whitehall get work? #
  • Has anyone ever found anything that Jack Whitehall has said funny? Unworthy of Lee, Rob, Miranda & David's company. #
  • @thom_ohz Braintree Town is an hour from Liverpool St. Station #
  • Enjoyed a lovely apple cake this evening…thanks @alfiewb #
  • @greenheartessex Our food waste bin wasn't taken today. Problem with us or the proces? #
  • @soph_fox Have you seen @murphyz other photos? He's a star! http://t.co/lBoHS2X #
  • 3 days into HTC Desire ownership and I can't believe I put up with that Samsung Galaxy Apollo for so long. And Gingerbread is lovely too! #
  • Anybody in or around Halstead, Essex want to get together to hire an astroturf pitch for a social football kickabout each week? #
  • Watch "Freddie Mercury – The Official 65th Birthday Video" on YouTube (cont) http://t.co/icgeVws #
  • @DanLomas Great to hear… :) #
  • Loving the Freddie Mercury Google Doodle, it's a Freddie-day for the first day back at work after the holidays! #

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  • BBC #6music is fantastic all the time, but on a Sunday afternoon it's genius. #
  • @DanLomas I'm up for tomorrow… #
  • @tenderhooligan Your ex-monobrow is at number ten here: http://t.co/ivYhumM #
  • Fear new Adidas running trainers are knackering in my knee. After a week without am testing them today on my now-OK knee. Fingers crossed. #
  • So far so good for @doubletwist and my new HTC Desire. No need to carry my iPod around *all* the time now… #
  • @tenderhooligan But we liked your monobrow! #
  • @VaiBabe :( #
  • @BobWinckworth Those weren't John Beck tactics- there were sideways passes in there! Don't use the great man's name lightly… :) #cufc #
  • Enjoyable evening at Braintree Town. Look like a good side – those moaning need to realise when they've got it good… #
  • 1-0 to Braintree against Lincoln and they're good for it. Glad Cambridge aren't playing them til Christmas… #
  • At…The Amlin Stadium! Supporting Braintree Town for the evening… #
  • I take it back. Some things from eBay are OK. #
  • When will I learn not to buy things off eBay? #
  • @DanLomas http://t.co/dsbTriM – Is that you? #
  • @murphyz They were filming something at Dr Who on Wed…as we trundled by slowly with our noisy buggy, getting filthy looks! #
  • 10 years ago a Cambridge Utd fan held up a Union Flag at a football match & the photo's still being shown to this day. http://t.co/3P9zn6v #
  • @philmcnulty Lampard, Terry, Gerrard etc may be fine footballers but have had their England chances & (cont) http://t.co/CoApH3y #
  • @tenderhooligan Genius!: Gareth Keenan in the sidecar #TheOffice http://t.co/j6wp4bR Wore the tape out laughing at his face again & ag… #
  • @tenderhooligan Go and get your guitar… #TheOffice #
  • And the point of bringing Lampard on is…? #learningnothing #histimehaspassed #england #bbcfootball #
  • @johnshuttlewrth on Twitter! How did I not know this? Now my e-life is complete, and not even having two margarines on the go can spoil it! #
  • @tenderhooligan Have just set their account to preview pane for them – expect to hear trills of delight come Monday morning. #
  • @tenderhooligan Women in school office were the same. Moved them from Outlook to GMail & all they could say was "Where's the preview pane?" #
  • @tenderhooligan I know you've been yearning for a #gmail preview pane for years but I don't get it. Or your hatred for 'conversations'. #
  • Cambridge Tickle: Save 75% at Cambridge United Football Club. View deal at http://t.co/NYEPpMz #
  • Amazing weather! Lovely send off for the hols, if too hot for all the gardening that I'd like to be doing… #
  • Setting my alarm for tomorrow morning…first time in nearly six weeks. #
  • Am feeling incredibly positive about everything right now. It's now. #
  • Pram! #
  • An empty tram on the tube. Joy! #
  • @RussGreaves Two goals in twenty eight games…is Winn a hidden gem? #ijwt #
  • Got wizard! Will spell! (For @alfiewb) #
  • @GLPNE73 Cricket & Dr. Who…knitwear aplenty! #
