• @alfiewb What? #
• @SuzanneLuca5 And I meant Ratzinger rather than the late F1 driver. #illstopnowasimpactisbeinglost #
• @SuzanneLuca5 Nasty chat-show git on daytime ITV = Kyle. #
• @SuzanneLuca5 Kelly's on my list with Blair, Feltz, J.Vine, Ratzenburger, that nasty chat-show git on ITV daytimes & anyone on Loose Women. #
• Hoping it doesn't rain on mine & @murphyz garden exploits too much today… #
• @SuzanneLuca5 And Lorraine Kelly on the other side… Nightmare TV… #firstagainstthewall #
• http://yfrog.com/klaugwj Not neglected…that's a work or art. #
• So. Late 30s it is then. #
• @tenderhooligan No…I was jusy saying that to get an iPad up Mr.@Vaibabe's nose his nostril's must be quite big. #
• Why Mr.@VaiBabe, what big nostrils you must have… #
• @SuzanneLuca5 There you go then… http://www.smile.co.uk every time. #
• @SuzanneLuca5 Which bank is it? #
• @VaiBabe Excellent news! Congratulations! #

• The News Of The World is dead! Long live The Sunday Sun! #
• @andthesewalls What I've heard so far was good. #
• @greenheartessex RT done and story added to @HTPSHalstead website. (I've registered for a free plant too!) #essex #green #
• @RussGreaves. ..still though, more positive than this time last year. Bring on Wrexham and the rest! #cufc #
• @RussGreaves Not just me then! All these midfielders on longish contracts when we seem weak in manu other areas concerns me a little…. #
• @RussGreaves Is it just me or do we seem to be signing a lot of midfielders? #
• @EmmaCLloyd What's your parents' Twitter name? #
• @greenheartessex Or of course I can just retweet you! Sorry, it's been along day! #
• @greenheartessex Sure. Pm me the details or email to my Twitter username at gmail.com #
• @greenheartessex Depends what it is! Details? #

• @alfiewb Where was that taken? #
• @murphyz Disk Drill comes highly recommended by prof photographer friend. Mac only though… #
• Prediction time… #noidea #wimbledon #
• Prediction time…Nadal to win in 5 sets. (Jinxed him now-hope Djokovic is grateful!) #wimbledon #
• Prediction time…Djokovic to win in 5 sets. (Jinxed him now-hope Nadal's happy!) #wimbledon #
• Nadal looks like a Japanese anime character. #wimbledon #
• @murphyz Foxhandy-house wondered if it wasn't a bit too posh for your activities! #
• @murphyz Was it you?! #
• @daraobriain Elvis has done nothing since the 70s… #
• @GLPNE73 Go and finish me off on Words then. Beat me this game… #
• http://t.co/kRE0mxZ Imagine an ad with an old man sat by pool letching at young women's cleavage. That would be crap too. @icelollyholiday #
• RT @GLPNE73: @SuzanneLuca5 ass-kissing, cock-sucking uncle fucker… (Love it when people Tweet their foreplay…) #
• @alfiewb You old man you! #
• #Murray #039;s given up. Did the moment he hit that easy point winner long to miss a break point. 7 games lost on trot after that and match over. #
• Come on Tim! #Murray #
• How many midfielders do we need? RT @BBCCambsSport: Former Ebbsfleet midfielder Ashley Carew has signed a one-year deal at Cambridge United. #
• Nobody mention how well #Murray is playing. Don't jinx it… #Wimbledon #
• I'm sure that this episode of #tikkabilla was on earlier in the week. #
• @murphyz Like Wave and Buzz, you need other people to be using it too! #googleplus #
• @RobBrydon Both of ours were in a pool in the living room. Congratulations! #
• @EmmaCLloyd Hello Emma's Dad! Not sitting at my computer, rather sitting in the garden reading my phone! #
• @tenderhooligan You have a haidresser?! Always imagined you did it yourself with a pair of pinking shears using a frying pan for a mirror… #
• @EmmaCLloyd Hello Emma's mum! #
• @ZinedineF The young man is v.well. Sleeps far better than his big sister did & she's smitten with him so all is good. Thanks for asking. #
• @ZinedineF Ah, Seesmic still works for me too if I authenticate with the built in browser & not Opera Mini… Hope it solves your problems. #
• @ZinedineF And to finish off my 'Vote Seesmic' campaign, you can add Facebook accounts should you wish. My app of choice bar the temp bug. #
• @ZinedineF I believe Seesmic issues may be model specific however – wouldn't surprise me if my crappy Samsung Galaxy Apollo was to blame! #
• @ZinedineF Seesmic also multi-platform so worth a look if they get it working again. Allows separate widgets for different accounts too. #
• @ZinedineF Seesmic was good until an update stopped it linking with Twitter! Will try it again but Tweetcaster works for multiple accounts. #
• @ZinedineF Tweetdeck for anything is rubbish. Doesn't work properly on iPad, PC, Mac or in Chrome. Style over (any) function. #
• The Met Office really are hapless. Severe weather warnings turn into a moderate shower… #
• I love #fourrooms #
• How many dreadful line call errors between Kvitova & Pironkova? Someone's for the chop… #
• Please… #doldrums #
• My word it's close tonight. Come on wind, blow! #
• So the storm isn't coming until tomorrow night now. I honestly believe the MET Office sit round drinking coffee making it up! #
• Everyone says I look tired. How can this be? #
• @Pearcesport I did tweet to that effect re Take That before you mentioned them. Ticketmaster haven't got great track record. #
• @Pearcesport I did tweet to that effect re Take That before you mentioned them. Ticketmaster haven't got great track record. #

