- @andthesewalls You have mine don't you. Although I have loads more suggestions if you want – and I know the 'rules'!
# - Another vaguely interesting #xfactor contestant who returns as a sanitised shadow of their former selves. #cherlloyd #
- Kitty, Jonny & Little Mix best three. Relatively speaking of course… #xfactor #
- @andthesewalls
# - @soph_fox @balibeccy Yes it is… #
- The Risk & Sophie bottom two surely… #xfactor #
- Can you spot it @soph_fox ? And don't be so rude about your sister @BaliBeccy ! http://t.co/qj0sMtZ7 #
- Just had a lovely two and a half hours with my daughter asleep on my lap. Seems to have got off on the wrong side though! #
- @DanLomas Have seen Eddie's outfit – why didn't he wear a beefeaters uniform at Silverstone? #
- @DanLomas Great name but dull looking circuit – the drivers like it yes? Haven't seen Eddie's outfit yet but notice he's trending worldwide! #
- @DanLomas L has whole series of Peppa Pig on TV via iPad so haven't seen it. iPlayer here I come… #
- Great service from http://t.co/5acVcZ7c would recommend their products! #
- "How's about that, then?", "Now then, now then, now then", "Goodness gracious", "As it 'appens", "Guys and gals"… #
- @stephenfry Does Siri know what the Ultimate Question is though? #hg2g #
- @murphyz Lovely…have fun! We'll leave the bathroom for when you visit next month. #
- FA Cup FT: Hayes & Yeading 2-6 Cambridge United #CambridgeUnited #facup #BSBP #ijwt #queserasera #
- @murphyz Fancy popping up tomorrow to clean our bathroom? #
- @BaliBeccy It was meant for @andthesewalls but I forgot the #andthesewalls bit! #
- @GLPNE73 Oh the joys! Waking up at 4.30 tomorrow morning… #deartoddlerstheclocksaregoingbacksopleasehaveanextrahourskip #
- Are the policewomen wake-up calls & German church porn stories in any way connected? #
- @RobBrydon Are you a Shakin' Stevens fan? @SuzanneLuca5 & I were chatting about our childhood hero & I imagine he's your kind of man. #
- 15 hours ago I was stuck on a desolate island off the mainland, held back by the tide, with only a cup of tea and a chat to console me. #
- "I don't understand, I'm supposed to be beautiful." "But you *are* beautiful!…" #wipestearfromeye #
- @SuzanneLuca5 @GLPNE73 @iammattabbott I've got all Shaky's singles on vinyl, bought the week they were released, in the attic! #
- RT @KenWorthingtn: Barry Manilow looks like Gail Tilsley/Platt! (FAO @iammattabbott ) #
- @GLPNE73 @iammattabbott I'm waiting for An Audience With Shakin' Stevens… #boyhoodhero #
- Proud of my grazed knee because it's a football-related-grazed-knee which I got because I'm playing football again. It's great to be back. #
- Germolene & blood: a heady cocktail! http://t.co/b4pXmhdP #
- Fancy playing football on a Friday night in Braintree? http://t.co/L0Q3o1dq #
- Loved football tonight. I didn't like my knee with any skin on anyway! Much better performance tho, my timing is returning & scored again. #
- Let's hear it for @BRIANHANDY7 who's just entered the Twitteroom! #djvoiceinmyhead #
- If you're "desperate to play" why would you "refuse to warm up"? To play you have to warm up, so if you refuse to warm up…?! #tevez #mcfc #
- @RobBrydon A book you say? What book is this? #livinginacave #
- Splash & dash for E after diversion due to an accident. We *will* be home soon… #
- 20 years to the day since I broke my leg. 20 years & 6 days since I passed my driving test. Recalling my mood at this moment in 1991… #
- It's OK cats, you carry on… Being able to breath properly is overated anyway. #
- 11 months & 2 weeks after someone drove into my car it's finally all settled. I can hear the solicitor's champagne glasses clinking… #
- @alfiewb []___[] surely… #
- @alfiewb You need a long journey in the back of a car. Or to turn your headphones down. Or to go more than 3 minutes not looking at a screen #
- We'll keep @alfiewb in the van tomorrow @soph_fox – you won't catch anything. #
- @soph_fox campy camp video…… http://t.co/CiGzzVqr (You confused it by having no space between the …. & http so the link wouldn't work) #
- @GLPNE73 I'm excited about Jez George. He's been consistently successful at youth level & now he's taking his chance with the 1st team #ijwt #
- @murphyz @andthesewalls Agreed. I know of them too. But a great % of the pop are in dead jobs they rightly hate so do as little as possible. #
- @GLPNE73 OK he's the 1 who's got a half decent track record-but you still wouldn't. The rest, &Ling at Torquay, Hart linked everywhere. Why? #
- @murphyz @andthesewalls We should be legislating for the creation of more meaningful & rewarding jobs with ring-fenced non-work time. #
- @GLPNE73 Would rather my club took a punt on an untried potential gem that might go either way than appoint an failed journeyman. #ijwt #
- @murphyz @andthesewalls If you pay people peanuts to do a shit job & treat them like crap they'll be "lazy". Too much employer power is bad. #
- @RussGreaves Commiserations. Best people pass first time obviously (!) but I know a few good ones who took a couple of goes! #
- Martin O'Neill, Roy Keane, Paul Ince, Kevin Keegan, Avram Grant, Alan Curbishley &
Billy Davies. All up 4 #lcfc job. Bar MO'N why would you? # - Twitter & Facebook are linked now so I won't have to visit Facebook any more & my Twitter witterings will doubtless bore you all senseless. #
- Wish I was going to the Abbey this evening. Feels like a football night. #ijwt #
- No more Shakespeare's county than mine-keep the tape on I say!(& who cares who wrote them beyond the tourist industry?) http://t.co/5tR8tBe3 #
- Charlie Brooker on drugs & newspapers http://t.co/6ksMmTQh #
- @GLPNE73 CF is snakes & ladders, CH is chess. #
- @tenderhooligan @andthesewalls I thought you were going to wet nurse E when you were here next G… #
- @BaliBeccy Up my end and everywhere else. #
- @tenderhooligan @andthesewalls If you only ever eat potato soup… #
- Auntie Em! Auntie Em! #felixstowe #wind #goingtothebeachinoctober #
- Felixstowe is somewhat fresh. Typing this with numb fingers and phone bobbing about in wind! http://t.co/WPtXxYew #
- Chips by the sea for lunch, Chimichangas this evening. Am hollowing out my legs and alerting whale-rescuing services. #
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