  • @alfiewb @murphyz Such sarcasm is not becoming of someone who left his wallet on the train and still wants Dr. Who souvenirs… #
  • London! #
  • We're off to see The Doctor, the wonderful doctor of Who! #
  • @DanLomas I think we ought to…have a thought about possibilities and I'll do the same – then we'll regroup! #
  • RT @DuncanCastles: Sunderland selling Gyan at loss. Cost €15m, going for €6m + variables. #safc WHY WHEN THEY NEED GOALS? #
  • @DanLomas We used to do it at least twice-yearly at alternate venues! Happy days! We ought to recreate it in a family-friendly format… #
  • @tenderhooligan That said, I did find it chilly at the supermarket today whilst Tweeting in the chiller section wearing shorts… #
  • @tenderhooligan Get yourself a couple of like-minded friends to play Dot & Lou & at this rate you'll end up like this: http://t.co/eJZ8o93 #
  • @DanLomas It's times such as your visit that I now think of when Blackpool is mentioned. Took time but in the end good always conquers bad. #
  • Sainsbury's BASIC butter is now proudly proclaimed to be 'only' £1.21! It was 80p in the Spring. How is inflation only 4% #middleagedangst #
  • @murphyz The (Mac) server in the Nairobi branch of Barclays went for over 5 years without a reboot in the 90s… #
  • @howardnurse Parkinson, Ling etc. Why do so many managers with poor records keep getting jobs? #
  • @tenderhooligan @VaiBabe Harsh? But our fruit trees ARE great… All my tweets are influenced by sleep deprivation. #

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  • @tenderhooligan @VaiBabe Our fruit trees are great… #
  • @tenderhooligan @VaiBabe AND…when it comes to not having to pretend, with the list of characteristics you (cont) http://t.co/C1hc084 #
  • @VaiBabe @tenderhooligan And when it comes to my greengages… #
  • @VaiBabe @tenderhooligan I've said nothing of plums but mine *are* of the finest calibre… #
  • @tenderhooligan @VaiBabe I like pretending to be an arse when talking to you th! #
  • @GLPNE73 Who are you quoting? #
  • @ZinedineF Give 'em a cheer from me! 90+ minutes of the good stuff please Cambridge… #ijwt #
  • @soph_fox @alfiewb Liesel…5.50 yesterday & 5.05 today… #
  • Oh so very tired… #
  • @tombowran Thanks. Am away for weekend but maybe another time. #
  • @GLPNE73 I liked Tim Vine's best too. How did he come from the same parents as Jeremy Vine?! One brilliant, one an utter cock. #
  • Pleased for Arsene Wenger tonight. Don't mind who wins between #afc & #mufc at the weekend, so long as Cambridge do. #ijwt #
  • @ZinedineF Incidentally, how are you finding Seesmic? #
  • @ZinedineF Do they watch it? Then they'd realise fo themselves… #
  • @ZinedineF Do #itv execs read Twitter? Do they realise the contempt their shockingly-poor football coverage is held in? #
  • @DanLomas And Maggie did. Blog hidden temporarily as an over-indulgence-caused-blowout has caused me to hide in shame. It will return. #
  • With #afc winning #itv are painting Udinese as a top side, thus heightening Arsenal's glory & allowing even greater bollocks to be spouted. #
  • @DanLomas Mao. And Blair-not a dictator as such but a nasty piece of work all the same. #
  • @tenderhooligan You're never going to be the Queen you know! #
  • Have had to mute the TV. FYI #itv Udinese are not a pub team, and not every sentence has to include vacuous hyperbole. #itvruiningfootball #
  • Come on Arsenal…for the sake of beautiful football & managers who (mainly) do the right things, you have to win tonight. #afc #
  • @mmmjaycee I'm close to 4000 now… #whatalotofnonsense #
  • Manchester United to offer "air within Old Trafford" naming rights to sponsors. #ifitmoves ornot)slapasponsoronit #mufc #
  • @iammattabbott Sean Bean isn't that hard – he can't act his way out of a paper bag for a start. #
  • @GLPNE73 If we were in it. It's Leagues One & Two only now sadly. #
  • @GLPNE73 It's going to be a long, hard season again for Cambridge. I'd take mid-table obscurity right now. #ijwt #
  • 4 years for these http://t.co/703AnxT and 4 months for him http://t.co/irwMRS5 & both too long to one degree of another-the law is an ass! #