• @andthesewalls England's Irie! My wife's lactating & I'm spectating – it's a football thing… #
• @Pearcesport Is that @Ticketmaster who have such a great record in big events? (Take That etc) London 2012 gave the contract so their fault. #
• @JStewart511 Yup, but it only allows me to delete Facebook accounts. No – next to the Twitter ones. #
• Glad the bastards at T4 Utilities Ltd have chosen midday on Sunday to up tools and fill the summer air with pneumatic drills. #
• @tenderhooligan @murphyz @andthesewalls By that logic what would S be doing?! Answers on a postcard! And I consider you all my pupils… #
• @tenderhooligan @murphyz @andthesewalls Ha G! You answered the question I hadn't asked yet! #closepsychicbonding #
• @tenderhooligan @murphyz @andthesewalls Why were you always so idle when we met up then, always getting us to wait on you? (Where us=Helen) #
• @tenderhooligan …allowed now in name of work:life balance but where's that when 2 hours at work = all day at home and blurring of edges? #
• @tenderhooligan I used to love going into school for a couple of hours on a Sunday. All stuff there and quiet so very productive. Not… #
• Daniel Craig & Rachel Weisz #unreasonablyattractivecouples #
• @murphyz @andthesewalls @tenderhooligan Did the diners get a chance to say what they wanted to order? #imissaxemurdererweekends #
• Is #bbcsml designed specifically to give Daily Mail reading neanderthals open mic for their narrow minded racism? #
• Have decided to forget about the endless useless Twitter+Facebook clients and put up with the official ones separately. Much easier… #
• @andthesewalls @alfiewb Nah… He knows when to politely turn a blind eye… #
• @alfiewb Do me a favour will you and follow @andthesewalls? Too many tweets I need to retweet because you'd like them! #
• How do you remove accounts from #TweetDeck for Android? Still feature poor after all these months. #
• Whilst ripping DVDs to use with 1st Gen iPad using Handbrake, have found only 'iPhone & iPod Touch' settings work without crashing iPad #
• Why don't the columns sync yet in #TweetDeck (or at least give you the option to?) Seems a major point of syncing is missing. #
• After much playing, #TweetDeck for #Chrome seems to work. Will it sync with #Android & #iPad though? We shall see… #
• Twitter+Facebook clients. Facebook error in #tweetdeck & Facebook and Twitter error in #seesmic Want one for Mac, Android & iOS. Which? #
• Does the woman on 'Same Smile' say the rhyming bits in that dreadful rushed way deliberately or is it just a bit rubbish? #cbeebies #
• Tonight @murphyz, you have changed the world. Agree with you over 'wwwgate' & well done @infostripe for sorting it. #
• Approaching my 4th Twitter Anniversary. Shall I buy myself a present? Or just treat myself to some quality time? #
• @howardnurse @philmcnulty Not Viva La Vida though… #musthavebeenwrittenbysomeoneelse #
• @howardnurse @philmcnulty 'Coldplay' is an anagram of 'whiny dirges'. Fact. #
• @murphyz Colour one, and I think that's because it gives the image more depth. Both good though… #
• now (foolhandy) on infostripe http://t.co/gtcqXY1 As with @murphyz have no idea what this is for but you have to have them all! #
• Just one more thing… Goodbye Columbo… #
• @EmmaCLloyd Could be, but the general blandness of 'official' stuff pisses this man off too… #
• @GLPNE73 @SuzanneLuca5 Is he not an act (being an individual) rather than a band? If so, I could have Bernard Butler, Robbie W or Betty Boo. #
• @greenheartessex Thank you! Any news on soiled pizza boxes etc? #

