- @tenderhooligan @VaiBabe Our fruit trees are great… #
- @tenderhooligan @VaiBabe AND…when it comes to not having to pretend, with the list of characteristics you (cont) http://t.co/C1hc084 #
- @VaiBabe @tenderhooligan And when it comes to my greengages… #
- @VaiBabe @tenderhooligan I've said nothing of plums but mine *are* of the finest calibre… #
- @tenderhooligan @VaiBabe I like pretending to be an arse when talking to you th! #
- @GLPNE73 Who are you quoting? #
- @ZinedineF Give 'em a cheer from me! 90+ minutes of the good stuff please Cambridge… #ijwt #
- @soph_fox @alfiewb Liesel…5.50 yesterday & 5.05 today… #
- Oh so very tired… #
- @tombowran Thanks. Am away for weekend but maybe another time. #
- @GLPNE73 I liked Tim Vine's best too. How did he come from the same parents as Jeremy Vine?! One brilliant, one an utter cock. #
- Pleased for Arsene Wenger tonight. Don't mind who wins between #afc & #mufc at the weekend, so long as Cambridge do. #ijwt #
- @ZinedineF Incidentally, how are you finding Seesmic? #
- @ZinedineF Do they watch it? Then they'd realise fo themselves… #
- @ZinedineF Do #itv execs read Twitter? Do they realise the contempt their shockingly-poor football coverage is held in? #
- @DanLomas And Maggie did. Blog hidden temporarily as an over-indulgence-caused-blowout has caused me to hide in shame. It will return. #
- With #afc winning #itv are painting Udinese as a top side, thus heightening Arsenal's glory & allowing even greater bollocks to be spouted. #
- @DanLomas Mao. And Blair-not a dictator as such but a nasty piece of work all the same. #
- @tenderhooligan You're never going to be the Queen you know! #
- Have had to mute the TV. FYI #itv Udinese are not a pub team, and not every sentence has to include vacuous hyperbole. #itvruiningfootball #
- Come on Arsenal…for the sake of beautiful football & managers who (mainly) do the right things, you have to win tonight. #afc #
- @mmmjaycee I'm close to 4000 now… #whatalotofnonsense #
- Manchester United to offer "air within Old Trafford" naming rights to sponsors. #ifitmoves ornot)slapasponsoronit #mufc #
- @iammattabbott Sean Bean isn't that hard – he can't act his way out of a paper bag for a start. #
- @GLPNE73 If we were in it. It's Leagues One & Two only now sadly. #
- @GLPNE73 It's going to be a long, hard season again for Cambridge. I'd take mid-table obscurity right now. #ijwt #
- 4 years for these http://t.co/703AnxT and 4 months for him http://t.co/irwMRS5 & both too long to one degree of another-the law is an ass! #
- Missed that goal though… Come on Cambridge! #IJWT #
- Watching 'Great British Bake Off' at the same time as listening to Cambridge on the radio. I <3 Mel & Sue! #
- Will Cambridge have any players left on the pitch by the end? Calm down dears… #IJWT #
- Come on Cambridge, be all the best bits of the past few games for a whole 90 minutes! #IJWT #
- I 'love' the sound of a wailing child in the afternoon… #countingsecondsuntilthecalpolkicksin #
- I 'love' the sound of a wailing child in the afternoon… #countingsecondsuntil calpolkicksin #
- @alfiewb @BaliBeccy "different legendary pokemon" *obviously* (rolls eyes trying to look like he knows what it all means) #
- The upside of not a single shop having anything my size is I'm saved repeatedly trying stuff on only to find that it looks shit on me. #
- Each shop I walk into I can see it in their eyes: "Not likely mate. Not your size." How can you not let it get you down? #
- Eastbourne Sunrise http://t.co/URb0e8T by @murphyz #photoblog #
- @iammattabbott Try Paint.NET #tightnorthernbastardwithdecentartwork #
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