  • Missed that goal though… Come on Cambridge! #IJWT #
  • Watching 'Great British Bake Off' at the same time as listening to Cambridge on the radio. I <3 Mel & Sue! #
  • Will Cambridge have any players left on the pitch by the end? Calm down dears… #IJWT #
  • Come on Cambridge, be all the best bits of the past few games for a whole 90 minutes! #IJWT #
  • I 'love' the sound of a wailing child in the afternoon… #countingsecondsuntilthecalpolkicksin #
  • I 'love' the sound of a wailing child in the afternoon… #countingsecondsuntil calpolkicksin #
  • @alfiewb @BaliBeccy "different legendary pokemon" *obviously* (rolls eyes trying to look like he knows what it all means) #
  • The upside of not a single shop having anything my size is I'm saved repeatedly trying stuff on only to find that it looks shit on me. #
  • Each shop I walk into I can see it in their eyes: "Not likely mate. Not your size." How can you not let it get you down? #
  • Eastbourne Sunrise http://t.co/URb0e8T by @murphyz #photoblog #
  • @iammattabbott Try Paint.NET #tightnorthernbastardwithdecentartwork #

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  • Bluewater tomorrow to do non-online large-scale clothes shopping for the first time since 2007. Gulp. #
  • @GLPNE73 I see. Seemed lots of empty AV areas too. £19 for adult & child at #cufc Couldn't afford petrol & Prem ticket prices. #
  • 10,000 empty seats at #avfc yesterday against #brfc : is that normal? #
  • @GLPNE73 Shall hopefully be going to The Abbey (or it's likely replacement) for another 29 (!) years. Right now though sleep beckons. Night! #
  • @GLPNE73 I think the psychological (& financial) impact of being "non-league" is underestimated. But the lack of glory supporters is lovely! #
  • @GLPNE73 Not that there's anything wrong with Telford of course, it just requires a mind shift after 30 years in the League. #
  • @GLPNE73 There's a middle ground though…being taught footballing lessons by the likes of AFC Telford year after year gets tiring. #
  • @GLPNE73 Won't be this year I fear… #
  • @GLPNE73 @iammattabbott BSP play-off of is 2nd only to Championship. By % more money at stake-massive financial boost to get back in League. #
  • @iammattabbott BSBP is a pit that's near impossible to get out of-we are "too big" for it but so are York, Grimsby, Luton etc & only 2 go up #
  • @iammattabbott Saah was great for us but all high-earners have had to go. We were unlucky today but at least as lucky to win vs Telford. #
  • @RussGreaves @danielriversuk Definitely a case of luck-balancing out over the two games, but if we had a target man… #ijwt #
  • @iammattabbott Nothing pathetic about CM-born alegencies…I have a soft spot for Sochaux-Montbelliard for the same reason! #
  • @iammattabbott It's a new dawn after years in the doldrums and too long stagnating under Martin Ling. Hopefully… #
  • @iammattabbott #ijwt is In Jez We Trust after Jez George, our brilliant former youth team coach installed as manager over the summer. #
  • Cambridge Utd 1 – Kiddy 2: we should have got at least a draw but can't help feeling we need a target man to finish off a few chances. #ijwt #
  • Cold, wet & losing. The joys of being a Cambridge United supporter. #
  • Got away with defensive errors on Tuesday but punished today. Don't deserve to be 2 down at HT but in truth #cufc not good enough. #ijwt #
  • @GLPNE73 The Abbey! #wearegoingup #ijwt http://t.co/Y5TC7Lf #
  • At The Abbey! #ijwt #
  • @GLPNE73 Congratulations! :) #
  • http://t.co/KX5iYT4 Excellent hair @alfiewb! #
  • @alfiewb That tweet is useless without a photo! #
  • @tenderhooligan That's caused by angels playing with your mind. I know because I saw it on 'Touched By An Angel'. #
  • Where's Wall-E? http://t.co/tZeDJYW #
  • @alfiewb Here you go! http://t.co/YfTa0i7 and http://t.co/HMijEJa #lego #
  • @alfiewb http://t.co/dO38FNr Will be up to date by morning. #
  • @alfiewb You were better off that way. Think no more of it… Night! ;) #
  • @alfiewb Don't go there! #