• Hoping my alarm wakes me at a reasonable hour tomorrow morning rather then it being my daughter at a ridiculous time again. #
• @GLPNE73 Lucky last game. Was trying loads of made up words at the end hoping one would be allowed… #
• @alfiewb Glad you enjoyed it! #
• Wish our 1000 litre water butt was plumbed in now Essex has turned from desert to lake. But then I wish we had the new shed to plumb it to. #
• @GLPNE73 @stephenfry Cambridge Utd aren't in a high enough league to have any fixtures yet. For now we're just sitting & staring wistfully. #
• @ben_san Would recommend @ecotricity without hesitation. Great customer service & gas as well as electricity. #
• @foolhandy Noticed I only seem to respond to people these days on here. Twitter as a metaphor for my life? Shall ponder such passivity today #
• @andthesewalls Love Matt Smith but don't like what they're giving him to do. The standalone stuff is nearly always best. #
• @danroan Shearer talks with Cardiff 'unsuccessful' presumably because they realised he was 'clueless'. #
• @GeorgehamCEPS It's always sunny over here! #
• @alfiewb Or it's a song lyric. Look it up… #
• Inspite of my rage I am still just a rat in a cage. #
• Have lost my temper twice today over people/things that were so unworthy of it. Makes me sad. #

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• @DanLomas Worse than in the sleet of Scafel? #
• @DanLomas Waiting… #
• Check this video out — Cage The Elephant – Shake Me Down http://t.co/bvHj5hz via #
• @andthesewalls 3. Then 11. #
• @andthesewalls I demand it in it's entirety! #
• @murphyz Bored? Come and visit! No hard labour required! #
• @philmcnulty Been reading the Villa stories. Seems a plum job for someone, why do think no one really wants it? #
• @murphyz Hmmm. I'd offer her the cat excrement from my garden, she'd tell me to buy a lion to solve the problem & I'd tell her to fuck off. #
• @Pearcesport You an your Olympic ticket obsession! Have you got a 2012 anorak? #
• @danroan 36 & yearn to play football regularly, but only 6-a-side leagues with no interest in individuals & league teams full of teens. #
• @laurenlaverne What you said… Zzzzzzz…….. Solidarity from here. #
• @tenderhooligan I understand… #unconvincingsobbing Night x2 #
• @tenderhooligan I feel cheated by my two sentences… #