  • @daraobriain Are you going in as a surprise guest after a week or are you going to miss out like you did on Father Ted? #
  • Right, that's as much of #CBB as I shall be watching. I do like the #bigbrother concept but this lot are dull… #
  • #iwouldwatchbigbrotherif I knew who more than two of these "celebrities" were. #
  • Watching the first night of #CBB with the sound down. Best first night ever! #
  • Does Brian Dowling have an autocue perchance? #CBB #lookatthefeckingcamera #
  • Celebrity Big Brother is like a small-time nightclub: full of sweaty old men & women shifting uncomfortably in ill-fitting frocks. #CBB #
  • Come on Hearts! A late goal might make all the difference in the second leg at White Hart Lane… #
  • I'd have fined the corrupt, thieving, rude & immoral #TalkTalk a lot more than £3m. Complete corporate bastards. http://t.co/Rj88dMj #
  • @lammyboy Thanks! Will investigate local WEEE facilities at local recycle centre and of there's no joy I'll get in touch. #
  • @greenheartessex Got new bin yest. To clarify, old "raw peelings in big green bin" rule no longer (cont) http://t.co/RU7JrcU #
  • If I was 18 now I'd skip uni. Life's too short to start it with a £50k millstone in exchange for a bit of paper that guarantees you nothing. #
  • And that's coconuts, with enough promise second half to drag me back Saturday. #cufc #ijwt #
  • Some lovely play by Cambridge now. #cufc #ijwt #
  • That's more like it! Another 40 minutes of that please! 1-0 to Cambridge! #ijwt #cufc #
  • Come on You U's!!! #cufc #ijwt #
  • 0-0 at half time. But for GK we could be 3 or 4 down. Tired of watching the other team play the good football. #cufc #ijwt #
  • @alfiewb :D #
  • Here we go! #ijwt #
  • Crowd chanting "Yellow Team!" to the team in amber playing a team in yellow tracksuits. #
  • 15+ "occasional & accidental" balls launched into the crowd by subs during warm-up. Hope the starting XI have better aims. #ijwt #
  • Reading about more Arsenal departures. Either Wenger's got a lot of signings lined up or they could be on trouble… #
  • Been hit by a ball twice during warm up. Thankfully it's the goalkeepers missing the target… #
  • A lovely evening at The Abbey! I do love August football… #
  • @GLPNE73 Thanks! Fingers crossed for you. #
  • Come on Cambridge! Let's hear Coconuts tonight! #ijwt #
  • Looking forward to the Abbey this evening… #ijwt #
  • @greenheartessex I've tried them before. :( Will take it all to the WEEE site in Braintree. Thanks anyway. #
  • Stand-up comedian – male, blonde hair (long with a fringe), wide-eyed, in my head speaks either monotone, baby-voice or German!? Any ideas? #
  • @murphyz It's one of my favourites of yours. I like it when you do ruralex (!) shots. The way you shoot works well on natural subjects. #
  • @BBClamacqshow Songs for under-5s? Buzz Buzz Buzz by Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers! Our 1-year-old is word perfect! #
  • @rivercottage Back from holiday & we've a surfeit of runner beans from the garden. Rather than freeze them any recipe ideas to use them all? #
  • Anyone want/know of anyone who wants a box of cables/modems/broadband filters before they go into landfill? @greenheartessex got any ideas? #
  • Is it worth the time/effort to go through all search results for your username and attempt a deep-clean or it is an impossible task? #
  • @tenderhooligan In an ideal world I would download all 'foolhandy' content for my records, remove 'foolhandy' from the net, and start again. #
  • @tenderhooligan …days spent cleaning up my tracks. I'm just careful about what I type and hope that there isn't a loophole anywhere. #
  • @tenderhooligan I worry about my online presence but tbh I'm not sure what I could do about it now. Without a complete reinvention and… #
  • @tenderhooligan Nah… You're just a lizard like H. #
  • That's better…sky blue to match the Cambridge Utd away kit. #deeplysad #
  • Do I like the green that goes with the eyes on my icon or is it more Norwich C than Cambridge Utd? Hmmm. #joyfullymeaninglessholidaydilemmas #
  • @hotpatooties Perfect! :o D (Not that it mattered anyway!) #