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• @SuzanneLuca5 H's tipple of choice after a long day tending to the little 'un! #
• @SuzanneLuca5 I had a shard of sherry glass in my foot today… #
• So #england were simply more tired than the Swiss. Rubbish. Too much poor passing, too many average players still being picked, too average. #
• @daraobriain Some people leaving too. Why would you do that? #
• @philmcnulty Impromtu question for you – what has Downing ever done for England to warrant his constant selection? Mystery to me… #
• Darren Bent is good, but not good enough. #england (Better than fecking Downing though – how does he get picked so often?!) #
• @andthesewalls Looks good, but whole a whole cultural shift is needed. #
• @tenderhooligan Have you noticed how Chief Exec of Mothers' Union is a man? Women's movements sometimes do themselves no favours… #
• @andthesewalls Yes but #england expect to be beaten by Germany. Only big defeat by perceived lesser nation will provide big enough tremor. #
• Do obviously want #england to qualify but have long felt that an enormous defeat is necessary to provide the impetus to make real change. #
• Still hoping that today is the long-awaited shake-up-inducing tonking I've been hoping for for years. Come on Switzerland! #england #
• @andthesewalls Hey Dude by Kula Shaker (from Helen) & The Invisible Man by Marillion (from me) Do you have a hatchet big enough? #
• @andthesewalls Do they play like they're from the 1920s? #
• @DanLomas Nice of you to count everyone down Dan, but my birthday's in 42 days… #
• What a difference having a nice big run makes. After just 2 days in it we've had an egg from all 3 of our chickens for the first time! #
• Thoughts on Michael Schumacher by an @F1Photographer http://www.darrenheath.com/season/2011/monaco-2011/blog/chasing-dreams So very true… #
• @GLPNE73 We've had 2 bursts of rain, three weeks apart, in the past 2 months. East Anglian Desert they'll be calling it soon. #
• @GLPNE73 Should be so lucky as to have a lawn that needs mowing. I have a large brown area in much need of precipitation. #

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• 100 in 2011! A Good Month For Cats http://bit.ly/kyIPfb #
• @alfiewb Rent it on iTunes… (Or watch it on C4 +1 and stay up 'til 1am!) #
• @GLPNE73 We can but hope… #
• Bad luck Manure. Barcelona are the best team in the world, simple as that. #
• @GLPNE73 Oh yeah…we'd only bring him on after an hour of hapless hoofing. He'd have to learn to head too before a #cufc start. #
• As brilliant as Messi is, he must be finding it difficult to play with #itv so far up his arse. #
• @GLPNE73 I said after the semi – Messi is good enough to do a job for #cufc #
• @GLPNE73 Haven't learned from Arsenal first leg – you CAN play Barca off the field… #
• @greenheartessex Could you also clarify the position on things like chip papers and soiled pizza boxes in the new bins please? #
• @greenheartessex Re the new food recycling – can we still use the compostable sacks with the new system? #
• My timeline had disappeared… #
• @ecomissionary @ecotricity Great value, great customer service, electricity & gas. I wouldn't go anywhere else. #
• Thank Google! I had it right in my earlier tweet. Phew… There is an 'o' – let today's tweetage be a reminder to me always. #
• Glorius. Glorious. Funny how there are certain words I have to check every time despite generally good spelling. #notevensurenow #
• @ZinedineF Still quite jealous. Sat Night is my favourite from Coming Up. And…I did suggest Dion and…no chance even tho he is a legend! #
• @tenderhooligan Glorious sun again here in Essex. #itsnevergoingtorainhereagain #eastangliandesert #

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• Bad luck Manure. Barcelona are the best team in the world, simple as that. #
• @GLPNE73 Oh yeah…we'd only bring him on after an hour of hapless hoofing. He'd have to learn to head too before a #cufc start. #
• As brilliant as Messi is, he must be finding it difficult to play with #itv so far up his arse. #
• @GLPNE73 I said after the semi – Messi is good enough to do a job for #cufc #
• @GLPNE73 Haven't learned from Arsenal first leg – you CAN play Barca off the field… #

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• @greenheartessex Could you also clarify the position on things like chip papers and soiled pizza boxes in the new bins please? #
• @greenheartessex Re the new food recycling – can we still use the compostable sacks with the new system? #

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