  • @alfiewb Very funny… #
  • Where's that to do list I wrote on holiday? #
  • @hotpatooties world's ;o) #
  • 100 in 2011! 100 in 2001 – Update 7 (What's *Your* Poison?) http://t.co/cnufy2o #
  • @alfiewb Have a good day… :) #
  • @alfiewb Ah well, we'll get some business cards done for you! Anything exciting happening today? I'm back out in the garden I think. #
  • @alfiewb Didn't recognise them, but both female. Didn't occur to us until they were out of range to give them the address. Sorry. #
  • @alfiewb We had people calling for you last night – shall we redirect them next time? :) #
  • They got the car wrong, the amount wrong and badly, case-breakingly, mis-quoted me. Sorry? No. Interested? Seems not. #pleasendthissaga #
  • Sun Flower http://t.co/hesOrza by @murphyz #photoblog #
  • Hoping the insurance company & solicitor are more adept at arse/elbow differentiation today than they were last week. #deepbreath #
  • Have a great day @GLPNE73 :) #
  • @DionDublinsDube Was #motd2 a one-off or are you set to be a regular this season? #

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  • @alfiewb Something else to look forward to. :) #
  • Spend £30k on a hair transplant then shave it to a #1 #moneywellspent #Rooney #
  • Dion! Dion! Dion! What a fantastic surprise! #motd2 just got even better! @DionDublinsDube we love you! #CUFC #hero #
  • @DTguardian How many times did the word "Massimo" enter your head today? Sure #DeGea will be great but in the meantime :o ) #
  • @tenderhooligan Not when they're freshly plucked from the garden they don't! #
  • There's nothing like a month-old glass of Lambrini to wash down your dinner. It's almost better slightly flat you know… #
  • @tenderhooligan We've got hundreds of green beans here – don't know what to do with them! #
  • I hope "David de Gea" isn't an anagram of "Massimo Taibi" but it could well be… #mufc #hopelessgoalkeepers #
  • Have been out gardening all afternoon. Weeding done, planting done, hosepipe from water butts to baths sorted. Lovely… #
  • Elain Page (and the music she selects) makes my brain want to jump out of my head and act as soundproof ear-defenders. #radio4 #banality #
  • Cambridge United | News | Breaking News | Jez: "Pleased with the spirit" http://t.co/cKgJhk0 #ijwt #
  • Only Shearer could claim that McLeish was a good appointment "because he's shown lots of courage." I'd rather my manager was good! #motd #
  • Oh how I've missed Martin Jol… #motd #
  • Falling asleep. Will catch this one tomorrow morning whilst on childcare duty… #
  • More yellow/gold! One day there'll be amber in the Premiership… #ijwt #
  • Steve Keen will be first for the chop this year. Venky's have set him up to fail. #
  • Hope Wolves stay up again this year… #motd #
  • @Joey7Barton Better than the Newcastle shirt this year! ;) #
  • Nasty Newcastle kit this year…Sir Les's grandad-collar vintage must be spinning on its hanger. #motd #
  • @GLPNE73 Sure he's great, just never noticed the eyebrows before! #
  • Hasn't Neil Warnock got odd curvy eyebrows? #motd #
  • Listening to EILO Ambient and Chill Radio from Bulgaria. Fantastic! Thank you our Roberts internet radio! #
  • Fair start for Cambridge United picking up an away point today. Can't wait 'til Tuesday to see them at The Abbey! Come on You U's!!! #ijwt #
  • @tenderhooligan But you are just so darned cute and twee! #
  • @GLPNE73 Not yet… :) #ijwt #
  • Typical. Leave childcare duties to tune into Radio Cambridgeshire and within seconds we concede. My fault… Come on Cambridge! #ijwt #
  • @murphyz @alfiewb had a play with one in a French hypermarket last week and was very impressed with it. #
  • Rooting for Charlton, Preston, Dundee Utd, Norwich and of course Cambridge United today as the football season starts properly. #IJWT #
  • @GLPNE73 L's some way off yet but planning ahead! Will be nearly 3 next August so hopefully start her off with league football! #
  • The football season starts again, with renewed positivity. Come on Cambridge United! #ijwt #
  • Excellent video: Gotye- Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra) http://t.co/HncBBLp Thanks @alfiewb #
  • @alfiewb No problem, just a broken link. What's the video title and I'll search it. #
  • @alfiewb Is it supposed to be four videos? #
  • @GLPNE73 How old was little-GLPNE73 when he first went to Deepdale? #
  • @tenderhooligan I'm stuck with this til next Feb. Don't think Orange will let me have an iPhone unless I give up free home broadband. #
  • @tenderhooligan It's a dreadful Samsung-everything is s o s l o w. Calling & texting is painful. Mood not helped by H's HTC & A's iPhone 4! #
  • Back with this bloody Samsung Galaxy Apollo. Takes twice as long to do anything but doesn't crash. Roll on February (in phone terms anyway.) #
  • @murphyz If we were in London… #
  • @laurenlaverne Some other great, competition winning, St Paul's images for you by @murphyz http://t.co/mT22Mmd #
  • Much sense in here but it's probably too many words for those baying for benefit cuts & castrations to bother reading http://t.co/E2FLj1S #
  • No wireless, no 3G, no apps, but SE is quicker and phoning & texting works! Will I miss the frills? #
  • Samsung Galaxy Apollo is so poor I'm experimenting with my old SE W810! #
  • @tenderhooligan Bird's Eye Potato Waffles… #
  • @tenderhooligan Thanks goodness your top legs can still type! #
  • 100 in 2011! Running Out Of Time http://bit.ly/oiKU46 #
  • @murphyz Exciting! Sleep well and be assured I'm on tenterhooks! :) #
  • @RussGreaves None in Halstead either. #
  • @murphyz Fair point. Still, big gap though… #
  • "@SteveMasonKBT: All london youth. stop burning your community and get on the tube to westminster" So you can be patronized & then ignored. #
  • Nick Clegg "warns" of riots if Tories are elected (11Apr10) http://t.co/Rdqauh7 #
  • Where is all this self-righteous anger on Facebook & Twitter the rest of the year when politicians are destroying communities via policies? #
  • Cut a few £k funding from a youth club so it closes whilst people evade £billions in tax & smashing a shop window. Both violent. Both wrong. #
  • Contented societies don't riot-retain the energy behind your condemnation of the rioters & use it against the politicians when this is over. #
  • Home Sweet Home! #
  • Back in the UK… #
  • Mid-Channel! #
  • Wish I owned the orange Mini Moke in the lane next to us. #

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  • Our last night in France, staying at Chateau Fleury-de-la-Floret. Our rooms are top right… http://twitpic.com/62ikfk #
  • Risked the omelette again. Seems that 'well done' means you get a small bit of blue plastic in it! See you in 2014 Maison Normandie! #
  • Just stopped for lunch at a place we now remember served us raw omelette 3 years ago. Just a plate of frites then please! #
  • RT @prodnose: First goal. It is still mathematically possible for Preston to stay up. @GLPNE73 #
  • 4 (FOUR) Yahtzees in one game! Dice-related luck doesn't get any better than this… #
  • Sadly, due to poor French signposting, a visit to the Rotherham branch of the Co-op may be in order… #
  • Mmm…warmshade… #
  • It would seem that crabs growl in much the same way as a tiger. Who knew? #thingsyoulearnfrom2yearolds #
  • MORE….fish! #
  • If you think you're too small to make a difference, sleep in a room with a mosquito. So says the Dalai Lama & each of my mosquito bites… #

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  • @prodnose San Marino is so small its F1 circuit doubles up as its ring road. #HowsmallisSanMarino #
  • Saturday tomorrow. Where did that week go then? #

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  • @tenderhooligan You pulled a BT engineer! Well done! #
  • @murphyz You'll need to be drinking all day if @andthesewalls is choosing the music… #
  • @RussGreaves Didn't Leeds keep paying players wages after they were sold because a fee & 50% wages was cheaper than keeping them? #
  • @tenderhooligan Well you're getting on now…these things happen! #
  • @alfiewb Scary… #

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